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Mogwai4111
08-30-11, 05:02 PM
Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively. Any one of the three phrases may end with the kireji. Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables, this is incorrect as syllables and on are not the same.

That is from wikipedia. To me a haiku is 5-7-5 syllables, so that's what this thread will be. I'll start.


Tennis chicks are hot.
With their pleated skirts bouncing.
Why don't all girls play?!

:confused:

GroupMagma
08-30-11, 05:04 PM
A thread with haikus.
A worthy post, or is it
forum detritus? :p :D

pinkster73
08-30-11, 05:07 PM
I love farm story
My greenhouse is really cool
My skunk is happy

Hawaiianmomma
08-30-11, 05:09 PM
Lol, u funny,lol Honi honi 2 u

Surfer Chickz Iz Da Onez Who Rip
We Alwayz Find Da Wicked Tip
And Shred Da Braddahz Dat Trip

Lol, Hawaiian

mattdiner
08-30-11, 05:15 PM
Momma not use rules
Learn how to create haikus
Five, seven, five, please

Hawaiianmomma
08-30-11, 05:30 PM
Lol, I love u too,lol

Mogwai4111
08-30-11, 05:36 PM
Lol, I love u too,lol

You are oh for two,
next time try this instead please,
five, seven, five, yeah!

myweedpatch
08-30-11, 05:50 PM
Haikus are easy
But sometimes don't make sense
Refrigerator




Ok. I stole it. But not bad, huh?

myweedpatch
08-30-11, 05:51 PM
Shoot! Try again

Haikus are easy
But sometimes THEY don't make sense
Refrigerator

:-)

pinkster73
08-30-11, 06:20 PM
Oh my god people
People please stop bickering
Row, row, row your boat

badger8
08-30-11, 06:22 PM
Don't like new title!
Don't know how to keep rhinos!
Can anyone help?

sterlingempire
08-30-11, 06:29 PM
i like pumpkin pie
it tastes good with extra salt
yay wahoo goodnight

I suck at haiku's.

casadolce
08-30-11, 06:47 PM
this is new to me
Never heard about haiku
But it seems easy

bawpotter
08-31-11, 01:11 AM
I go way too slow
Why won't I go much faster
Will you tell me please?

hectorloch
08-31-11, 05:30 AM
You go way too slow ?
You played the silliest games
And addled your brain

casadolce
08-31-11, 05:45 AM
Bakery is full
Not with customer but food
It is frustrating

hectorloch
08-31-11, 07:03 AM
Farm Story at sea
Pirate ships roam the corn fields
And mermaids eat grapes

sterlingempire
08-31-11, 12:54 PM
Don't like new title!
Don't know how to keep rhinos!
Can anyone help?

keeping rhinos is easy
just clean up their gross dung
you better thank me

:o

hectorloch
08-31-11, 01:08 PM
You got a peacock ?
So join the FPGC
Campaign for gooses !

casadolce
08-31-11, 01:34 PM
Title is not fun
Says I pick up rhino dung
I so wanna grunt

sterlingempire
08-31-11, 01:36 PM
Title is not fun
Says I pick up rhino dung
I so wanna grunt

I agree with you
what happens to senior member group
i hope it stays here

hectorloch
08-31-11, 02:21 PM
5, 10, 5 ? Is this Son of Haiku ?

Senior Members ?
As a Group, all washed up.
Rhino Keepers Rule !

casadolce
08-31-11, 05:51 PM
G M locked my thread
Not happy with what I said?
What think you of that?

hectorloch
09-01-11, 01:55 AM
Sad, sad, CDC
And someone before you too !
They are here to stay :(

A corporate mess
Someone's dead brilliant plan
Can't admit wrong now !

hectorloch
09-01-11, 09:00 AM
New Rule - if no one posts for 6 hours - free to go - here's another double -

Gap of two persons ?
That rule is at the top of
The Sillies Section

Not this Section
Which is for serious play
And rightly so too !

pinkster73
09-01-11, 11:17 AM
Re the forum rules
It's getting too military
People are human

GroupMagma
09-01-11, 11:20 AM
G M locked my thread
Not happy with what I said?
What think you of that?

