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JennyWuzHere
09-22-11, 08:54 PM
Okay. I've been waiting too long to make the forum games I considered.
Okay here it is.
Good Medicine. Top votes.
Rules:
1.) The first poster will name a sickness, ailment, or bodily disfunction they are "dealing with".
2.) The next poster will post a remedy of the said ailment.
EX:
JennyWuzHere: I have sprained my ankle
Next Poster: Stand on that same leg and jump up and down 5 times :)
All forum game rules are applied.
Have fun!!!!
*They next forum game will not be *Insert Coin* Sorry! :(
Okay. I will start.
I broke my arm, and is in a cast for 5 weeks.
joyirene
09-22-11, 08:59 PM
Tie dye your cast and sleep on that arm :)
I have a cold!
gobblies
09-22-11, 09:01 PM
Blow Your Nose
I have hay fever
Hawaiianmomma
09-22-11, 09:02 PM
Eat A Clove of Raw Garlic Everyday for a Month......Listed in the worlds oldest medical text repeatedly...Ebers Papyrus
JennyWuzHere
09-22-11, 09:08 PM
Momma. You have to name your ailment.
gobblies
09-22-11, 09:08 PM
Yeah......
Hawaiianmomma
09-22-11, 09:16 PM
I am Suffering "Desparatus Mangifera indica".......lol a longing despair from lack of proper absorption of delicious ,lush, juicy mangos...
JennyWuzHere
09-22-11, 09:32 PM
Go lie in bed while eating Mangos!
I have scoliosis.
gobblies
09-22-11, 09:44 PM
Get someone to put it back in shape
i have cystic fibrosis
casadolce
09-22-11, 10:24 PM
Go snorkel diving at the Great Barrier Reef
I am bulimic
joyirene
09-22-11, 11:09 PM
Just stop eating all together. Then you won't have to throw up.
I'm anorexic because I followed my own advice!
mushroom79
09-23-11, 02:59 AM
watch documentaries of children in Africa who are starving and you would appreciate that you have food to eat. Then you will start eating again
I'm anaemic
gobblies
09-23-11, 03:30 AM
Paint yourself Pink
I have a tooth- ache
nmishii
09-23-11, 04:45 AM
pull out your tooth
I am schizophrenic
casadolce
09-23-11, 07:50 AM
Record your own voice and play it 24/7
I have compulsive/obsessive disorder
casadolce
09-23-11, 07:52 AM
Sorry, obsessive/compulsive disorder.
Hawaiianmomma
09-23-11, 09:42 PM
Lol......get a job as a Waikiki Maidand work 16 hr. shifts at $7.50hr.with minimal benefits
I have a fever of 102.4
sourlicorice2
09-23-11, 09:48 PM
Lie in a tub filled with water and ice.
I have high blood pressure.
joyirene
09-24-11, 08:39 PM
Try to get as stressed as possible.
I'm depressed
JennyWuzHere
09-24-11, 10:42 PM
Go talk to a clown.
I'm sleepy.
casadolce
09-24-11, 11:09 PM
Take some Ativan.
I am bipolar.
nmishii
09-25-11, 01:19 PM
Move in with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
I am autistic.
JennyWuzHere
09-26-11, 09:08 PM
Let's go meet up with a talk-o-holic :D
I just got my tonsils removed.
canacanacana
09-26-11, 09:16 PM
Eat lots of sorbet every hour for ten days, and no talking.
I am agoraphobic
joyirene
09-26-11, 10:10 PM
Stay alone in an elevator for a week with a lion.
I have a headache.
casadolce
09-26-11, 10:36 PM
Stand on your head for 3 hours.
I got stung by a bee on the nose.
nmishii
09-26-11, 10:41 PM
Wear a clown suit to go with your new nose.
I am claustrophobic
Hawaiianmomma
09-27-11, 03:51 AM
Go to the beach with me and we'll get lots of fresh air
I am suffering Lovetinitis
sourlicorice2
09-27-11, 09:33 AM
Lol start an argument with your boyfriend.
