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joyirene
08-24-11, 03:38 PM
.. when you are doing something or are at a certain time or place. It can be "mean" comments or things that were not supposed to be said in a situation. like that-
This game gives you a certain situation and the next poster gives an answer and presents another situation.
Here's an example:

Things you shouldn't say when you are on an airplane...
"Is it normal when only one wing is in flames?"
or
"Could you lend me your barf bag, please. I will need more than one for sure."
or
"Can you believe you can get explosives on board in your shoes? Look..."

So: Things you shouldn't say when you're in a movie theater.

sterlingempire
08-24-11, 03:43 PM
Hey, turn your ringer on, I am going to call you now.

Things you shouldn't say on the forums. LOL

redbites
08-24-11, 03:45 PM
Hey, turn your ringer on, I am going to call you now.

Things you shouldn't say on the forums. LOL
Now how is anyone surposed to continue from your post?

joyirene
08-24-11, 03:46 PM
I found a way to steal gems from other players! Message me and I'll tell you how! (but don't tell any mods or GM)

Things not to say on live TV.

joyirene
08-24-11, 03:48 PM
Things you shouldn't say on live TV***

jovenal
08-24-11, 03:51 PM
Hey, turn your ringer on, I am going to call you now.

Things you shouldn't say on the forums. LOL

Don't post anything... no one will answer your questions.

Things you shouldn't say in the airport.

redbites
08-24-11, 03:53 PM
"wait while I hack airport control tower"
Things you shouldn't say on Monday

joyirene
08-24-11, 03:53 PM
Hahaha

Do you see anywhere that I can hide this suitcase before I board my plane?

Things you shouldn't say in at dinner.

joyirene
08-24-11, 03:54 PM
Agh ignore mine :)

jovenal
08-24-11, 04:04 PM
"wait while I hack airport control tower"
Things you shouldn't say on Monday

Yeah! it's Monday... party time!!

things you shouldn't say on your best friend's wedding.

sterlingempire
08-24-11, 04:08 PM
Your fiancee is dating me now. Go ahead, congratulate me!

Things you shouldn't say while babysitting

joyirene
08-24-11, 04:38 PM
Here's the TV remote... Be back in a few hours!

Things you shouldn't say at the fast food drive thru

redbites
08-24-11, 04:40 PM
I'll take a seat inside and park the car here

Things you shouldn't say in an exam

joyirene
08-24-11, 04:43 PM
To the person in front of you: Hey, can you move a little to the left? You're blocking the answer to number 12.

Things you shouldn't say in a taxi.

munchiez11
08-24-11, 04:51 PM
Sir, is this glass bullet proof?

Things you shouldn't say to your boss

joyirene
08-24-11, 04:58 PM
By the way, I put my new Benz on the company credit card.

Things you shouldn't say in a chat room.

JennyWuzHere
08-24-11, 07:12 PM
Hey, I got to use the restroom. Want me to bring the laptop with me?
LOL! :)

Things you shouldn't say at highschool.

joyirene
08-24-11, 07:34 PM
I'm graduating! Finally only after 7 years!

Things you shouldn't say on a first date.

JennyWuzHere
08-24-11, 07:53 PM
Hi. So,... Wanna meet my girlfriend/boyfriend?
Hehe!

Things you shouldn't say to your parents.

joyirene
08-24-11, 07:56 PM
Can you pick me up? I'm in jail.

Things you shouldn't say to a cop.

JennyWuzHere
08-24-11, 07:57 PM
Officer!! I forgot to tell you something about me! It's pretty cool! Did you know I murdered 5 people in the past 2 days??!

Things you shouldn't say to a store clerk.

badger8
08-24-11, 07:58 PM
Hey! Don't I pay your salary?

Things you shouldn't say in a movie theater...

badger8
08-24-11, 07:58 PM
Oops! Pick one I guess!

joyirene
08-24-11, 08:06 PM
We already did movie theater so store clerk...

Open the register NOW and give me all the money!

Things you shouldn't say to your chauffer.

casadolce
08-24-11, 08:31 PM
The bald spot on the back of your head is getting bigger and bigger.

Things you shouldn't say to Prince Charles.

joyirene
08-24-11, 08:34 PM
I know I shouldnt be in your castle, but don't worry your guards will only be unconscious for a couple hours. Where are the crown jewels again?

Things you shouldn't say to your waiter.

draggiesfire
08-24-11, 09:46 PM
What is this **** I'm eating?

What is the worst thing to say a man your breaking up
with?

joyirene
08-24-11, 09:48 PM
It's not me, it's you. I'm dating your brother now!

