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JennyWuzHere
09-22-11, 08:54 PM
Okay. I've been waiting too long to make the forum games I considered.
Okay here it is.

Good Medicine. Top votes.

Rules:
1.) The first poster will name a sickness, ailment, or bodily disfunction they are "dealing with".
2.) The next poster will post a remedy of the said ailment.
EX:
JennyWuzHere: I have sprained my ankle
Next Poster: Stand on that same leg and jump up and down 5 times :)

All forum game rules are applied.
Have fun!!!!
*They next forum game will not be *Insert Coin* Sorry! :(

Okay. I will start.

I broke my arm, and is in a cast for 5 weeks.

joyirene
09-22-11, 08:59 PM
Tie dye your cast and sleep on that arm :)

I have a cold!

gobblies
09-22-11, 09:01 PM
Blow Your Nose

I have hay fever

Hawaiianmomma
09-22-11, 09:02 PM
Eat A Clove of Raw Garlic Everyday for a Month......Listed in the worlds oldest medical text repeatedly...Ebers Papyrus

JennyWuzHere
09-22-11, 09:08 PM
Momma. You have to name your ailment.

gobblies
09-22-11, 09:08 PM
Yeah......

Hawaiianmomma
09-22-11, 09:16 PM
I am Suffering "Desparatus Mangifera indica".......lol a longing despair from lack of proper absorption of delicious ,lush, juicy mangos...

JennyWuzHere
09-22-11, 09:32 PM
Go lie in bed while eating Mangos!

I have scoliosis.

gobblies
09-22-11, 09:44 PM
Get someone to put it back in shape

i have cystic fibrosis

casadolce
09-22-11, 10:24 PM
Go snorkel diving at the Great Barrier Reef

I am bulimic

joyirene
09-22-11, 11:09 PM
Just stop eating all together. Then you won't have to throw up.

I'm anorexic because I followed my own advice!

mushroom79
09-23-11, 02:59 AM
watch documentaries of children in Africa who are starving and you would appreciate that you have food to eat. Then you will start eating again

I'm anaemic

gobblies
09-23-11, 03:30 AM
Paint yourself Pink

I have a tooth- ache

nmishii
09-23-11, 04:45 AM
pull out your tooth

I am schizophrenic

casadolce
09-23-11, 07:50 AM
Record your own voice and play it 24/7

I have compulsive/obsessive disorder

casadolce
09-23-11, 07:52 AM
Sorry, obsessive/compulsive disorder.

Hawaiianmomma
09-23-11, 09:42 PM
Lol......get a job as a Waikiki Maidand work 16 hr. shifts at $7.50hr.with minimal benefits

I have a fever of 102.4

sourlicorice2
09-23-11, 09:48 PM
Lie in a tub filled with water and ice.

I have high blood pressure.

joyirene
09-24-11, 08:39 PM
Try to get as stressed as possible.

I'm depressed

JennyWuzHere
09-24-11, 10:42 PM
Go talk to a clown.

I'm sleepy.

casadolce
09-24-11, 11:09 PM
Take some Ativan.

I am bipolar.

nmishii
09-25-11, 01:19 PM
Move in with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

I am autistic.

JennyWuzHere
09-26-11, 09:08 PM
Let's go meet up with a talk-o-holic :D

I just got my tonsils removed.

canacanacana
09-26-11, 09:16 PM
Eat lots of sorbet every hour for ten days, and no talking. 

I am agoraphobic

joyirene
09-26-11, 10:10 PM
Stay alone in an elevator for a week with a lion.

I have a headache.

casadolce
09-26-11, 10:36 PM
Stand on your head for 3 hours.

I got stung by a bee on the nose.

nmishii
09-26-11, 10:41 PM
Wear a clown suit to go with your new nose.

I am claustrophobic

Hawaiianmomma
09-27-11, 03:51 AM
Go to the beach with me and we'll get lots of fresh air

I am suffering Lovetinitis

sourlicorice2
09-27-11, 09:33 AM
Lol start an argument with your boyfriend.