Your content was fine,
But I sensed heightened tensions.
Create a new thread. :p

hectorloch
09-01-11, 11:23 AM
Let's cheer up. Here's a story about tragedy at sea ....

Dundee Courier -
“Dundonian Lost At Sea”
When Titanic sank

casadolce
09-01-11, 11:38 AM
Your content was fine,
But I sensed heightened tensions.
Create a new thread. :p

Appreciated.
Clarification is good.
I feel better now :)

hectorloch
09-01-11, 11:53 AM
Farm theme this week ?
Coal Mining ? Or Nuclear ?
Have to wait and see

hectorloch
09-01-11, 04:23 PM
New Rule - if no one posts for 6 hours - free to go - here's another double -

Gap of two persons ?
That rule is at the top of
The Sillies Section

Not this Section
Which is for serious play
And rightly so too !

Blast, someone actually read this and we've been given the heave ho into the Sillies :)

shakiba
09-01-11, 04:28 PM
Lol! Row row row your boat.. that made me chuckle :D

How are you doing?
I am fine thanks for asking
Anyways, hello!

Eh eh it was good huh? :P

Rachael98
09-01-11, 04:43 PM
Your content was fine,
But I sensed heightened tensions.
Create a new thread. :p

Oh no you did not,
It was I who sensed tension,
I claim all credit!

For I am Rachael,
The one, only, fabulous...
Rachael-Ninety-Eight!
:p

hectorloch
09-01-11, 05:30 PM
Here you are Rachael
I wondered when you would come
It's the bees' knees here

hectorloch
09-01-11, 06:08 PM
Lol! Row row row your boat.. that made me chuckle :D

How are you doing?
I am fine thanks for asking
Anyways, hello!

Eh eh it was good huh? :P

It was :) Do come back

pinkster73
09-01-11, 06:28 PM
I solved my riddle
I'm so happy about that
Mog was a good fight

Mogwai4111
09-01-11, 06:44 PM
Thought my answer worked,
chicken fit the description,
I want a rematch!

;)

although...

I'd still likely lose,
were I granted a rematch,
Pinkster is too clever.

pinkster73
09-01-11, 06:48 PM
Thought my answer worked,
chicken fit the description,
I want a rematch!

;)

although...

I'd still likely lose,
were I granted a rematch,
Pinkster is too clever.

Aww too sweet :)

hectorloch
09-01-11, 07:36 PM
The 123 boys
And the ABC girls too
Do not visit here

A great thread, Mogwai
We should all come here often
And air whatever

Mogwai4111
09-01-11, 07:52 PM
We're getting side-tracked.
The topic's inspiration:
tennis player chicks.

pinkster73
09-01-11, 08:08 PM
Gack! Oh no! Sidetracked!
The topic's inspiration:
Ultimate fighters

hectorloch
09-01-11, 08:14 PM
I am fast asleep
It is 4 in the morning
So good night, you two

pinkster73
09-01-11, 08:38 PM
You type very well
For someone who's fast asleep
Bonne nuit Hector

nmishii
09-01-11, 09:51 PM
Hundred four posts
Then a Fashion Designer
Rhino clean up done

pinkster73
09-01-11, 09:54 PM
I would rather be
A rhino keeper than a
Fashion designer

casadolce
09-01-11, 10:09 PM
Want to post something
But can't think of anything
Guess I should sleep now

nmishii
09-01-11, 10:21 PM
Forum games are fun
Should have played them earlier
Before the rule change

hectorloch
09-02-11, 07:10 AM
Maybe a new rule
Count 1 2 3 4 5 quick
Or you'll have to think :)

bobbyrae
09-02-11, 07:42 AM
A New rule indeed
Might cause a teacup storm, yes?
Yes? No? Maybe so?