I am suffering from too much computer workinitus.
joyirene
09-27-11, 11:03 AM
Throw your computer against the wall and go for a hike outside :)
I have insomnia.
casadolce
09-27-11, 01:22 PM
Drink 10 cups of coffee and 5 cans of Coke.
I have carpel tunnel syndrome from planting crops.
nmishii
09-27-11, 01:48 PM
Cut off your arms.
I am incontinent
JennyWuzHere
09-27-11, 06:19 PM
I broke my arm. :(
JennyWuzHere
09-27-11, 06:21 PM
Oops. Didn't reply to nmishii!
Uhm... I can't really make something up for that. Since I know many meanings for incontinent.
Anyone want to take on nmishii's and mine??
joyirene
09-27-11, 06:31 PM
Move into a studio apartment. Where the only room is a bathroom. And never leave.
I have ADD
Hawaiianmomma
09-27-11, 06:33 PM
Nmishiithe ocean cures everything for Hawaiians....so we go Waikoko....I bust lunch 4 us Babe
Jenny some Loving 4 UStay in good nutritionintake vitamins and listen to your doc unless it does not agree with your own commonsense......& don't stress your fractures
4 Sour u is a cutie I tell u.....lolHawaiian Cure~All for Workernititus for Wahines.......A Kolohe Braddah whose quick his lip and knows how to BBQ....lol
pinkster73
09-27-11, 06:36 PM
Move away from your noisy neighbors.
I have degenerative disc disease
pinkster73
09-27-11, 06:37 PM
Sorry my post got delayed posting
Hawaiianmomma
09-27-11, 06:38 PM
Edit~>Edit~>lol
Joy's....Since u get A+D+D I plus everything 4+u
++++Hawaiian++++ lol
I have Sleepy DesperationAhhhhhhh my pillow misses me....lol
Hawaiianmomma
09-27-11, 07:06 PM
Pinkster try garlic...a clove a day...and very very light massagesthe blood needs to move around
pinkster73
09-27-11, 07:31 PM
Pinkster try garlic...a clove a day...and very very light massagesthe blood needs to move around
Actually hawaiianmomma I've had 2 vertabrea replaced 9 months ago and will have another 2 replaced in about 6 months. So your answer could have been: turn into robo-pinkster!
pinkster73
09-27-11, 07:32 PM
Oh my answer for you is one shot of scotch.
I have itchy eyes
Hawaiianmomma
09-27-11, 07:36 PM
I was being good Pinkster....I see a Rhemy every 6 weeks for scleroderma & fibromyalgia before my breast cancer..I spent a good 2 years in a wheelchair....thought I'd share that remedy....I never forgot you....I remembered
Hawaiianmomma
09-27-11, 07:40 PM
So my for my Robo~Sweetieitchy eyes......visine.....lol
sourlicorice2
09-29-11, 10:05 AM
Oh oh what do u have Hawaiianmomma? And thx. For the previous post
sterlingempire
09-29-11, 10:23 AM
So my for my Robo~Sweetieitchy eyes......visine.....lol
Rinse your eyes!!
Hmm... tardive dyskanesia. (hope I spelled that correctly, lol)
pinkster73
09-29-11, 10:49 AM
Use this: tetrabenazine. Thanks Google!
I stubbed my toe really hard
nmishii
09-29-11, 11:42 AM
Cut your toe off. You have 4 others on that foot.
I have a sore throat.
casadolce
09-29-11, 12:37 PM
Drink 200 cc of Vodka every 1/2 hour.
I have post-traumatic stress disorder from seeing a tiger in a farm.
queenrocks77
09-30-11, 10:27 AM
Shoot the tiger with a water pistol and run!
I have a neck injury
JennyWuzHere
09-30-11, 08:11 PM
We have to go to a chiroprator.
My toungue has become numb.
queenrocks77
09-30-11, 08:28 PM
bite it
my hair is falling out
nmishii
09-30-11, 08:33 PM
rub Super Glue on your scalp
my fingernail broke
queenrocks77
09-30-11, 11:08 PM
Hurry get some super glue off my scalp before it dries.....
Hand super glued to my scalp? :p
sourlicorice2
10-01-11, 09:19 AM
Use your other hand.