Things you shouldn't say to your teacher.

JennyWuzHere
08-24-11, 09:50 PM
Teacher? Can I go to the bathroom and secretly text and call my friends?

JennyWuzHere
08-24-11, 09:50 PM
Oops.

Things you shouldn't say to your brother/sister.

joyirene
08-24-11, 09:54 PM
You were adopted.

Things you shouldn't say to your wife/husband.

jovenal
08-24-11, 09:57 PM
i found someone better

Things you shouldn't say to your football coach

joyirene
08-25-11, 08:38 AM
Does this uniform make me look fat?

Things you shouldnt say in the mall.

bawpotter
08-25-11, 03:17 PM
Did I make all of these shops close?

Things you shouldn't say during a baseball game.

redbites
08-25-11, 03:19 PM
yay I scored a wicket

things you should say at a party

bawpotter
08-25-11, 03:22 PM
Should the 4 year old cousin be eating the cake?

Things you shouldn't say to you best friend.

redbites
08-25-11, 03:23 PM
"Hey mum, wait you are my mum right?"

Things you shouldn't say on a rollercoaster

bawpotter
08-25-11, 03:24 PM
"Is that track normally missing?"

Things you shouldn't say during a bumper car ride.

redbites
08-25-11, 03:27 PM
" these cars sure a fashionable and relaxing"

Things you shouldn't say while gardening

bawpotter
08-25-11, 03:28 PM
"Hello little bee, would you like to come and sting me?"

Things you shouldn't say while typing.

joyirene
08-25-11, 03:50 PM
I wonder what will happen if I spill this soda all over my keyboard.

Things you shouldn't say in Disney World.

shakiba
08-25-11, 04:49 PM
You ain't the real mickey mouse!!! )says so loud that little kids begins to cry)

Things you shouldn't say in a party.

joyirene
08-25-11, 04:50 PM
Is this my drink?

Things you shouldn't say at a bridal shower.

shakiba
08-25-11, 04:54 PM
These flowers are so cheap, you call this a bridal shower?

Things you shouldn't say in the library?

joyirene
08-25-11, 04:56 PM
Hold on let me out you on speakerphone.

Things you shouldn't say at the dentist.

shakiba
08-25-11, 05:05 PM
You are the worst dentist ever.

Things you shouldn't say in the library

redbites
08-25-11, 05:07 PM
Things you shouldn't say in the library
already been said

shakiba
08-25-11, 05:10 PM
ok, then
Thing you shouldn't say at a police station

joyirene
08-25-11, 05:31 PM
I hope no one finds the bodies in my trunk.

Things you shouldn't say at the gym.

casadolce
08-25-11, 06:22 PM
"It stinks in here"

Things you shouldn't say to GroupMagma.

joyirene
08-25-11, 06:23 PM
What's your password?

Things you shouldn't say to an Eskimo.

joyirene
08-25-11, 06:24 PM
What's your password again?

Things you shouldn't say to an Eskimo.

joyirene
08-25-11, 06:26 PM
Oops my bad

nmishii
09-04-11, 04:18 PM
Hey, I hear they're building a Reservation for you guys down the street.

Things you shouldn't say at a baptism

bawpotter
09-04-11, 06:08 PM
Priest: Here, now eat the holy bread.
Person: uhhhhh... Well, I sorta can't. It is Yom Kippur. I can't eat.

JennyWuzHere
09-04-11, 06:52 PM
Lol. Bawpotter you forgot to add a situation!!

nmishii
09-04-11, 07:49 PM
Its been a while. I'll post for him:

Things you shouldn't say to a nightclub bouncer

xcellent
09-05-11, 12:18 AM
Hey do u really bounce at night in a club?

Things u shouldn't say in graduation day.....

xcellent
09-05-11, 12:19 AM
Edit : ooops..."on graduation day"

bawpotter
09-05-11, 05:31 AM
Oh, sorry. I forgot.

uhhhh...

Well, I am so glad I am headed to clown college!

Things you shouldn't say when your baby is being born.

nmishii
09-05-11, 07:13 AM
oh no, he's got your mother's nose

things you shouldn't say to a person who just lost their job

sourlicorice2
09-05-11, 08:36 AM
Really. I just got a promotion.

Things u shouldn't say to someone who just had a nose job.

joyirene
09-05-11, 02:57 PM
After it healed.... So when are you planning on getting the nose job?

Things you shouldn't say to your ex.

bawpotter
09-05-11, 03:18 PM
Uhhhhh...