Rachael98
09-02-11, 08:40 AM
Here you are Rachael
I wondered when you would come
It's the bees' knees here

I came here before,
But did not know what to write,
Then I got a chance.

I like these Haikus...
However, I must go now,
See you later guys:).

hectorloch
09-02-11, 08:48 AM
A New rule indeed
Might cause a teacup storm, yes?
Yes? No? Maybe so?

But could they deduct ?
Then republish the figures ?
Storm then, right enough !

Rachael98
09-02-11, 08:51 AM
But could they deduct ?
Then republish the figures ?
Storm then, right enough !

No they really can't,
GM said that he couldn't,
And even so, wouldn't!

Rachael98
09-02-11, 08:52 AM
I made a mistake,
Sorry-I know I shouldn't;
Here is what I meant:


No they really can't,
GM said that he couldn't,
And even, wouldn't!

hectorloch
09-02-11, 09:10 AM
But pretend they can !
And spread the word Forumwide
Mayhem ! What a laugh !

pinkster73
09-02-11, 09:40 AM
These haikus work well
Impossible to argue
Good for marriages

bobbyrae
09-02-11, 10:58 AM
Mayhem is quite right.
For some love to argue much.
But brew it i say.

Rachael98
09-02-11, 04:10 PM
This is off-topic!
Remember our hard task still?
It is tennis chicks;)!

Mogwai4111
09-02-11, 05:34 PM
Heck yes, tennis chicks,
and especially right now.
U.S. Open's on!

hectorloch
09-03-11, 03:34 AM
Then brew it we shall
Now, where are these tennis chicks ?
Blast, U.S. TV !

casadolce
09-03-11, 07:36 AM
It's a long weekend
I am so so so happy
Hope y'all happy too

sterlingempire
09-03-11, 07:43 AM
I am happy thanks
I am so so happy to
I get to sleep in!

Rachael98
09-03-11, 08:08 AM
I'm in the UK,
We do not have "Labor" Day,
It is sooo not fair:(!

PS: I don't put Labo(u)r because it's a US festival...

hectorloch
09-03-11, 09:25 AM
Me in UK too
But we do have a May Day
Origin, Russha

Yes, that was *****ing
Russian Revolution
Inspired holiday !

Today we forget
Just another holiday
First Monday in May

nmishii
09-03-11, 09:45 AM
Five hundred twelve posts
Am a Fashion Designer
Will still play these games

Changed subject, sorry
Wanted to post promotion
Back to Labor Day

hectorloch
09-03-11, 10:54 AM
Well done nmishii
Something silent there I hope
So, onward to Chef :)

nmishii
09-03-11, 11:02 AM
Hope to get Chef soon
Then I continue to post
Rachael, here I come! :D

casadolce
09-03-11, 11:08 AM
Need a hundred post
Then exit hell hole
To rhino dung I say no

hectorloch
09-03-11, 04:19 PM
Oh poor CDC
But get on the numbers game
Emperor next day !

Rachael98
09-03-11, 04:23 PM
Hope to get Chef soon
Then I continue to post
Rachael, here I come! :D

From Kooky and you,
I shall defend my title,
Of highest poster!

pinkster73
09-04-11, 09:14 PM
I'm getting divorced
I do not know what to do
I'm sad, so very sad

Hawaiianmomma
09-04-11, 09:16 PM
I'm getting divorced
I do not know what to do
I'm sad, so very sad
Live

badger8
09-04-11, 09:45 PM
Good answer Momma!
YOU have to take care of YOU!
YOU are what matters.

nmishii
09-04-11, 09:57 PM
What did Momma say?
pinkster and I on Android
No read emoji

pinkster, so sorry
forum friends are here for you
take care of yourself

badger8
09-04-11, 10:03 PM
Don't need emoji
Momma said one small word...live
Profound in my book

nmishii
09-04-11, 11:12 PM
Momma, how are you?
How was your fishing today?
What did you guys catch?

Mogwai4111
09-05-11, 02:10 PM
American food.
It's just not spicy enough.
Korean is, though.