I've got can't think of a funny remedy syndrome
mushroom79
10-02-11, 04:24 AM
go read a medical textbook
i am down with a bad flu (really)
queenrocks77
10-02-11, 07:56 AM
get lots of rest and eat Cracker Jacks
my nose is running
nmishii
10-02-11, 02:46 PM
You still have Super Glue left, don't you? Pinch your nostrils shut and close off with Super Glue.
I have tennis elbow
JennyWuzHere
10-02-11, 05:50 PM
Go do some push ups.
I scraped my knee cap. :(
sourlicorice2
10-02-11, 07:04 PM
Scrape the other knee cap. At least they'll look the same
I can't stop sneezing.
queenrocks77
10-02-11, 08:12 PM
put down the pepper! :rolleyes:
I have Bieber Fever :p
casadolce
10-05-11, 03:22 PM
Go see Lady Gaga.
I'm exhausted from climbing the Great Wall.
JennyWuzHere
10-05-11, 04:34 PM
Then we must go climb Mount Everest!
I'm losing my vision.
mushroom79
10-05-11, 07:16 PM
quit all story games and donate your gems to me.
i have Story game Withdrawal symtoms (cant play much cos busy now)
queenrocks77
10-06-11, 04:34 AM
Take lots of bathroom breaks and take your phone
My foot fell asleep.
sourlicorice2
10-06-11, 09:17 AM
Wake it up by stamping your feet.
My nose is itchy.
JennyWuzHere
10-08-11, 02:59 PM
You have to sniff some pepper, sneeze, and it'll all be better! :o
My arm is sore.
nmishii
10-08-11, 03:14 PM
Do a bunch of pull-ups and push-ups.
I have a charley horse in my leg.
casadolce
10-08-11, 05:33 PM
Alternate between split-squats and lunges for three hours.
I have jet lag.
Hawaiianmomma
11-01-11, 10:06 PM
Rx:Lay down and drift into melodies of your heart
I have a stubbed toe
mushroom79
11-03-11, 06:26 PM
walk on your palms and not your feet
I am sleepy everyday
casadolce
11-03-11, 06:39 PM
Take a sleep pill every four hours.
I miss Jenny :(
nmishii
11-03-11, 07:00 PM
Derail every thread in this forum by posting that you miss Jenny; continue posting to tell everyone in all the threads all about the good times we had with Jenny and beg for her to come back.
I have a wart on my finger.
fudge123442
11-03-11, 07:15 PM
Cut it off and dispose of properly.
My hearts beating to fast.
mtytomlinson
11-03-11, 08:58 PM
Avoid looking at the person you like ;) haha
A piano fell on my head. :(
mushroom79
11-14-11, 08:53 AM
Go up to Shaolin Mountain and learn the Iron Head s****.
I am a sleepyhead.
casadolce
11-14-11, 09:29 AM
Go watch so paint dry :)
I hate Mondays.
jwmiller
11-14-11, 02:58 PM
Have dinner at TGIFs (U.S. food chain)
I popped the top and just can't stop
Hawaiianmomma
11-14-11, 05:16 PM
Pat a capand fill da gap
I need a big band-aid....I've fallen and can't get up
crbirdie
11-14-11, 08:49 PM
Call 911
I have a case of the Boyfriend blues
ilovecooper14
11-14-11, 08:52 PM
Call 911
I have a case of the Boyfriend blues
Grab a pint of ice-cream and watch a chic flick
I have a case of.. Being lazy lol
crbirdie
11-14-11, 08:54 PM
Find a workout that entertains you
I have a case of extreme stress
casadolce
11-14-11, 09:12 PM
Try babysitting :)
I am afraid of height.
jwmiller
11-15-11, 08:17 AM
Watch the Wizard of Oz
I'm afraid of flying monkeys
Hawaiianmomma
11-15-11, 05:22 PM
lolRX:Here's a compound bow....shoot away...lol
I have a bad case of music~manganese star
iceschool101221
04-17-12, 09:55 PM
Break your ipod/mp3 player.
I have a bad case of two crushes...
iceschool101221
04-17-12, 09:55 PM
Edit: crush= people I like
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