Your sister is such a nice lady!

joyirene
09-05-11, 05:21 PM
Now you have to make a scene things you shouldn't say in..... Or to.....

bawpotter
09-05-11, 06:18 PM
Ughhh... I keep forgetting to do that!

Things you shouldn't say during an AP exam.

nmishii
09-05-11, 06:21 PM
Psst. What's the answer to question 13?
.
Things you shouldn't say to a car salesman

joyirene
09-05-11, 06:33 PM
Can I test drive this... Alone? And do you really need to see my license??

Things you shouldn't say to your boss.

bobbyrae
09-05-11, 07:22 PM
Fire me. I dare you!!

Things you shouldn't say at a wedding

casadolce
09-05-11, 07:48 PM
Have you signs the prenuptial agreement yet?

Things you shouldn't say to Tiger Woods.

casadolce
09-05-11, 07:49 PM
*signed* not signs

joyirene
09-05-11, 07:52 PM
So how much did she get?

Things you shouldn't say in kindergarten.

nmishii
09-05-11, 08:42 PM
I still wear diapers

Things you shouldn't say to a person who just bought a new car

casadolce
09-05-11, 10:01 PM
It looks like a taxi.

Things you shouldn't say to the flight attendant.

pinkster73
09-05-11, 10:29 PM
Where did I leave my bomb. Things you shouldn't say in court

joyirene
09-05-11, 10:30 PM
It was me.

Things you shouldn't say at 6AM.

casadolce
09-05-11, 10:31 PM
Your honor, this wig doesn't suit you.

Things your shouldn't say to the driver examiner.

nmishii
09-05-11, 10:31 PM
Is Judge Judy going to precide over this case?

Things you shouldn't saw when being interviewed by a TV reporter

casadolce
09-05-11, 10:32 PM
Sorry! I type too slowly....

Use joyirene's please.

joyirene
09-05-11, 10:33 PM
No yours is better use casa

nmishii
09-05-11, 10:48 PM
Wanna see how fast this car goes?

Things you shouldn't say when being interviewed by a TV reporter

joyirene
09-05-11, 10:56 PM
F#*$

Things you shouldn't say when being interviewed for a job.

greygull
09-05-11, 11:00 PM
My last boss got really upset when he found out I was stealing things. You seem like the type not to mind.

Things you shouldn't say when being fired...

Hawaiianmomma
09-05-11, 11:03 PM
you get medical? Cause the ambulance coming for youlol

Things you shouldn't say at a bakery....

nmishii
09-06-11, 12:15 AM
This is a stick up. Give me all your dough.

Things you shouldn't say to a farmer

Hawaiianmomma
09-06-11, 12:19 AM
Lol Oh my lol......too frickin' cute....lol

bobbyrae
09-06-11, 05:42 AM
This is a stick up. Give me all your dough.

Things you shouldn't say to a farmer


Lol...
Your carrots are so small.

What you shouln't say to a janitor

sourlicorice2
09-06-11, 09:15 AM
Couldn't cut it in college huh?

Things u shouldn't say to your boss.

pinkster73
09-06-11, 09:28 AM
Is all the time I spend in the bathroom count as paid time?

Things not to say on the first day of school.

pinkster73
09-06-11, 09:29 AM
Wow, excuse my messed up grammar in my above post :p

joyirene
09-06-11, 10:26 AM
There was summer reading???

Things not to say at graduation.

nmishii
09-06-11, 10:37 AM
I bribed my teacher to give me a C so I could be here

Things you shouldn't say to a nerd

munchiez11
09-06-11, 10:40 AM
Have you EVER had a girlfriend?

Things you shouldn't say to your server

joyirene
09-06-11, 10:52 AM
Do you really think I'm going to tip you? Would you eat this?

Things you shouldn't say to your pet fish.

Hawaiianmomma
09-06-11, 11:00 AM
"Would you like to be baked or battered and deep fryed?"....lol

Things you shouldn't say to your Mate......

pinkster73
09-06-11, 11:33 AM
So, hows the search for your own place going?

Things not to say at a gas station.

nmishii
09-06-11, 11:54 AM
Do I really have to put out my cigarette?

Things you shouldn't say to your gardener

pinkster73
09-06-11, 12:29 PM
Ber chicka wer wer.

Things you shouldn't say to your mother in law

Rachael98
09-06-11, 12:31 PM
Ber chicka wer wer.

Things you shouldn't say to your mother in law

Ahh...is that...?
Anyway, it's highly desirable to say nothing to your mother in law. So you shouldn't say anything:p.

