Vending Machine

[joyirene]

This game is pretty simple. The first person posts what the put into the vending machine, and the second person posts what you get out. Then that same person posts what the put in, and so on. The catch is that it has to be something related to what went into the machine. You can either make something better or worse come out, then put anything you want in!

Person 1: I put a cookie into the vending machine.
Person 2: you get back a sugar free cookie.
I put a $100 bill into the vending machine.
Person 3: you get back a $100 monopoly bill... Etc.

I'll start: I put a spoon in the vending machine.

[casadolce]

You get back a spark.

I put a gem into the vending machine.

[casadolce]

a *spork*

stupid auto-correct

[nmishii]

you get back nothing :)

[talyon]

I put in a donut.

[JennyWuzHere]

You get some sprinkles! ;)

I put in a laptop. Hehe.

[cityerror]

You get back the "Esc" key.

I put in a sticker

[casadolce]

You get back some glue.

I put in a deep fryer.

[nmishii]

You get back donuts.

I put in a pirate hat

[sourlicorice2]

You get a pirate ship

I put in a diamond.

[joyirene]

You get it back and it flies out hitting you in the eye, then you get an eye patch.

I put in a good book.

[joyirene]

Oops edit; you get back a rock.

I put in a good book.

[nmishii]

You get bookworms.

I put in an iPad.

[JennyWuzHere]

You get an Apple sticker! :o

I put in a stuffed teddy bear.

[casadolce]

You get a bear rug.

I put in a TV.

[sourlicorice2]

You get Back a movie screen.

I put in a car.

[gobblies]

You get the spare wheel

I put in GroupMagma! Hahahaha

[joyirene]

Lol! You get back GM and 2 new Super Mods!

I put in my blankie.

[gobblies]

You get a frayed patch of it back.. hahahahahahaha. i is mean to bwankie :p

I put in my Camera

[nmishii]

You get back a spool of thread.

I put in my watch.

[gobblies]

You get back the hands

I put in my sunglasses

[casadolce]

You get back a grandfather clock.

I put in a forum snitch.

[casadolce]

Sorry, I was slow.

Your get back a magnifier.

I put in a forum snitch.

[joyirene]

You get back a ton of locked forum games :)

I put in a can of orange soda.

[nmishii]

you get bubbles

I put in a 3-d TV

[mushroom79]

You get back coins (its like selling a gem item, you get back coins)

i put in a portebello mushroom

[sourlicorice2]

You get portebello road (Mary Poppins reference)

I put in a handsome man.

[bawpotter]

You get back 3 handsome men that are all married.

I put in a regular quarter.

[casadolce]

You get back a Krugerrand!

I put in some licorice.

[joyirene]

You get back sour licorice (of course)! Which is way better.

I put in a cough.

[nmishii]

You get back lung cancer.

I put in a tiger.

[cityerror]

You get back ******s

I put in a coin

[silver_dew]

You get .. Well something :p

You put snow and ice in

[sehana]

You get back a snow cone.

I put in some fire. :p

[casadolce]

You get back some charred wood.

I put in a tricycle.

[nmishii]

You get back a 3 wheeled chopper motocycle (I didn't realize these could be good until recently, otherwise I would have made joyirene well instead of giving her lung cancer when she put in a cough)

I put in a bottle of wine

[joyirene]

Thanks nmishii :) You get back a bottle of $200 champagne.

I put in a bottle of Captain Morgan!

[sehana]

you got back Captain Crunch.

I put in Cocoa Pebbles.

[JennyWuzHere]

You get some brown painted rock.

I put in a Television.

[casadolce]

You get back a giant monitor.

I put in Brad Pitt.

[bawpotter]

You get back Angelina Jolee!

I put in a bag of potato chips.

[joyirene]

You get back a box of potato stix.

I put in 4,000 irrelevant posts.

[Rachael98]

You get back a box of potato stix.

I put in 4,000 irrelevant posts.

You get back...0 irrelevant posts because GM removes them. Because of that forum snitch that we put in earlier.

I put in myself.

[nmishii]

You get back a hostess title and respect from other posters.

I put in Supersized Big Mac meal and a hot fudge sundae.

[nmishii]

Too slow:

Edit: You get back TL's leading poster.

I put in Supersized Big Mac meal and a hot fudge sundae.

[casadolce]

You get back a supersized body (oh no!)