Hawaiianmomma
09-05-11, 07:12 PM
It's too hard living
It's been a long time coming
A change gonna come



casadolce
09-05-11, 10:37 PM
Long weekend's over
I need another weekend
Please make it come soon

Rachael98
09-05-11, 11:59 PM
Long weekend's over
I need another weekend
Please make it come soon

Hey! I didn't get,
Another day this weekend!
Don't be ungrateful:p!

Hawaiianmomma
09-06-11, 12:03 AM
I feel for You
All my petals have fallen
Stems are all I got

casadolce
09-06-11, 05:53 PM
Forum games are fun 
More so than the T L games 
And no gems required

hectorloch
09-07-11, 01:45 AM
Look at these icons !
Another icon player
Sunglasses needed :)

pinkster73
09-07-11, 08:37 AM
I play on Android
Icons look silly to me
How about letters

casadolce
09-07-11, 08:41 AM
Ignore my icons
They are for visual effect
No message in there

pinkster73
09-07-11, 08:57 AM
I know that they are
I was just teasing you some
Tee hee hee, my bad

Montegoe
09-07-11, 09:25 AM
Games are free to play
No cost unless you want it
Relax and have fun

bobbyrae
09-08-11, 08:07 AM
Would it not be grand
If TL gave us free gems
One day...just a gift? 

hectorloch
09-08-11, 08:18 AM
Oh poor CDC
I was teasing too, you know
Icons fine by me.

And what a notion !
Free gems you say, bobbyrae
TL in a fit

pinkster73
09-08-11, 08:25 AM
My 3g is broke
But my wifi is still good
Oh these darn 'puters

Rachael98
09-08-11, 08:30 AM
My 3g is broke
But my wifi is still good
Oh these darn 'puters

Don't be ungrateful:p!
I can't get any 3G;
It's an iPod 4[G]!

casadolce
09-08-11, 08:36 AM
:We won mod-break game
We want to brag about it
But mod locked the thread :(:(:(

Rachael98
09-08-11, 08:38 AM
:We won mod-break game
We want to brag about it
But mod locked the thread :(:(:(

It might have been spammed,
You should really use your sig...
But we don't get!

pinkster73
09-08-11, 09:11 AM
Ode to the SPAM-wich
I remember they were good
No one else thought so

Hawaiianmomma
09-08-11, 11:04 AM


Woke up to Sunrise
Gave Thanks & Praise To My God
May He Bless This Day

badger8
09-08-11, 03:09 PM
Feelin' bad for Mog.
No tennis skirts to look at.
Too much rain to play!

Rachael98
09-08-11, 03:11 PM
Feelin' bad for Mog.
No tennis skirts to look at.
Too much rain to play!

Torrential rain now,
And yesterday...tomorrow...
In fact, this whole week:mad:!

Mogwai4111
09-08-11, 03:31 PM
It's okay, badger.
NFL starting tonight.
I'm pretty happy.

sissy8
09-08-11, 03:45 PM
oke i try one
goose is needed
on my pretty farm;);):rolleyes:

Hawaiianmomma
09-08-11, 04:10 PM
Who is she that came
Rose before Man and the Light
Her name is Wisdom


Proverbs 3:12-21

hippoberry
09-08-11, 05:03 PM
Is it really though ?
I thought her maiden name was
Hawaiianmomma

Hawaiianmomma
09-08-11, 05:24 PM
*not a haiku.....
I'm not as smart her....

badger8
09-08-11, 05:30 PM
It's okay, badger.
NFL starting tonight.
I'm pretty happy.