Things you shouldn't say to me?

munchiez11
09-06-11, 12:33 PM
I'm smarter than you and going to win today (SO not true, by the way. I'm actually worried ;-p)

Things you shouldn't do to a sibling

Hawaiianmomma
09-06-11, 12:34 PM
Try helping instead of waving your ruler aroundlol.....
Things u shouldn't say to a boat captain

munchiez11
09-06-11, 12:34 PM
Sorry, it's things you shouldn't say to a sibling (sorry, I broke a rule!)

joyirene
09-06-11, 12:35 PM
Is it ok if I break this window and go for a swim?

Things you shouldn't say white water rafting

Hawaiianmomma
09-06-11, 12:35 PM
What rule?....

nmishii
09-06-11, 12:49 PM
Hawaiianmomma, on the rule: if this were the banning game, munchiez is banned for saying "do" instead of "say"

Back to the game

My pocketknife just ripped into the raft.

Things you shouldn't say while standing in line to use a public restroom

munchiez11
09-06-11, 01:05 PM
"Oh no! Here it goes....."

Things you shouldn't say to your tax preparer

casadolce
09-06-11, 01:20 PM
"Don't bother claiming all the tax credits".

Things you shouldn't say to your car mechanic.

Rachael98
09-06-11, 01:24 PM
"Don't bother claiming all the tax credits".

Things you shouldn't say to your car mechanic.

"Yeah, the jacks are safe; they have always held the kids up..."

Things you shouldn't say in a fancy restaurant.

nmishii
09-06-11, 01:34 PM
I bet these wine glasses are made from plastic instead of crystal. Watch, they won't break when I drop them.

Things you shouldn't say to the ticket taker at a movie theater

joyirene
09-06-11, 07:52 PM
Can all five of us use this ticket?

Things you shouldn't say to a cop.

greygull
09-06-11, 07:54 PM
Am I supposed to have a permit for this gun?

Things you shouldn't say to your mechanic.

casadolce
09-06-11, 08:00 PM
Can you check the suspension? It made a noise when I ran over my neighbour's kid the other day.

Things you shouldn't say to Hilary Clinton.

nmishii
09-06-11, 08:02 PM
I want to sell this car next year and I'll get more money if the mileage is low. While you're in there, can you disconnect the speedometer?

Things you shouldn't said to the hotel bellhop

nmishii
09-06-11, 08:03 PM
oops. ignore above post.

Is Bill still seeing interns?

Things you shouldn't say to the hotel bellhop

joyirene
09-06-11, 08:04 PM
Can you carry these 10 bags up the stairs for me? I don't want you alone with them and I'm afraid of elevators.

Things you shouldn't say to GroupMagma.

casadolce
09-06-11, 08:06 PM
I always thought your name was Group Mama.

Things you shouldn't say to the gardener.

nmishii
09-06-11, 08:12 PM
Please fertilize my lawn with fresh steer manure less than a day old rather than that white stuff you usually use

Things you shouldn't say to your school principal

joyirene
09-06-11, 08:14 PM
Can I leave now? I usually skip this period.

Things you shouldn't say to your teacher.

casadolce
09-06-11, 08:15 PM
My fish ate my homework.

Things you shouldn't say to your landlord.

nmishii
09-06-11, 08:19 PM
I know pets aren't allowed, but you should change that rule because my 5 german shepherds have been living in my apartment for the last 3 months and everything is fine except for a few carpet stains.

Things you shouldn't say to lifeguard

joyirene
09-06-11, 08:44 PM
I can't swim, but it's ok you should take your break now.

Things you shouldn't say in line at the grocery store.

shakiba
09-08-11, 12:59 PM
Come on you slow cashier! My grandma can check out items quicker than u can!

Things you shouldn't say at an amusment park.

nmishii
09-08-11, 01:44 PM
This is five rides in a row where we cut to the front of the line.

Things you shouldn't say in a casino.

(shakiba - note the periods above.)

Rachael98
09-08-11, 01:45 PM
This is five rides in a row where we cut to the front of the line.

Things you shouldn't say in a casino.

(shakiba - note the periods above.)

"Yes...I'm going to wi---"

Things you shouldn't say whilst watching a comedy video on YT.

hippoberry
09-08-11, 04:25 PM
"Yes...I'm going to wi---"

Things you shouldn't say whilst watching a comedy video on YT.

" I can't tell whether I'm laughing or crying "

Things you shouldn't say when your girlfriend is upset.

greygull
09-08-11, 04:40 PM
That chocolate will go straight to your thighs, you know.

Things you shouldn't say to a student on the first day of school.

Rachael98
09-08-11, 04:53 PM
That chocolate will go straight to your thighs, you know.