I put in Eiffel Tower.

[yanochka]

You get back an all paid vacation to Paris :-)

I put in a goat.

[joyirene]

You get back a goat kebab.

I put in 2,500,000 coins.

[sourlicorice2]

You get back 2,500,000 jelly bears.

I put in my annoying nbr who likes to blare his music forcing me to complain to the office downstairs.

[nmishii]

You get peace and quiet.

I put in the TL software update that was released during the maintenance yesterday.

[casadolce]

You get back pop ups saying you can't gift your neighbours.

I put in a coffin.

[Rachael98]

You get back pop ups saying you can't gift your neighbours.

I put in a coffin.

You get back the hinges.

I put in a teddy bear:o

[joyirene]

You get back a Halloween build-a-bear.

I put in a Halloween costume.

[sourlicorice2]

You get back Freddy Krueger ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

I put in a Christmas tree.

[JennyWuzHere]

You get back a cheap ornament.

I put in a chicken. :)

[gobblies]

You get the beak. poor chicken

I put in a hamburger

[casadolce]

You get back a bun and some ground beef.

I put in a Christmas tree.

[nmishii]

You get back presents.

I put in an apple.

[joyirene]

You get back an apple tree. But it will take 10 years to mature and grow your apple back (they really do when you buy fruit trees at a garden center)

I put in Halloween items that cost 5, 20 and 55 gems each

[kimmie07]

U get back haunted house

I put in a rainbow

[mushroom79]

you get back coloured gemstones of all the rainbow

I put in a pirate hat

[gobblies]

You get back nothing- bwahahahaha!

I put in a dog

[casadolce]

You get back a [GM edit].

I put in a mirror.

[nmishii]

You get your clone

I put in my land-line telephone.

[Carolina2004100]

You get back your phone bill.

I put in a cupcake

[shakiba]

you get back some delicious icing ;)

I put in my i pod.

[bawpotter]

You get back an iPhone 5, and iPod 5G, and iPad 3, and and new MacBook Pro!

(Nice vending machine!)

I put in a T-Mobile SIM card.

[sourlicorice2]

You get back a new mobile.

I put in a cat.

[Hawaiianmomma]

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you get back a litter of fuzzy cute kittens

I put in a case of mangos......yummy

[gail66]

and you get back a litter of kittens


I put in a dish of eye ball stew

[nmishii]

You get back the whole monster.

I put in a goose.

[casadolce]

You get back a [VS edit].

I put in a mirror.

sorry, I thought that's just a female dog :(

[casadolce]

You get Sissy jumping up and down!

I put in a karaoke machine.

[gail66]

and you get a diso

I put in some banana milk shakes

[silver_dew]

You get a banana split !

I put in a Komodo dragon

[sourlicorice2]

You get back a gecko

I put in world peace.

[gobblies]

You get back Osama Bin Laden

I put in my rugby ball :D

[casadolce]

You get back an American football.

I put in a boomerang.

[joyirene]

You get it back flying out and it hits you in the face.

I put in a giant cookie.

[nmishii]

You get gobblies

I put in all the halloween gifts I got yesterday and today.

[JennyWuzHere]

You get a pumpkin

I put in a dollar

[mushroom79]

You get a tiger cub

I put in a tractor

[silver_dew]

U get a truckload of veggies.

I put in hawaian momma :)

[casadolce]

You get back a lot of emojis 

I put in Sunday.

[bawpotter]

You get back a 5 day break!

I put in a pen.

[Rachael98]

You get back ink.

I put in Maroon5 (sorry...just listening to them on the UK Big Top 40 right now;)).

[joyirene]

You get back an annoying song.

I put in my laundry.

[nmishii]

You get back a clean load of pink underwear.

I put in a bowl of eyeball stew.

[Rachael98]

You get back the eyeball (eurgh!)

I put in a crop circle:).

[Hawaiianmomma]

You get back a dozen bobble head aliens
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I put mango jellybeans

[casadolce]

You get back Easter bunny poop :(

I put in a tumbleweed.

[Hawaiianmomma]

Ewwwwlol

[joyirene]

You get back weed (from the grass... Like a dandelion)

I put in a lighter.

[nmishii]

You get a forest fire.

I put in a guitar.

[Hawaiianmomma]

you get back a ukulele
I put in RainbowShave Ice

[wingsofanangel2417]

You get a brain freeze

I put in glitter

[sourlicorice2]

You get back sparklers.