I'm happy too Mog.
My favorite team is playing.
I'm a PACKER FAN!!!

hippoberry
09-08-11, 05:31 PM
I beg to differ
Note that she rose before man
Not before woman

sterlingempire
09-08-11, 05:50 PM
look at GMs wall
so many terrible names
how could this happen

lol

Mogwai4111
09-08-11, 08:20 PM
look at GMs wall
so many terrible names
how could this happen

lol

please keep this away
this is not the CM thread
it's for tennis chicks

Hawaiianmomma
09-08-11, 09:24 PM
Business is business
And should be kept in it's box
No locks on fun please




Their shorts are too high
Their sweatbands are out of style
Tennis men aren't sexy

Lol



So rich & so sweet
Juicy & smooth, good 2 eat
Mango No Ka Oi

Hawaiianmomma
09-08-11, 09:37 PM
Edit:.....keep far from fun please. (sounds better)

casadolce
09-08-11, 09:42 PM
Green Bay won a game
People start showing up here
A coincidence?

hectorloch
09-08-11, 09:53 PM
"No locks on fun please"
Is so very much better.
High prose here Momma !

Mogwai4111
09-08-11, 11:18 PM
Their shorts are too high
Their sweatbands are out of style
Tennis men aren't sexy


tennis men are hot
i was one back in the day
so i'm living proof


;) okay i'm being facetious, but i've gotta defend my sport

Mogwai4111
09-08-11, 11:20 PM
Green Bay won a game
People start showing up here
A coincidence?

No coincidence.
Football is big in U.S.
And Green Bay's on top

Mogwai4111
09-08-11, 11:26 PM
our friend hectorloch
can't help it, he reminds me
of Leonard Cohen



that's meant in the nicest way possible, I have great respect for LC

Mogwai4111
09-08-11, 11:32 PM
Rachael Ninety Eight
An enimgma in a box
One worth opening

Mogwai4111
09-08-11, 11:40 PM
General Malaise
Oh sorry, meant Group Magma
A TL asset

Hawaiianmomma
09-08-11, 11:41 PM
It's U against ball
Like a squirrel juggling nuts
I'm into speed racquet.



Lol.....

Mogwai4111
09-08-11, 11:41 PM
Hello Toasty Rock,
forum members don't know you,
but we would like to.

Mogwai4111
09-08-11, 11:43 PM
trenae the genius
storm8 knows not what it has
hold on to her tight!

Mogwai4111
09-08-11, 11:46 PM
hippopotamus
under-appreciated
berry. yea, berry.

Mogwai4111
09-08-11, 11:48 PM
Hey, where did you go?
non-stop clever driftbotique
forum needs you back

Mogwai4111
09-08-11, 11:51 PM
another 4 tren
has the best [edit] music
for all occassions

Mogwai4111
09-08-11, 11:59 PM
It's U against ball
Like a squirrel juggling nuts
I'm into speed racquet.



Lol.....

as a lifelong tennis player i have to respond to this in non-haiku. the only part of tennis that is player vs. the ball is the serve, and even then, not so much.

tennis is non-stop mental, unless like me you destroyed fools en route to the state championship, then yeah, its just you and the ball

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:01 AM
back on topic: tren
a very hot tennis chick
let's not overlook

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:03 AM
greygull, oh greygull
NIN > Nirvana?!?!
sorry, you are wrong

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:04 AM
Hi kookypanda
How are you doing today?
how's texas weather?

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:05 AM
Question, swiminn6,
did you relay my feedback,
to your TL team?

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:07 AM
sterlingempire
count to million you say?
not without some skips

Hawaiianmomma
09-09-11, 12:08 AM
~not a haiku

~it's a fun sport......me & my brothers played alot when we were younger
~but I prefer the fast pace of racquet ball now days......I take pleasure in high rates of speed

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:08 AM
sissy8 the great.
she really loves what she loves
let's commend her

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:11 AM
hello, nimishi
agree with all you have said.
please do keep talking

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:14 AM
where is Lanoka?
CS's biggest critic.
Hope she returns soon.

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:16 AM
~not a haiku

~it's a fun sport......me & my brothers played alot when we were younger
~but I prefer the fast pace of racquet ball now days......I take pleasure in high rates of speed

Have to admit, I'm getting more and more in to raquet ball. But give me the outdoor fresh air that tennis provides if given the choice.

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:18 AM
My favorite friend,
this one goes out to HM,
don't stop being you!