Things you shouldn't say to a student on the first day of school.

"No, no, you won't get lost. And, no, you won't be beaten up, be stuffed in a locker, or have your head flushed down the loo. Everything will be absolutely fine"

Things you shouldn't say when you're concerntrating on something else.

casadolce
09-08-11, 06:34 PM
"I guarantee with my life"

Things you shouldn't say to the acrobat in action.

joyirene
09-08-11, 08:22 PM
These ropes aren't too sturdy.

Things you shouldn't say at a concert

xcellent
09-09-11, 01:42 AM
Dang! This is borrrriiinnnggg!

Things u shouldn't say in the church

hippoberry
09-09-11, 04:03 PM
" I brought my baby brother with me. "

Things you shouldn't say to President Obama.

casadolce
09-09-11, 04:07 PM
"You should start sucking up to the Chinese."

Things you shouldn't say when there's an earthquake.

JennyWuzHere
09-09-11, 05:20 PM
"Make yourself look bigger!!! Act like a tree!!!"
LOL. Saw this on a TV show once.

Things you shouldn't say to the Vice President.

xcellent
09-10-11, 07:17 AM
"ur nothing but a second great,trying hard copy cat!" lool

Things u shouldn't say to ur former teachers....

shakiba
09-10-11, 07:55 PM
OMG, like you can't teach. My little sister can teach better -_-

Things you shouldn't say to your mom.

greygull
09-10-11, 08:00 PM
Why did you and Dad get married?

Things you shouldn't say when getting your car impounded by the police.

casadolce
09-10-11, 09:00 PM
Can i get the gun from the glove compartment first?

Things you shouldn't say to a 5'1" man.

nmishii
09-11-11, 05:52 AM
How's the weather down there

Things you shouldn't say to a terrorist

sourlicorice2
09-11-11, 07:30 AM
You're stupid (which they are)

Things you shouldn't say to a firemen.

xcellent
09-11-11, 07:50 AM
Save some water for the future!

Things u shouldn't say to Batman! Lol

nmishii
09-11-11, 08:07 AM
I am going to the press to reveal your true identity.

Things you shouldn't say to an old person using a walker

casadolce
09-11-11, 08:49 AM
"Want to race?"

Things you shouldn't say to a mother of twins.

Rachael98
09-11-11, 09:14 AM
"Want to race?"

Things you shouldn't say to a mother of twins.

"These three yours then?"

Things you shouldn't say to your parents...

JennyWuzHere
09-11-11, 09:30 AM
Lol. I don't know if I should say this in the perspective of a female or male..
I'll do both, if that's okay.

Female:...... Mom,.. I'm pregnant....
Male:..... Mom,... I got a girl pregnant...

Yes they are both the same just making sure I can do them in two perspectives.

Things you shouldn't say to a Director.

shakiba
09-11-11, 05:16 PM
Lol. I don't know if I should say this in the perspective of a female or male..
I'll do both, if that's okay.

Female:...... Mom,.. I'm pregnant....
Male:..... Mom,... I got a girl pregnant...

Yes they are both the same just making sure I can do them in two perspectives.

Things you shouldn't say to a Director.

Lol!! xD that cacked me up.

.... anyways hmm... ya im too lazy to reply so bye :P

mushroom79
09-12-11, 06:37 AM
To Director: my job is stable cos nobody wants it!

Things you shouldn't say to a TL forum moderator.

nmishii
09-12-11, 11:50 AM
What is TL giving you for all the work you are doing for them?

Things you shouldn't say to a member of al-Qaeda

greygull
09-12-11, 11:53 AM
"You do realize you've ruined it for everyone of your religion, right?"

Things you shouldn't say to annoying neighbors...

JennyWuzHere
09-12-11, 07:56 PM
What is TL giving you for all the work you are doing for them?

Things you shouldn't say to a member of al-Qaeda

HAHA!!! I really like this one!!:cool:

greygull
09-12-11, 08:25 PM
HAHA!!! I really like this one!!:cool:

Should one of us answer? lol

casadolce
09-12-11, 09:26 PM
To neighbor "Come over anytime, my door is always open"

Things you shouldn't say to David Beckham.

sourlicorice2
09-13-11, 08:53 AM
I hate soccer (or football depending what country u are from)

Things you shouldn't say to a judge.

joyirene
09-13-11, 09:14 AM
My evil twin did it.

Things you shouldn't say in a meeting.

greygull
09-13-11, 10:06 AM
Hold on a minute, I'm almost done tipping my neighbors!