I put in a cloud.

[Rachael98]

You get back torrential rain (haha:p)

I put in an iPod Touch 3G 32gb.

[nmishii]

You get back something even better - you get an Android device!!! Like mine!!!

I put in a camera

[casadolce]

You get back a roll of film.

I put in a digital camera ;)

[JennyWuzHere]

You a Duracell battery.

I put in a nickel.

[wingsofanangel2417]

You get piece of gold.

I put in a butterfly

[joyirene]

You get back a moth.

I put in a goldfish.

[nmishii]

You get back a case of Pepperidge Farm goldfish.

I put in a packed suitcase.

[casadolce]

You get back a plane ticket. (Hiw did you know I'm packing? Creepy...)

I put in the whole cast of Hawaii Five-O

[Hawaiianmomma]

you get back a Private Beach Party lol

I put in red torch gingers

[sourlicorice2]

You get ginger snaps (by the way what are red torch gingers?)

I put in 5 body builders.

[Hawaiianmomma]

http://www.google.com/search?q=red+torch+ginger&hl=en&client=safari&tbo=u&prmd=ivnsfd&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ei=S0iBTp3mE5TXiAK919SCDQ&ved=0CDwQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=640

[joyirene]

You get back a gym membership.

I put in grilled chicken.

[nmishii]

You get a KFC franchise.

I put in a cassette tape

[casadolce]

You get back some mangled tape.

I put in a ball of yarn.

[JennyWuzHere]

You get a yarn thread.

I put in a kitty. ;)

[joyirene]

You get back a puppy.

I put in a bottle of Captain Morgan 100 proof.

[wingsofanangel2417]

You get back a small bottle of Hennessy

I put in my work schedule

[nmishii]

You get the work schedule back with a double shift and no extra pay.

I put in all the forum suggestions on what we want to see added to the TL games.

[sourlicorice2]

You get them added.

I put in a goose.

[yermo]

you get back a wife.

i put in a grill

[casadolce]

You get back many 1-hour recipes.

I put in my vacation plan.

[JennyWuzHere]

You get back a brochure from your vacation location.
Haha didn't mean for that to rhyme!

I put in a letter. (Meaning from the alphabet)

[nmishii]

You get back a book.

I put in a pack of chewing gum

[joyirene]

You get back bubbles.

I put in a pack of tic tacs.

[wingsofanangel2417]

You get back mouthwash

I put in a McDonalds meal

[sourlicorice2]

You get back 2000 calories.

I put in my ID for nightclub story.

[sterlingempire]

You get back a neighbor request. :)

I put in a vending machine.

[casadolce]

You get back a fun forum game :)

I put in my boarding pass.

[nmishii]

You get a seat on a plane to a fun place.

I put in a wish-list of my top vacation destinations.

[bawpotter]

You get a packet with airline tickets and hotel reservations for all of your destinations.

I put in an Ace of Spades.

[wingsofanangel2417]

You get back the jackpot from a Casino!

I put in a season of Criminal Minds

[sourlicorice2]

You get back pirated movies.

I put in an old blown lightbulb (mine just blew and I'm in a one room apartment with no lights now and everything is closed so have to wait till tomorrow)

[JennyWuzHere]

You get a brand new lightbulb.

I put in the iPhone 5. Even though over here, it doesn't come out until the 4th of October.

[nmishii]

You get back something even better - an Android device!!!

I put in the Sushi Counter that iDevice users got today that Android users did not get.

[sterlingempire]

You get back an iPhone 5 (Which is released Oct.5th)

I put in some gravel.

[sourlicorice2]

You get back concrete.

I put in a rabbit.

[Hawaiianmomma]


you get back a dozen fuzzy bunny babies
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I put in headphones

[JennyWuzHere]

You get back an iPod! :o

I out in a keyboard

[phil511]

I got back a glazed donut

[nmishii]

You get back a bag of keys.

I put in a box of Halloween decorations

[sourlicorice2]

You get back Xmas decorations

I put in my allergies.

[queenrocks77]

You get moldy dish rag
I put in a soiled blanket I found on the street.

[Hawaiianmomma]

You get back a 1,000 new blankies to Handout to the Homeless
Ai....Put in a Bag of Salt & Pepper Taro Chips

[JennyWuzHere]

You get back an empty crumpled up bag.