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:25 AM
Mogwai, from Scotland.
Don't mistake for the movie.
Mogwai is a band.

Hawaiianmomma
09-09-11, 12:47 AM
*~My Heart does Tango~*
*~I Linger like Mango~*
*~Ripened Eternal~*

Hawaiianmomma
09-09-11, 12:49 AM
It is Beautiful
I'll keep it all to Myself
Love from Me to You

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:53 AM
pinkster seven eight
she deserves more attention
cleverness to spare

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:56 AM
Let's praise Mattdiner,
stepped up as first player mod,
that's worth commending.

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 12:59 AM
Hello Badger8,
your Packers looked dominant,
Brett who?! It's Rodgers.

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 01:01 AM
Our good friend, redbites.
He is from Austrailia,
and eats bugs sometimes.

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 01:02 AM
She's fierce, joyirene.
Wants to level up faster.
Admire her drive.

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 01:06 AM
where are you, gobblies?!
the contests you had were fun.
Now you're M.I.A.
:(

Mogwai4111
09-09-11, 01:09 AM
Only Silver_Dew,
agrees with me, music-wise,
therefore I like her!

xcellent
09-09-11, 01:52 AM
Can i join here peeps?
It seems so enjoyable
I hope no one mind....

:-b

hectorloch
09-09-11, 01:53 AM
So, Mogwai the Great,
Thanks for saying hi to all,
When's the next Derby ?

badger8
09-09-11, 06:19 AM
Oh my goodness Mog!
Drink too much caffeine last night??
Hope you got some sleep!

badger8
09-09-11, 06:22 AM
Green Bay won a game
People start showing up here
A coincidence?

I'm from Wisconsin
Packer fan for many years
On Forum since March


Not new to either
Happy it's football season!
Like to celebrate!

hectorloch
09-09-11, 08:03 AM
Can i join here peeps?
It seems so enjoyable
I hope no one mind....

:-b

Welcome, xcellent
I'm glad you find it so good
Come back again soon :)

pinkster73
09-09-11, 08:44 AM
Thanks for compliment
Mogwai has insomnia?
So do I, poor you

hectorloch
09-09-11, 08:57 AM
Leonard Cohen here !
That's no way to say goodbye.
Surely it's not, is it ?

pinkster73
09-09-11, 09:42 AM
Walking in Memphis
Hector knows the words to this
His doggies are cute

nmishii
09-09-11, 10:33 AM
In a buffet line
Posting from las vegas
Hope to hit jackpot

casadolce
09-09-11, 11:01 AM
Oh then I wish you
Big money and big funny
Tell us how you do!

casadolce
09-09-11, 01:20 PM
Reached five hundred posts
Now a fashion designer
Bye bye rhino dung!

(Sorry I broke rule,
Too good a news to not share,
La~la~la~la~la~)

hippoberry
09-09-11, 02:32 PM
Mogwai with three 1's
When he feels people are tense,
Doesn't settle well

He lightens the mood
Amassing forum parties
All is well again

hippoberry
09-09-11, 02:35 PM
Reached five hundred posts
Now a fashion designer
Bye bye rhino dung!

(Sorry I broke rule,
Too good a news to not share,
La~la~la~la~la~)

Rhino dung ain't bad
It's actually quite yummy !
-Viewpoint from beetle

hectorloch
09-09-11, 03:29 PM
What rule, CDC ?
It did not make the thread stale
And it was not spam !

Congratulations
You'll need to dress up to play
Now you're au couture :)

casadolce
09-09-11, 04:16 PM
What rule, CDC ?
It did not make the thread stale
And it was not spam !

Congratulations
You'll need to dress up to play
Now you're au couture :)

Don't we have to wait
For two posts before posting?
No back-to-back posts

Dress up is my thing
I have no problem with it
Right up my alley

hectorloch
09-09-11, 04:45 PM
Oh yes, ideally so
But it can't apply always
Or Mog would be toast

Rachael98
09-09-11, 04:57 PM
Oh yes, ideally so
But it can't apply always
Or Mog would be toast

It should be always...
But Mog's posts were great! So not
Forum detritus:p

casadolce
09-09-11, 05:44 PM
La~la~la~la~la
yada yada yada ya
blah blah blah blah blah

Hawaiianmomma
09-09-11, 06:48 PM
When a Man Loves He..........
Is a Blessing don't you See...
Don't confuse your mind.......