Things you shouldn't say to your doctor.

casadolce
09-13-11, 01:21 PM
"Touch me again, and I'll sue you"

Things you shouldn't say to your doctor's wife.

JennyWuzHere
09-13-11, 09:50 PM
I'm sick, can you give me a shot please?

Things you shouldn't say online.

mushroom79
09-14-11, 01:09 AM
Here is the password to my email, ****** feel free to open and read anytime!

Things you shouldn't say to your benefactor

sourlicorice2
09-14-11, 07:51 AM
I hope you pass soon.

Things u shouldn't say to your landlord.

nmishii
09-14-11, 12:35 PM
We're having a wild party at my apartment tonight; byob if you want to join us.

Things you shouldn't say to the policeman who just pulled you over.

joyirene
09-14-11, 12:57 PM
Yes, but I only had 5 or 6 drinks.

Things you shouldn't say to a bartender.

casadolce
09-14-11, 01:27 PM
I'll buy the whole bar a round (you're drunk, obviously...)

Things you shouldn't say to a bank teller.

nmishii
09-14-11, 02:50 PM
I finally perfected my money making machine. You're the 5th teller who gave me $20s for my homemade $100s.

Things you shouldn't say to a homeless person.

JennyWuzHere
09-14-11, 05:23 PM
".... So, and I forgot! I just bought this new house with 5 rooms and 3 bathrooms! Oh, AND I just bought a new Acura MDX... Also, I just won the lottery of 5 billion dollars! Oh, and I can't forget to tell you that...."

Haha. I wish I had this life. :)

Things you shouldn't say to your stepfather.

casadolce
09-14-11, 07:12 PM
"I'm glad I don't look like you"

Things you shouldn't say to Lady Gaga.

joyirene
09-14-11, 07:46 PM
Have you always been a woman?

Things you shouldn't say to your best friend.

JennyWuzHere
09-14-11, 07:57 PM
Have you always been a woman?

Things you shouldn't say to your best friend.

HAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!
;)

I love this joyirene!!

"What's your name again?

Things you shouldn't say to a thief.

casadolce
09-14-11, 08:21 PM
lol...

"You forgot to look into the safe behind the painting"

Things you shouldn't say to Mike Tyson.

nmishii
09-14-11, 08:23 PM
Should I put salt and pepper on my ear?

Things you shouldn't say to Barack Obama.

joyirene
09-14-11, 08:24 PM
I hit your tiger with my car...

Things you shouldn't say to Santa Claus.

casadolce
09-14-11, 08:26 PM
"You're fat"

Things you shouldn't say to the acupuncturist.

greygull
09-14-11, 08:44 PM
"What are those needles for?"

Things you shouldn't say to a dry cleaner.

kooky panda
09-14-11, 08:47 PM
sorry dinner did not sit well.

Things you should not say to someone that just got fired.

joyirene
09-14-11, 08:50 PM
I just got promoted! Can you hurry up and clean out your office? I want to move my stuff in.

Things you shouldn't say to a firefighter.

casadolce
09-14-11, 08:51 PM
"You lasted longer than I thought"

Things you shouldn't say to a mother of seven kids.

casadolce
09-14-11, 08:53 PM
sorry. typed too slowly...

to firefighter - "you don't look anywhere like the guys in the calendar"

things you shouldn't say to a mother of 7 kids.

nmishii
09-14-11, 09:06 PM
Are you going to try for 7 more?

Things you shouldn't say to someone who just lost their house in a tornado.

joyirene
09-14-11, 09:12 PM
I didn't even lose power!!!

Things you shouldn't say to an illegal immigrant.

greygull
09-14-11, 09:53 PM
"Did you get my order right?"

Things you shouldn't say to a plumber.

joyirene
09-14-11, 09:59 PM
Can't you pull your pants up more?

Things you shouldn't say to your pool cleaner.

casadolce
09-14-11, 10:08 PM
"Don't mind the alligator. It doesn't bite."

Things you shouldn't say to your realtor.

mushroom79
09-15-11, 05:52 AM
can you find me a mushroom house with a low price within the next hour?

Thins you should never say to a saint.

sourlicorice2
09-15-11, 07:25 AM
Your not very good at your job.

Things you shouldn't say to your brother.

Yarox
09-15-11, 07:53 AM
Your not very good at your job.

Things you shouldn't say to your brother.

Your mom is dumb

Things you shouldn't say to your cat

joyirene
09-15-11, 08:38 AM
I'll be back in a week. Food is in the cabinet and water in the fridge!

Things you shouldn't say to the babysitter.

sourlicorice2
09-15-11, 09:24 AM
Don't fall asleep. The kids might tie you up.