I put in a hat

[bawpotter]

You get back a Yankees baseball cap.

I put in a mug of joe.

[shakiba]

Joe comes out of the vending machine! :)

I put in a clock.

[nmishii]

You get Big Ben.

I put in a pair of glasses.

[mushroom79]

you get back contact lenses

I put in a deep fryer

[JennyWuzHere]

You get some fries.

I put in Justin Bieber. :p

[dd1313]

lol you get a guy who hasent hit puberty lol jk

i put in a cake

[Hawaiianmomma]

You get back Lemoncello Gelato

[queenrocks77]

You get nothing because you didn't put anything in :(

I put in lawn clippings

[sourlicorice2]

lol you get a guy who hasent hit puberty lol jk

i put in a cake
Lol love that one .

You get back a lawn mower.

I put in one dollar.

[nmishii]

You get back a winning lottery ticket

I put in a spider

[Hawaiianmomma]

You get back Wilbur

I put in my 2 weeks notice

[JennyWuzHere]

You get back a blank piece of paper.

I put in a telephone.

[shakiba]

You get a someone's phone number. xP

i put in a printer.

[mushroom79]

u get back white paper!

I put in a pumpkin

[nmishii]

You get back pumpkin pie.

I put in a halloween costume.

[sourlicorice2]

You get back Jason bwahaaaaa

I put in a rainy day.

[JennyWuzHere]

You get back a frozen raindrop. :rolleyes:

I put in a blanket.

[casadolce]

You get back a sheep.

I put in a giant panda.

[Rachael98]

You get back a giant panda. Yeah, sorry, the Vending Machine's Temporarily out of stock:p!

I put in the local radio station.

[nmishii]

You get back internet radio stations.

I put in a full moon.

[sourlicorice2]

Younger back a werewolf.

I put in a relaxing day at the beach.

[JennyWuzHere]

You get a bucket of sand. :D

I put in a pillow.

[Hawaiianmomma]

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
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Blessed Rest

[sourlicorice2]

Hawaiianmomma, you didn't put in anything. I'll put in something for you.

I put in more coin Halloween decorations for Farm Story.

[ariesblu]

All you see in the store are duplicates.

I put in a bouquet of wild flowers.

[sourlicorice2]

You get back allergies.

I put in flood warnings for my area of Thailand.

[Hawaiianmomma]


Your HomeGround Gets All Of The Worlds Prayers


I put in star apples

[nmishii]

You get back an orchard of star apple trees.

I put in an order of french fries.

[sourlicorice2]

You get back mcdonalds

I put in boredom.

[mushroom79]

you get back plenty of work.

I put in a trick.

[mtytomlinson]

And you get back a treat :)

You put in a magazine

[dalula]

You get back the title.
I put in a bottle of water

[HmongVillager]

You get back a bottle.
I put in a ipod.

[RealFarmer1222]

You get back an apple.

I put in a Silver dollar.

[sparks229]

you get back a penny

i put in a cupcake

[shakiba]

you get back a candle

I put it in soap

[freshfoods]

you get back shampoo

I put in a waffle

[jellybelly2001]

You get back crumbs

I put in a book

[ariesblu]

You get a straight to DVD movie of the book.

I put in a Kindle Fire.

[RealFarmer1222]

You get back ashes.

I put in an aluminium can.

[sparks229]

You get back a tin can

I put in flowers

[Ic3e]

You get back stems and petals

I put in a clock

[chillez]

You get back the hour hand

I put in sunscreen

[jumphigh128]

You get the sun

I put in flip flops

[aaralyynnoel]

You get back sunglasses.

I put in Justin bieber.

[oxford37]

You get him back as a baby baby baby!

I put in an ice cream!

[aaralyynnoel]

You get back spoiler milk!

I put in cheesecake.




Btw I like that one for the Justin bieber thing. That was awesome!

[aaralyynnoel]

Spoiled not spoiler. Auto correct... :(

[oxford37]

You get back spoiler milk!

I put in cheesecake.





Btw I like that one for the Justin bieber thing. That was awesome!

Thank You:)

[aaralyynnoel]

Thank You:)

Yupp!!!! Its a fact! Now what about muh cheesecakes one? I'm curious bout that one...

[sparks229]

You get back a mini cupcake .... which I still from you later on and eat it :p

I put in my computer

[aaralyynnoel]

Heyyy!!!!!!