May God Love You It's ...........
A Jah Jah Blessing Divine.........
Loving You Is Gold..................

pinkster73
09-10-11, 12:02 AM
Woe is me, no sleep
Neighbors partying AGAIN
I hope they move soon

sterlingempire
09-10-11, 08:17 AM
streams flow gracefully

in between the mountain side

fish swim very fast

sterlingempire
09-10-11, 08:18 AM
Woe is me, no sleep
Neighbors partying AGAIN
I hope they move soon

;) Lol. What time?

sterlingempire
09-10-11, 08:28 AM
a lonely grey seal

slips into the icy sea

and dives for her food

hectorloch
09-10-11, 08:30 AM
streams flow gracefully

in between the mountain side

fish swim very fast

Some Muse awoken here
Some Milton undiscovered
Some nascent wordsmith

sterlingempire
09-10-11, 08:32 AM
a fresh made cookie
all alone on a table
is way too tempting

immense rain once here
now gone of on it's journey
now, sun shines brightly

pinkster73
09-10-11, 08:51 AM
;) lol. What time?

all the time

sterlingempire
09-10-11, 08:53 AM
all the time

If they party past 11oo PM, then I think you can report them to the HOA :) Well, thats how it is in Virginia.

casadolce
09-10-11, 09:04 AM
Still lying in bed
Oh Saturday I love thee
You should come often

hectorloch
09-10-11, 09:23 AM
What's happening here ?
Poets' Corner now established.
Rhyme from now on then ?

Hawaiianmomma
09-11-11, 02:25 AM
Set your sights on High
His Treasures are Eternal
Blessed Elohim.


badger8
09-11-11, 06:26 AM
Let's never forget
The hatred ten years ago.
Peace to one and all.


Rachael98
09-11-11, 08:33 AM
Let's never forget
The hatred ten years ago.
Peace to one and all.


May the fighting stop,
And all the world be happy;
Live in harmony.

casadolce
09-11-11, 08:44 AM
How it changed the world
Never the same as before
Terrorism sucks

hectorloch
09-12-11, 12:05 PM
Katia now howls
Outside my window tonight
Hope my trees survive

pinkster73
09-12-11, 01:38 PM
Hector let us know
What havoc katia wreaks
On your poor, poor trees

(I'm assuming katia is 3 syllables?)

hectorloch
09-12-11, 06:43 PM
Katia like Scotia
Could well have two sylables
But truly has three :)

pinkster73
09-12-11, 07:16 PM
So does it have 3?
Scotia to me has just 2
I'm confused Hector

nmishii
09-12-11, 07:46 PM
When titles changed had
two hundred sixty one posts
I am now a Chef

hectorloch
09-13-11, 03:14 AM
How do you say it ?
If you say "Catchya" it's two
But "Cat ee a" - three

Well done, Chef, bravo !
Fashion Designer, no more
But stylish still, no ?

casadolce
09-19-11, 09:48 PM
Hector left forum
Popular threads got shut down
What a sad Monday

nmishii
09-19-11, 10:30 PM
I do miss Hector
New games replace the old ones
It won't be the same

joyirene
09-19-11, 10:32 PM
For my first haiku
I mourn the loss of those games
And our friend hector

pinkster73
09-27-11, 11:10 AM
Hey, what happened to
Girls versus boys counting game
I did like that one

nmishii
09-27-11, 11:32 AM
Hey, what happened to
Girls versus boys counting game
I did like that one

Game was too easy
Girls beat the boys too quickly
We know the girls rule!!!

pinkster73
10-04-11, 12:31 PM
I'm waiting for the:
Atco gas guy to show up
Oh god please just hurry