I am suffering from too much computer workinitus.

joyirene
09-27-11, 11:03 AM
Throw your computer against the wall and go for a hike outside :)

I have insomnia.

casadolce
09-27-11, 01:22 PM
Drink 10 cups of coffee and 5 cans of Coke.

I have carpel tunnel syndrome from planting crops.

nmishii
09-27-11, 01:48 PM
Cut off your arms.

I am incontinent

JennyWuzHere
09-27-11, 06:19 PM
I broke my arm. :(

JennyWuzHere
09-27-11, 06:21 PM
Oops. Didn't reply to nmishii!

Uhm... I can't really make something up for that. Since I know many meanings for incontinent.
Anyone want to take on nmishii's and mine??

joyirene
09-27-11, 06:31 PM
Move into a studio apartment. Where the only room is a bathroom. And never leave.

I have ADD

Hawaiianmomma
09-27-11, 06:33 PM
Nmishiithe ocean cures everything for Hawaiians....so we go Waikoko....I bust lunch 4 us Babe

Jenny some Loving 4 UStay in good nutritionintake vitamins and listen to your doc unless it does not agree with your own commonsense......& don't stress your fractures

4 Sour u is a cutie I tell u.....lolHawaiian Cure~All for Workernititus for Wahines.......A Kolohe Braddah whose quick his lip and knows how to BBQ....lol

pinkster73
09-27-11, 06:36 PM
Move away from your noisy neighbors.

I have degenerative disc disease

pinkster73
09-27-11, 06:37 PM
Sorry my post got delayed posting

Hawaiianmomma
09-27-11, 06:38 PM
Edit~>Edit~>lol

Joy's....Since u get A+D+D I plus everything 4+u
++++Hawaiian++++ lol

I have Sleepy DesperationAhhhhhhh my pillow misses me....lol

Hawaiianmomma
09-27-11, 07:06 PM

Pinkster try garlic...a clove a day...and very very light massagesthe blood needs to move around

pinkster73
09-27-11, 07:31 PM

Pinkster try garlic...a clove a day...and very very light massagesthe blood needs to move around

Actually hawaiianmomma I've had 2 vertabrea replaced 9 months ago and will have another 2 replaced in about 6 months. So your answer could have been: turn into robo-pinkster!

pinkster73
09-27-11, 07:32 PM
Oh my answer for you is one shot of scotch.

I have itchy eyes

Hawaiianmomma
09-27-11, 07:36 PM
I was being good Pinkster....I see a Rhemy every 6 weeks for scleroderma & fibromyalgia before my breast cancer..I spent a good 2 years in a wheelchair....thought I'd share that remedy....I never forgot you....I remembered

Hawaiianmomma
09-27-11, 07:40 PM
So my for my Robo~Sweetieitchy eyes......visine.....lol

sourlicorice2
09-29-11, 10:05 AM
Oh oh what do u have Hawaiianmomma? And thx. For the previous post 

sterlingempire
09-29-11, 10:23 AM
So my for my Robo~Sweetieitchy eyes......visine.....lol

Rinse your eyes!!

Hmm... tardive dyskanesia. (hope I spelled that correctly, lol)

pinkster73
09-29-11, 10:49 AM
Use this: tetrabenazine. Thanks Google!

I stubbed my toe really hard

nmishii
09-29-11, 11:42 AM
Cut your toe off. You have 4 others on that foot.

I have a sore throat.

casadolce
09-29-11, 12:37 PM
Drink 200 cc of Vodka every 1/2 hour.

I have post-traumatic stress disorder from seeing a tiger in a farm.

queenrocks77
09-30-11, 10:27 AM
Shoot the tiger with a water pistol and run!

I have a neck injury

JennyWuzHere
09-30-11, 08:11 PM
We have to go to a chiroprator.

My toungue has become numb.

queenrocks77
09-30-11, 08:28 PM
bite it

my hair is falling out

nmishii
09-30-11, 08:33 PM
rub Super Glue on your scalp

my fingernail broke

queenrocks77
09-30-11, 11:08 PM
Hurry get some super glue off my scalp before it dries.....

Hand super glued to my scalp? :p

sourlicorice2
10-01-11, 09:19 AM
Use your other hand.