You get pack a ipad.

I put in an alphabet book.

[piggiful]

It spits out a bowl of alphabet soup.I put in my cat.

[jumphigh128]

You get back a hairball

Not saying your kitty has them....

[jumphigh128]

:Oh I put in a bottle of juice

[taz086]

it spits out an apple

i put in a tin can

[aaralyynnoel]

It gives you a can of root beer.

[aaralyynnoel]

Ohh.. I put in a prom dress.

[sparks229]

You get back a basketball jersey
I put in my homework that I have to do over the weekend :(

[Ic3e]

You get back a B+

I put in my face

[taz086]

you get back pinkster's pink work of art

i put in a teddy bear

[aaralyynnoel]

u get back a build a bear workshop coupon.

i put in a monkey

[jumphigh128]

You get back a moldy, leaf covered banana
Eat up!

I put in a set of furry bunny ears

[farmerpeaches]

You get back a lucky rabbits foot attached to its owner :-)

I put in a Kuerig coffee maker

[8summer8]

You get back a cup of tea.

I put in a remote control...

[Ic3e]

You get back the batteries.

I put in a hi-tech computer

[oxford37]

You get the memory stick back!

I put in a bottle of Lemonade!

[jumphigh128]

You get back a shriveled lemon

I put in a iPad hog

[sparks229]

You get back an iPad.
I put in a beach towel

[HmongVillager]

You get back a seashell.

I put in a glass of spoiled milk ;)

[Ic3e]

You get back a spoiled and bratty cow. (Lol get it?)

I put in my toenails

[queentina3]

You get back nail polish.

I put in a hairbrush.

[jellybelly2001]

You get a hair
I put in cheese

[nmishii]

You get a mouse.

I put in a rock.

[dalula]

You get some soil.
I put in a house. :p

[HmongVillager]

You get a for sale sign.
I put in an old duster.

[queentina3]

You got back dust bunnies.

I put in some diet coke.

[lylahmae]

You get a Pepsi

I put in a paint brush

[Ic3e]

You get back the Mona Lisa

I put in bathroom tiles.

[eagle2112]

You get back a new shower curtain

I put in a Ninja Gnome

[dalula]

You get back a ninja.
I put in a vending machine :p

[farmerpeaches]

You get back a bag of nacho

I put in a container of powder

[sparks229]

You get a baby.

I put in a llama.

[Ic3e]

You get back a camel

I put in a pillow.

[lylahmae]

You get a blanket.

I put in a shoe.

[sassyjackson]

You get a shoe lace

I put in a bunny

[hmvl]

You get an Easter Egg
I put in a time space continuum machine.

[lylahmae]

You get a sci-fi novel

I put in a Brownie.

[Ic3e]

You get brownie mix.

I put in string.

(lylahmae broke the four post rule!)

[queentina3]

You get a ball of yarn.

I put in a sock.

[piggiful]

You get a dozen worn socks.I put in a brand spanking new iphone 12.

[Branston73]

You get back the number 12.

You put in a Lap Top!

[m1Lk4]

You get back a lap dancer!

I put in a rubber chicken.

[piggiful]

You get back a lap dancer!

I put in a rubber chicken.

The PG13 version I hope;)

[AnnasCoffee]

You get a rubber egg.

I put in the algae from my fish tank.

[sparks229]

You get back water.

I put in an cute elephant

[dalula]

You get back a pink elephant.
I put in a unicorn.

[lylahmae]

You get a dragon.

I put in a potato.

[HmongVillager]

You get back french fries.
I put in stale smelly cheerios.

[Ic3e]

You get an airfreshener

I put in pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pasta!

[FarmerZionLion]

You get po-po-po-po powder

I put in Justin Beiber's complete Discography

[AnnasCoffee]

You get back ticket for littering.

I put in a birthday cake.

[pops1972]

You get a birthday spankin.
I put in a goldfish.

[HmongVillager]

You get back crackers.
I put in a broken cup :(

[piggiful]

You get back a strap

I put in a tube of moisturizing lotion

[Ic3e]

You get back a bottle of skin peeling acid

I put in my extremely unhealthy hair

[dalula]

You get back some healthy hair.
I put in my iPad.

[pinksugar800]

You get back $2
I put in my rubbish bag

[pinksugar800]

(I put in $2 because it would be really annoying to sell your iPad for 2 bucks-_-)