Things you shouldn't say to a pilot.

casadolce
09-15-11, 01:12 PM
"That red button that I just pushed, what does it do?"

Things you shouldn't say to your great grandfather.

cityerror
09-15-11, 06:01 PM
..I have a great grandfather? o___O

Things you shouldn't say when you're substituting for a kindergarten class.

JennyWuzHere
09-15-11, 07:33 PM
"Okay, why does it smell like boogers and glue in here?"

Things you shouldn't say to a Basketball Coach.

mushroom79
09-16-11, 04:48 AM
Who gives you the right to substitute me in the game?

Things you shouldnt say to a Soccer World Cup Team Manager

sourlicorice2
09-16-11, 10:51 AM
I hate football, most be a boring job.

Things u shouldn't say to one of your nbrs on the story games.

joyirene
09-16-11, 10:58 AM
This is the ugliest place ever!

Things you shouldn't say at the club.

JennyWuzHere
09-16-11, 06:15 PM
"The drinks here aren't expensive!"

Things you shouldn't say in a prison.

casadolce
09-16-11, 09:18 PM
"I hope you all rot in here"

Things you shouldn't say to Scarlett Johansson.

sourlicorice2
09-18-11, 05:28 AM
You r the worst actress in Hollywood!

Things you shouldn't say to a widow.

mushroom79
09-18-11, 06:28 AM
Hey babe why dont you join my matchmaking agency?

Things you shouldnt say to a dealer in a casino

JennyWuzHere
09-18-11, 09:59 AM
This game is cheating!

Things you shouldn't say on Mothers day

nmishii
09-18-11, 10:04 AM
I just found my biological mother. Bye.

Things you shouldn't say to a person who was just diagnosed with terminal cancer.

casadolce
09-18-11, 10:21 AM
"Who are you giving all your money to?"

Things you should say to the owner of the new farm.

sourlicorice2
09-18-11, 11:11 AM
So do u have a tiger cub on your farm?

Things u shouldn't say to someone who just lost a limb.

nmishii
09-18-11, 11:26 AM
Well, you always wanted to lose some weight, now you have.

Things you shouldn't say to someone who just spent $20 on gems and then 5 minutes later accidentally instantly built a drink machine for 80 gems.

JennyWuzHere
09-18-11, 02:41 PM
Oh, well. Now you know what you wanted to spend your gems on.

Things you shouldn't say on Father's day. ;o

pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
09-18-11, 02:46 PM
I going to steal your money,
Something NOT to say at a police station.

Rachael98
09-18-11, 02:48 PM
It wasn't accidental!

Things not to say to our new SuperMods tomorrow?

JennyWuzHere
09-18-11, 03:08 PM
It wasn't accidental!

Things not to say to our new SuperMods tomorrow?

How come I didn't know anything about the new SuperMods? I'm sorry if I'm a slow learner. :(

Rachael98
09-18-11, 03:09 PM
How come I didn't know anything about the new SuperMods? I'm sorry if I'm a slow learner. :(

Sorry to post without the extra people, but see this thread (http://forums.teamlava.com/showthread.php?17711-Changes-to-Forum-Moderation).

sissy8
09-18-11, 03:15 PM
sow i am curious:rolleyes:

sissy8
09-18-11, 03:23 PM
I shoudn't have say that:)

casadolce
09-18-11, 09:01 PM
"You won't do as good a job as GM so you might as well quit now."

Things you shouldn't say to Charlie Sheen.

JennyWuzHere
09-18-11, 09:04 PM
Your life is over now!!!

Things you shouldn't say to a firefighter.

joyirene
09-18-11, 09:59 PM
Good thing you're here, I'm a pyromaniac and I just got started.

Things you shouldn't say to a lifeguard.

sourlicorice2
09-19-11, 08:27 AM
Could u let that guy drown he's not a nice person.

Things u shouldn't say to the president.

JennyWuzHere
09-19-11, 07:28 PM
If your trying to help the economy why is it getting worse?

Things you shouldn't say to a burning man.

casadolce
09-19-11, 07:32 PM
"Do you have a lighter?"

Things you shouldn't say to Gordon Ramsey

wingsofanangel2417
09-25-11, 11:57 PM
Have you ever been to The London Bar (a restaurant he owns)? If you haven't I wouldn't go there its the worst place ever.

Things you should never tell your mother

Yarox
09-26-11, 05:33 AM
I hate you

Things you shouldn't say to Batman

sourlicorice2
09-26-11, 07:28 AM
I hate bats.

