Caption Contest #3 - 8/4/2011

[GroupMagma]

Come up with the best caption to this picture by 6:00 PM PDT tonight. Winner will be chosen tonight, and will get 50 Gems/CC!

LIMIT: ONE CAPTION

http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m620/shaggysgrl/7f0d30f6.jpg

[myweedpatch]

1.
** * "...FWL!..."

[edit: sorry, but 7 captions isn't too fair to the others. If you want to change this one, you can amend the entry :) ]

[greygull]

Why did the chicken cross the road? She was late for the game!

[LanokaHarbor]

Has anyone seen the ball?

[xokay]

What team are we? Legs or breasts?!

[LanokaHarbor]

Rules: Anyone caught using FOWL language will be ejected.

[aamalakram]

who let the chickens out?? click click

[greygull]

All players must remain on the ground, and no pecking allowed!

[LanokaHarbor]

Both teams were eliminated because of too many fowls.

[myweedpatch]

1.
** * "...FWL!..."

[edit: sorry, but 7 captions isn't too fair to the others. If you want to change this one, you can amend the entry :) ]

6.*
Player: "...I really hope those gnomes don't decide to streak across the field again..."

[meetchuckles]

Hurry up Chicky, Get out of the bathroom, You're holding up the game!!!!!

[cakesJordanEz]

Caption 2
Gnome vendor: Who wants Cluck-in-a-Bucket?
Chicken: I do!
Gnome vendor: Okay get in the bucket!

Caption 3
Announcer:The losing team gets barbecued, and the winning team... gets barbecued! Everyone's happy!
Chicken and Hens: Were not happy! Lol

[hoppyhoop]

After my husband watched the world cup for a week. one day i saw the chickens in our backyard started playing football, i couldn't believe it. hoping this is a nightmare, i tried to wake up, but it turns out that it was a movie, called inception.

[ahshan]

No wonder they're all staring at each other with their beady eyes, they're playing without a ball!

[tacobull]

We can't start the match!! The gnomes barbequed the refiree!!

[DAISIE33]

Get farmstory the moorvaleous game

[geluve]

Narrator: Welcome to the sooo wanted final match, tonight we will have the teams kentucky fried chicken versus church chickens!!!! they are leaving their lives tonight at the field (literally), cos the losers will get fried!!!!!

[casadolce]

"Ever since the banning of cock-fighting, the roosters have been trying to come up with a new sport to determine who gets to crow first in the morning."

[tk2008]

Today's match: KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) VS. Popeyes (Louisiana Kitchen)

This is going to be a delicious match!

[trenae]

No sir, we will not play against those chickens!

[driftboutique]

Lamb to sheep: "The grub is always really good at the Poultry Bowl, but I wish we didn't have to eat it outside the outhouses."

[missperfect000]

... and that's why the chicken crossed the road

[Mogwai4111]

The rules of soccer:

1 fowl = a yellow card
2 fowls = a red card
3 fowls = dinner for a family of 4

[Packrat]

Farm Story Battle of the Sexes Round 1: Losers hit the grills instead of the showers. Don't laugh lambs, you're next!

[germinican]

"This ain't a chickflick. "

[ID germinican]

[Phthon]

Ok, folks, that's our third flattened chicken. WHO FILLED THE BALL WITH BIRDSHOT?

[gail66]

if the balls missing we'll bring a egg then

[filo66]

<announcer>And the score remains Nil - Nil.

It's no wonder they're scoring goose eggs when kicking chicken eggs around the pitch...

Oooohh! And there's another messy header for ya!

</announcer>

[kooky panda]

The rules of soccer:

1 fowl = a yellow card
2 fowls = a red card
3 fowls = dinner for a family of 4

good one!!!

[kandeegrlz]

That's what I call fowl play...

[munchiez11]

Blue gnome to red gnome:

"I don't think they understood the concept of the game. They haven't moved since we placed them there....."

Red gnome:

"Hmmph. Bird brains."

[munchiez11]

Chickens: Oh no we are losing!!!!!!! Where is the beef???

Hahahaha, Kooky! Good one.

