Good Medicine

[JennyWuzHere]

Okay. I've been waiting too long to make the forum games I considered.
Okay here it is.

Good Medicine. Top votes.

Rules:
1.) The first poster will name a sickness, ailment, or bodily disfunction they are "dealing with".
2.) The next poster will post a remedy of the said ailment.
EX:
JennyWuzHere: I have sprained my ankle
Next Poster: Stand on that same leg and jump up and down 5 times :)

All forum game rules are applied.
Have fun!!!!
*They next forum game will not be *Insert Coin* Sorry! :(

Okay. I will start.

I broke my arm, and is in a cast for 5 weeks.

[joyirene]

Tie dye your cast and sleep on that arm :)

I have a cold!

[gobblies]

Blow Your Nose

I have hay fever

[Hawaiianmomma]

Eat A Clove of Raw Garlic Everyday for a Month......Listed in the worlds oldest medical text repeatedly...Ebers Papyrus

[JennyWuzHere]

Momma. You have to name your ailment.

[gobblies]

Yeah......

[Hawaiianmomma]

I am Suffering "Desparatus Mangifera indica".......lol a longing despair from lack of proper absorption of delicious ,lush, juicy mangos...

[JennyWuzHere]

Go lie in bed while eating Mangos!

I have scoliosis.

[gobblies]

Get someone to put it back in shape

i have cystic fibrosis

[casadolce]

Go snorkel diving at the Great Barrier Reef

I am bulimic

[joyirene]

Just stop eating all together. Then you won't have to throw up.

I'm anorexic because I followed my own advice!

[mushroom79]

watch documentaries of children in Africa who are starving and you would appreciate that you have food to eat. Then you will start eating again

I'm anaemic

[gobblies]

Paint yourself Pink

I have a tooth- ache

[nmishii]

pull out your tooth

I am schizophrenic

[casadolce]

Record your own voice and play it 24/7

I have compulsive/obsessive disorder

[casadolce]

Sorry, obsessive/compulsive disorder.

[Hawaiianmomma]

Lol......get a job as a Waikiki Maidand work 16 hr. shifts at $7.50hr.with minimal benefits

I have a fever of 102.4

[sourlicorice2]

Lie in a tub filled with water and ice.

I have high blood pressure.

[joyirene]

Try to get as stressed as possible.

I'm depressed

[JennyWuzHere]

Go talk to a clown.

I'm sleepy.

[casadolce]

Take some Ativan.

I am bipolar.

[nmishii]

Move in with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

I am autistic.

[JennyWuzHere]

Let's go meet up with a talk-o-holic :D

I just got my tonsils removed.

[canacanacana]

Eat lots of sorbet every hour for ten days, and no talking. 

I am agoraphobic

[joyirene]

Stay alone in an elevator for a week with a lion.

I have a headache.

[casadolce]

Stand on your head for 3 hours.

I got stung by a bee on the nose.

[nmishii]

Wear a clown suit to go with your new nose.

I am claustrophobic

[Hawaiianmomma]

Go to the beach with me and we'll get lots of fresh air

I am suffering Lovetinitis

[sourlicorice2]

Lol start an argument with your boyfriend.

I am suffering from too much computer workinitus.

[joyirene]

Throw your computer against the wall and go for a hike outside :)

I have insomnia.

[casadolce]

Drink 10 cups of coffee and 5 cans of Coke.

I have carpel tunnel syndrome from planting crops.

[nmishii]

Cut off your arms.

I am incontinent

[JennyWuzHere]

I broke my arm. :(

[JennyWuzHere]

Oops. Didn't reply to nmishii!

Uhm... I can't really make something up for that. Since I know many meanings for incontinent.
Anyone want to take on nmishii's and mine??

[joyirene]

Move into a studio apartment. Where the only room is a bathroom. And never leave.

I have ADD

[Hawaiianmomma]

Nmishiithe ocean cures everything for Hawaiians....so we go Waikoko....I bust lunch 4 us Babe

Jenny some Loving 4 UStay in good nutritionintake vitamins and listen to your doc unless it does not agree with your own commonsense......& don't stress your fractures

4 Sour u is a cutie I tell u.....lolHawaiian Cure~All for Workernititus for Wahines.......A Kolohe Braddah whose quick his lip and knows how to BBQ....lol

[pinkster73]

Move away from your noisy neighbors.

I have degenerative disc disease

[pinkster73]

Sorry my post got delayed posting

[Hawaiianmomma]

Edit~>Edit~>lol

Joy's....Since u get A+D+D I plus everything 4+u
++++Hawaiian++++ lol

I have Sleepy DesperationAhhhhhhh my pillow misses me....lol

[Hawaiianmomma]


Pinkster try garlic...a clove a day...and very very light massagesthe blood needs to move around

[pinkster73]


Pinkster try garlic...a clove a day...and very very light massagesthe blood needs to move around

Actually hawaiianmomma I've had 2 vertabrea replaced 9 months ago and will have another 2 replaced in about 6 months. So your answer could have been: turn into robo-pinkster!