I've got can't think of a funny remedy syndrome 

mushroom79
10-02-11, 04:24 AM
go read a medical textbook

i am down with a bad flu (really)

queenrocks77
10-02-11, 07:56 AM
get lots of rest and eat Cracker Jacks

my nose is running

nmishii
10-02-11, 02:46 PM
You still have Super Glue left, don't you? Pinch your nostrils shut and close off with Super Glue.

I have tennis elbow

JennyWuzHere
10-02-11, 05:50 PM
Go do some push ups.

I scraped my knee cap. :(

sourlicorice2
10-02-11, 07:04 PM
Scrape the other knee cap. At least they'll look the same 

I can't stop sneezing.

queenrocks77
10-02-11, 08:12 PM
put down the pepper! :rolleyes:

I have Bieber Fever :p

casadolce
10-05-11, 03:22 PM
Go see Lady Gaga.

I'm exhausted from climbing the Great Wall.

JennyWuzHere
10-05-11, 04:34 PM
Then we must go climb Mount Everest!

I'm losing my vision.

mushroom79
10-05-11, 07:16 PM
quit all story games and donate your gems to me.

i have Story game Withdrawal symtoms (cant play much cos busy now)

queenrocks77
10-06-11, 04:34 AM
Take lots of bathroom breaks and take your phone

My foot fell asleep.

sourlicorice2
10-06-11, 09:17 AM
Wake it up by stamping your feet.

My nose is itchy.

JennyWuzHere
10-08-11, 02:59 PM
You have to sniff some pepper, sneeze, and it'll all be better! :o

My arm is sore.

nmishii
10-08-11, 03:14 PM
Do a bunch of pull-ups and push-ups.

I have a charley horse in my leg.

casadolce
10-08-11, 05:33 PM
Alternate between split-squats and lunges for three hours.

I have jet lag.

Hawaiianmomma
11-01-11, 10:06 PM
Rx:Lay down and drift into melodies of your heart
I have a stubbed toe

mushroom79
11-03-11, 06:26 PM
walk on your palms and not your feet

I am sleepy everyday

casadolce
11-03-11, 06:39 PM
Take a sleep pill every four hours.

I miss Jenny :(

nmishii
11-03-11, 07:00 PM
Derail every thread in this forum by posting that you miss Jenny; continue posting to tell everyone in all the threads all about the good times we had with Jenny and beg for her to come back.

I have a wart on my finger.

fudge123442
11-03-11, 07:15 PM
Cut it off and dispose of properly.

My hearts beating to fast.

mtytomlinson
11-03-11, 08:58 PM
Avoid looking at the person you like ;) haha

A piano fell on my head. :(

mushroom79
11-14-11, 07:53 AM
Go up to Shaolin Mountain and learn the Iron Head skill.

I am a sleepyhead.

casadolce
11-14-11, 08:29 AM
Go watch so paint dry :)

I hate Mondays.

jwmiller
11-14-11, 01:58 PM
Have dinner at TGIFs (U.S. food chain)

I popped the top and just can't stop

Hawaiianmomma
11-14-11, 04:16 PM
Pat a capand fill da gap
I need a big band-aid....I've fallen and can't get up

crbirdie
11-14-11, 07:49 PM
Call 911

I have a case of the Boyfriend blues

ilovecooper14
11-14-11, 07:52 PM
Call 911

I have a case of the Boyfriend blues

Grab a pint of ice-cream and watch a chic flick

I have a case of.. Being lazy lol

crbirdie
11-14-11, 07:54 PM
Find a workout that entertains you

I have a case of extreme stress

casadolce
11-14-11, 08:12 PM
Try babysitting :)

I am afraid of height.

jwmiller
11-15-11, 07:17 AM
Watch the Wizard of Oz

I'm afraid of flying monkeys

Hawaiianmomma
11-15-11, 04:22 PM
lolRX:Here's a compound bow....shoot away...lol

I have a bad case of music~manganese star

iceschool101221
04-17-12, 09:55 PM
Break your ipod/mp3 player.
I have a bad case of two crushes...

iceschool101221
04-17-12, 09:55 PM
Edit: crush= people I like