Things you shouldn't say to an immigration officer.

JennyWuzHere
09-26-11, 09:09 PM
Where are your Immigration papers??

Things you shouldn't say to a Priest.

casadolce
09-26-11, 09:27 PM
"You're going to hell"

Things you shouldn't say to a vegetarian.

nmishii
09-26-11, 09:35 PM
Let's go out for a burger.

Things you shouldn't say to a person on death row whose execution date is tomorrow.

joyirene
09-26-11, 10:23 PM
Can I have your tv?

Things you shouldn't say to your doctor.

sourlicorice2
09-27-11, 09:35 AM
How many lawsuits do you have?

Things you shouldn't say to border patrol.

JennyWuzHere
09-27-11, 06:15 PM
"YOU CROSSED THE BORDER!"

Things you shouldn't say to a Geometry Teacher.

pinkster73
09-27-11, 06:32 PM
Everyone knows the earth is flat.

Things not to say to your ex husband.

joyirene
09-27-11, 06:34 PM
I only married you for your money. Thank goodness you didn't ask for a pre-nup!

Things you shouldn't say in a bar.

wingsofanangel2417
09-27-11, 09:44 PM
I have been arrested 10 times for starting bar fights

Things you shouldn't say to your co-worker

minterchris
09-28-11, 08:56 AM
Do you own a mirror?

Things you should never say to your teen daughter.

JennyWuzHere
09-28-11, 06:35 PM
I know that you are pregnant!

Things you shouldn't say to a bride.

Yarox
09-28-11, 06:44 PM
He just called... he aint coming :P

Things you shouldn't say to a king

pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
09-28-11, 07:02 PM
I going rob the bank things not to say with a police officer next to you.

joyirene
09-28-11, 09:32 PM
Need any drugs?

Things you shouldn't say to a pyromaniac.

nmishii
09-28-11, 09:37 PM
Here's a box of matches and directions to the National Park.

Things you shouldn't say to the TL development team.

sourlicorice2
09-29-11, 09:57 AM
You're doing a bad job (there actually doing a great job though)

Things you shouldn't say to a sick person.

minterchris
09-29-11, 10:13 AM
You look worse than yesterday.

Things you shouldn't say to a bank robber.

Yarox
09-29-11, 10:19 AM
Freeze!!!

Things you shouldnt say to a robot

JennyWuzHere
09-29-11, 05:14 PM
You know where to get some batteries?

Things you shouldn't say to a college professor.

wingsofanangel2417
09-29-11, 09:30 PM
I actually cheated on this test and gave all the answers to all the students too.

Things you shouldn't say to serial killer

queenrocks77
10-02-11, 10:59 PM
Would you like to buy this nice set of butcher knives?


Things you shouldn't say to Superman

sourlicorice2
10-02-11, 11:19 PM
I have a bunch of kryponite at home. Wanna see it.

Things u shouldnt say to a mentally I'll person.

sourlicorice2
10-02-11, 11:20 PM
I have a bunch of kryponite at home. Wanna see it.

Things u shouldnt say to a mentally I'll person.

sry ill not I'll

Rachael98
10-02-11, 11:23 PM
"Haha...legs don't matter. It's as long as you keep your brain active th...oh"

Things you shouldn't say to a bar of soap:p (this could be interesting;))

queenrocks77
10-03-11, 06:25 AM
Not the eyes! Not the eyes!

Things you shouldn't say to a body builder

casadolce
10-05-11, 03:25 PM
You need more steroid.

Things you shouldn't say to a kid who just wetted his pants.

JennyWuzHere
10-05-11, 04:34 PM
It's alright, just say you spilled some water. :D

Things you shouldn't say to a just-married bride/groom.

shakiba
10-05-11, 07:50 PM
So when's you divorce? It happened last time. I:

Things you shouldn't say to a farmer.

nmishii
10-05-11, 07:54 PM
Where's your pirate ship?

Things you shouldn't say to a flight attendant.

queenrocks77
10-06-11, 04:30 AM
Take off you pants :rolleyes:

Things you shouldn't say to your doctor

sourlicorice2
10-06-11, 09:20 AM
How do u feel about dating patients.

Things u shouldn't say to a pilot.

JennyWuzHere
10-06-11, 03:58 PM
What's this BIG RED button for?

Things you shouldn't say while in church.

queenrocks77
10-06-11, 09:13 PM
(Well I could break some forum rules here)
Horray Satan!

Things you shouldn't say to a cat with an eating disorder

mushroom79
10-08-11, 03:12 AM
Rat or Fish?

Things you shouldnt say aHalloween