[pinkster73]

Oh my answer for you is one shot of scotch.

I have itchy eyes

[Hawaiianmomma]

I was being good Pinkster....I see a Rhemy every 6 weeks for scleroderma & fibromyalgia before my breast cancer..I spent a good 2 years in a wheelchair....thought I'd share that remedy....I never forgot you....I remembered

[Hawaiianmomma]

So my for my Robo~Sweetieitchy eyes......visine.....lol

[sourlicorice2]

Oh oh what do u have Hawaiianmomma? And thx. For the previous post 

[sterlingempire]

So my for my Robo~Sweetieitchy eyes......visine.....lol

Rinse your eyes!!

Hmm... tardive dyskanesia. (hope I spelled that correctly, lol)

[pinkster73]

Use this: tetrabenazine. Thanks Google!

I stubbed my toe really hard

[nmishii]

Cut your toe off. You have 4 others on that foot.

I have a sore throat.

[casadolce]

Drink 200 cc of Vodka every 1/2 hour.

I have post-traumatic stress disorder from seeing a tiger in a farm.

[queenrocks77]

Shoot the tiger with a water pistol and run!

I have a neck injury

[JennyWuzHere]

We have to go to a chiroprator.

My toungue has become numb.

[queenrocks77]

bite it

my hair is falling out

[nmishii]

rub Super Glue on your scalp

my fingernail broke

[queenrocks77]

Hurry get some super glue off my scalp before it dries.....

Hand super glued to my scalp? :p

[sourlicorice2]

Use your other hand.

I've got can't think of a funny remedy syndrome 

[mushroom79]

go read a medical textbook

i am down with a bad flu (really)

[queenrocks77]

get lots of rest and eat Cracker Jacks

my nose is running

[nmishii]

You still have Super Glue left, don't you? Pinch your nostrils shut and close off with Super Glue.

I have tennis elbow

[JennyWuzHere]

Go do some push ups.

I scraped my knee cap. :(

[sourlicorice2]

Scrape the other knee cap. At least they'll look the same 

I can't stop sneezing.

[queenrocks77]

put down the pepper! :rolleyes:

I have Bieber Fever :p

[casadolce]

Go see Lady Gaga.

I'm exhausted from climbing the Great Wall.

[JennyWuzHere]

Then we must go climb Mount Everest!

I'm losing my vision.

[mushroom79]

quit all story games and donate your gems to me.

i have Story game Withdrawal symtoms (cant play much cos busy now)

[queenrocks77]

Take lots of bathroom breaks and take your phone

My foot fell asleep.

[sourlicorice2]

Wake it up by stamping your feet.

My nose is itchy.

[JennyWuzHere]

You have to sniff some pepper, sneeze, and it'll all be better! :o

My arm is sore.

[nmishii]

Do a bunch of pull-ups and push-ups.

I have a charley horse in my leg.

[casadolce]

Alternate between split-squats and lunges for three hours.

I have jet lag.

[Hawaiianmomma]

Rx:Lay down and drift into melodies of your heart
I have a stubbed toe

[mushroom79]

walk on your palms and not your feet

I am sleepy everyday

[casadolce]

Take a sleep pill every four hours.

I miss Jenny :(

[nmishii]

Derail every thread in this forum by posting that you miss Jenny; continue posting to tell everyone in all the threads all about the good times we had with Jenny and beg for her to come back.

I have a wart on my finger.

[fudge123442]

Cut it off and dispose of properly.

My hearts beating to fast.

[mtytomlinson]

Avoid looking at the person you like ;) haha

A piano fell on my head. :(

[mushroom79]

Go up to Shaolin Mountain and learn the Iron Head s****.

I am a sleepyhead.

[casadolce]

Go watch so paint dry :)

I hate Mondays.

[jwmiller]

Have dinner at TGIFs (U.S. food chain)

I popped the top and just can't stop

[Hawaiianmomma]

Pat a capand fill da gap
I need a big band-aid....I've fallen and can't get up

[crbirdie]

Call 911

I have a case of the Boyfriend blues

[ilovecooper14]

Call 911

I have a case of the Boyfriend blues

Grab a pint of ice-cream and watch a chic flick

I have a case of.. Being lazy lol

[crbirdie]

Find a workout that entertains you

I have a case of extreme stress

[casadolce]

Try babysitting :)

I am afraid of height.

[jwmiller]

Watch the Wizard of Oz

I'm afraid of flying monkeys

[Hawaiianmomma]

lolRX:Here's a compound bow....shoot away...lol

I have a bad case of music~manganese star

[iceschool101221]

Break your ipod/mp3 player.
I have a bad case of two crushes...

[iceschool101221]

Edit: crush= people I like