Things You Shouldn't Say

[nmishii]

I couldn't find fake spiders at the store so the I used real black widows from the backyard for the decorations.

Things you shouldn't say to the customs officer at the airport.

[Hawaiianmomma]

You take off your shirt first
Things You Shouldn't Say To A Mechanic

[sourlicorice2]

I know of a better mechanic but he was busy.

Things you shouldn't say to a dentist.

[JennyWuzHere]

I know of a better mechanic but he was busy.

Things you shouldn't say to a dentist.

(While he/she is attempting to clean your teeth.)
So if your a dentist, do you do your own teeth? Or is there another dentist? Then who cleans his teeth? Is there like a long chain of everlasting dentist that clean each other's teeth? :cool:

Things you shouldn't say to an iPad. ;)

[gail66]

come on I've pressed the screen now work you little square brick

things you shouldn't say to a android phone !

[nmishii]

TL doesn't love you as much as they do iDevices.

Things you shouldn't say to the camera while on a reality TV show.

[dd1313]

(while in the middle of a scene)
Hey guys i need to do that over.


Things you shouldnt say to your baby.

[Rachael98]

(while in the middle of a scene)
Hey guys i need to do that over.


Things you shouldnt say to your baby.

"Mum-my...mum-my...mu---wait, no, I'm Daddy!":p

Things you shouldn't say to the ceiling.

[Hawaiianmomma]

Lolu iz a cutie...lol....

[sourlicorice2]

I wonder if I could get this pencil to stick in u if I threw it.

Things you shouldn't say to mother nature.

[nmishii]

Fooled you, its not butter, its Chiffon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNkt-ZRyiZM

Things you shouldn't say to Father Time

[queenrocks77]

What time is it?

Things you shouldn't say to Bugs Bunny

[Yarox]

It's rabbit season

Things you shouldn't say to Yoda

[sourlicorice2]

So did your mother drop you when you were a baby?

Things you shouldn't say about having to wait four posts before posting again.

[Hawaiianmomma]

Screw it, stuff it and eat your rulez.....

things you shouldn't say to Coconuts

[sissy8]

Never say android

[sourlicorice2]

Screw it, stuff it and eat your rulez.....

things you shouldn't say to Coconuts

I'm going to cut you up and eat you.

Things you shouldn't say to a tiger.

[casadolce]

"I taste good"

Things you shouldn't say to the little mermaid.

[Hawaiianmomma]

Lol....Rawr...lol

[nmishii]

We're having Flounder and Sebastian for dinner tonight.

Things you shouldn't say to a vampire.

[mushroom79]

You are just a bigger version of a mosquito.

Things you shouldn't say to the new spider of bakery story

[sterlingempire]

"Look at my new shoes!"

Things you shouldnt say to a spammer.

[sterlingempire]

Im sorry, I just HAVE to post this. What you shouldnt say to a spammer:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e44BGkQ8eD8

[casadolce]

"Here are all my other email addresses"

Things you shouldn't say to the trick-or-treating kids.

[lesleypsg1]

"Here are all my other email addresses"

Things you shouldn't say to the trick-or-treating kids.

TRICK! WELL IM WAITING!!!!!!!

Things you should never say to a female cop who is In a bad mood

[lesleypsg1]

Im sorry, I just HAVE to post this. What you shouldnt say to a spammer:


Cute ponies, hate the song with the ponies. Reminded me too much of bullying, and there's nothing worse than a school yard punk bully. Something I'd never personally let my kid watch....now back to our regularly scheduled game.

[Hawaiianmomma]

Abandonment Issues.....One Love

[sourlicorice2]

Abandonment Issues.....One Love

You didn't post what you shoukdnt say to......?

[Hawaiianmomma]

oOps...ThiNgS U dOn'T SaY 2 a sCraggLy hUnGrYwErewOLf~aaAaaWooooOooohlol

[sterlingempire]

**** :) :p

[sterlingempire]

Things you shouldnt say to GM

[sterlingempire]

Cute ponies, hate the song with the ponies. Reminded me too much of bullying, and there's nothing worse than a school yard punk bully. Something I'd never personally let my kid watch....now back to our regularly scheduled game.

Sorry........

[Hawaiianmomma]

Lol....Cheeee Hooooo

[mtytomlinson]

TRICK! WELL IM WAITING!!!!!!!

Things you should never say to a female cop who is In a bad mood

Can I continue? :p

Are you having PMS? Police moodswings?

Things not to say when you are in a club

[Hawaiianmomma]

Posso mostrarti il mio obelisco?lol
Things not to say a woman?

[mushroom79]

You are fat

Things you shouldn't say to a fat person

[nmishii]

You are fat.

Things you shouldn't say to a deaf person.

[casadolce]

"You are fat"...lol...

Things you shouldn't say to someone whose muffler fell off her car :)

[Alyson2011]

can you hear me now?

things you shouldnt say to a blind person.

[mtytomlinson]

Which colour best suit me, the red or the green dress?

Things you shouldn't say when you're talking to the headmaster

[mushroom79]

Your salary is paid by me, as I pay school fees.

Things you shouldn't say to an Olympic Gold medallist

[ilovecooper14]

I bet you that I can beat your record/beat you in [insert sport here]

Things you shouldn't say to a chihuahua

[sumnboutme]

I bet you that I can beat your record/beat you in [insert sport here]

Things you shouldn't say to a chihuahua

Yo quiero Taco Bell.


Things you shouldn't say to you plastic surgeon.

[jwmiller]

Mr. Potatohead is my favorite toy!

Things you shouldn't say to the Grim Reaper

[pinkster73]

Boy am I glad to see you!

Things you shouldn't say to your cat

[casadolce]

"You're much cuter when you were a kitten."

Things you shouldn't say to Kate Middleton.

[AuntyRose32]

There's more meat on a butchers pencil.....!

Things u shouldn't say to an air hostess....

[MizCricket]

Hey honey, can you hurry up with my drink refill?

Things you shouldn't say to a woman with PMS.

[87642andme]

You look a little bloated....

Things you shouldnt say to the newspaperboy/girl....

[iceschool101221]

Hey! Did you remember my milk today? What?! You didn't!!!

Things you shouldn't say to a two year old.

[FarmerZionLion]

Hold the steering wheel while i text mommy....

things you shouldn't say to your father in law.

[jellybelly2001]

Your really old
Things you shouldn't say to a baby

[AnnasCoffee]

Don't you think it's time you started doing some chores around here?

Things you shouldn't say to your husband.

[cubsrock1908]

Hey I'm going to find a new boyfriend!
Things u shouldent say at the pool

[Ic3e]

I just peed...

Things you shouldn't say to a celebrity

[pinksugar800]

"I LOOK YOU UP ON THE INTERNET ALL THE TIME AND FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER AND FIND OUT EVERY PIECE OF INFO BOUT YOU"
Lol

You notice a dead fly on someones forehead

[pinksugar800]

Edit*things you shouldn't say when you see a dead fly of someone's forehead

[cubsrock1908]

Hey there's fly guts on your forehead!
Things u shouldn't say to a 4 year old

[sparks229]

Your dreams will always be crushed and I hate you!
(btw I love 4 year olds :))

Things you shouldn't say to an angry teacher.

[cubsrock1908]

Hey teacher I'm gonn skip is that OK? And I'm gonna tell ur boss ur bribing kids!
Things u shouldn't say to a mad Pitbull

[kooky panda]

Reminder of the rules, please make sure that at least 4 members post before you post again.
thanks

[music908]

I hate your songs!

Things you shouldn't say while answering the doorbell.