I have other things
That I could do with my time
Wait, wait, wait, sigh, sigh

casadolce
10-04-11, 08:41 PM
I'm on vacation
In hotel room in Beijing
Just came to say "Hi"!

pinkster73
10-04-11, 09:18 PM
Finally he came
The gas guy switched the meter
Oh how exciting yeah

sourlicorice2
10-04-11, 11:38 PM
I'm off to the beach.
I am going to have fun.
Unless I get burned!

hectorloch
12-25-11, 02:38 AM
Alas, poor Haiku !
Great Mogwai, I knew him well.
No going back now :)

atlantisonearth
03-07-12, 06:05 PM
The Summer breeze blows
Gently among the ocean
Ahh, I see a shark!

pinkster73
03-07-12, 06:08 PM
The haikus are back!
Atlantis is a poet
And so is pinkster

queentina3
03-07-12, 08:37 PM
I despise these things.
I'm not very good at them.
Can you tell that yet?

sparks229
03-07-12, 10:12 PM
I really like sweets
Do you like donuts like me?
Cookies are yummy

jellybelly2001
03-08-12, 06:57 PM
I like doughnuts yeah
I like them for breakfast oh
They are a good snack

RealFarmer1222
03-09-12, 07:57 AM
I woke this morning
I ate three or four doughnuts
Then I drank coffee

hectorloch
03-19-12, 02:39 PM
Haiku, oh Haiku,
Is it really you again ?
Many memories !

Rachael98
03-19-12, 03:15 PM
Oh my golly gosh!
What a very old thread now!
Wish Moggy was here:(.

pinkster73
03-19-12, 04:52 PM
Moggy is playing
Parallel kingdoms instead
Him and bawpotter

Ic3e
03-19-12, 07:05 PM
This was my entry that won last years Essay Contest at my school.

Frolic Small Bunnies
Away from the vicious cat
Taint the snow crimson

And this is my very first

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator

queentina3
03-19-12, 07:13 PM
Yanochka hates me
I voted her off Panda
My farm now go boom

:p

eagle2112
03-19-12, 07:19 PM
ah-ha, I see him.
I found that green Leprechaun.
Hope I win some Gems.

RealFarmer1222
03-19-12, 07:21 PM
Bought a goose today
Her name is Lucy Goosie
She likes to drive tanks


http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p613/Krister1222/Gooseontheloose.jpg

pinkster73
03-19-12, 07:59 PM
Does anyone else
Use their fingers to count out
Their haiku word prose

sparks229
03-19-12, 08:13 PM
I always use them
How else could someone do it
I still like donuts

RealFarmer1222
03-19-12, 08:16 PM
Yes pinkster, I do,
In fact, I had to do it
for this haiku, too.

queentina3
03-19-12, 08:20 PM
Yup, I do it too
My sons do it for their work
I taught them that trick

RealFarmer1222
03-20-12, 06:27 PM
Too bad Mog is gone
Tennis skirts are pretty hot
Spandex is hotter

swiep07
03-21-12, 02:41 AM
My first haiku shot
Never really got this game
Now I like it though :)

piggiful
03-21-12, 08:24 AM
teamlava changed
I closed my bakery
withdrawal syndrome

pinkster73
03-21-12, 10:02 AM
Try having a fight
Only talking in haiku
You cannot do it

RealFarmer1222
03-22-12, 07:42 PM
A wonderful word
It rolls off the tongue sweetly
Love you, dunkelgelb

sparks229
03-24-12, 06:34 PM
I saw a movie
Hunger Games was amazing
I like Peeta best

dalula
03-27-12, 02:52 PM
I saw a movie
Hunger Games was amazing
I like Peeta best

I want to watch that
I am going in April
Did I do this right? :p

jumphigh128
03-31-12, 10:06 AM
Pie is delicious
I like apple the best cuz
That is all I know

RealFarmer1222
04-16-12, 03:16 PM
Do you not see it?
Look at all the silly polls!
Don't you think it strange?