[PiiNKi]

Ahh. Help. Gnomes are taking over!

[kooky panda]

Chickens: Oh no we are losing!!!!!!! Where is the beef???

[PinkWool]

- Not so cocky now, huh? Chickens!

[maylinscookies]

How soccer plays look compared to Rugby

[luckygirl101]

Jersys or feathers??

[jaid666]

And so it was that only two teams made it to the finals. Reigning Champions, the Black Tails and a new unexpected team calling themselves the Golden Cluckers. Only one team could survive the final round and with the smell of the other failed contests wafting across the field, both teams were determined to do their best and win the favor of their gnome gods!

[arlegand]

Don't forget the team roast after the game

[bigbux3]

The winners of this game will be made into buckets of chicken, the losers... will be scrambled. Either way, you lose!

[myweedpatch]

Hens vs Roosters
...Finally settling whose in charge of the hen house...

[myweedpatch]

S-T-A-D-I-U-M * BBQ *M-E-N-U
Special tonight: loosing team

[myweedpatch]

Ref: "...Fowl!..."
Player: "...which one of us is he talkin' to?..."

[myweedpatch]

Ref: "...Fowl!..."
Player: "...I didn't use by hands...I don't have any!..."

[myweedpatch]

REPOSTED:

Player: "...I really hope those gnomes don't decide to streak across the field again..."

[buck233]

Ok Folks Today is the day we've been waiting for!!!!!! And the match we also have been waiting for here! are The Golden Layers Vs. The Black Peckers. whoever loses this Round Gets grilled and then Fed to the winning team. And remember no STREAKING

[buck233]

OH i forgot please add gems to RS

[bawpotter]

Gnomes! Chicks! Hens! Roosters! Come all to the farmwide event!

Mamas vs. Bad Boys!

[mattdiner]

Wouldn't you think it would cost less to paint ******s on the grass compared to putting tiles on the grass????

[jaid666]

Ok Folks Today is the day we've been waiting for!!!!!! And the match we also have been waiting for here! are The Golden Layers Vs. The Black Peckers. whoever loses this Round Gets grilled and then Fed to the winning team. And remember no STREAKING

rofl I love your team names XD

[ichigo2101]

Blue Gnome: So.... we're supposed to all stand still for how long??
Red Gnome: Oh, not long.. just until everyone's eyes are adjusted to believe that this is a soccer stadium with the 3D setup of the wall and goal boxes made out of fences..

[spanoudis]

Gnome commentator: "It looks like the chicks have this game in the bag, and they're going home with a man size bag of BBQ chicken, skin on!"

[gabo84]

Winner! Winner! wont be chicken dinner!

[maylinscookies]

PETA's suggestion to replace cock fighting.

[carollwee]

Oh.. Where is the ball? The chicken is waiting

[bigbux3]

Winner! Winner! wont be chicken dinner!

Hehehe! Yay, I like rhyming words!!! :)

[missnicecutie]

Welcome for our all star chicken match, devil girls vs badboys

The line-up is as follows, for the bad boys:

Brad King ??Pitt?? as Midfield
Iron ??Will?? as Forward
Pumped ??Diesel?? as Forward
Johnny Go Deep as Defender
Dreamcaprio as Goal keeper

And for the devil girls we have

Came-run ??Diaz?? as Forward
Boosty ??Feyonc?? as Forward
??Nicole?? kickman as Midfield
??Paris?? Halt-on as Defender
??Jolie?? Raider as Goal Keeper?????? who is gonna win??? The hardest peak!! ;)

[ariesblu]

You have to understand, we all take these championships seriously. Losers get eaten by the gnomes - and they take their time with the seasoning.

[cast1532]

"We need to finish this game because I hear thunder/lightening coming and I don't want be fried."

[Farmerfp]

Harry Potter's Quidditch match, the farm version...

[saintlover]

Everybody was kung fu fighting...

[GroupMagma]

A lot of good ones, but this was my favorite...



Winner! Winner! wont be chicken dinner!

Congrats, gabo84! What game do you want your Gems or CC in?

[LanokaHarbor]

They were really funny! Good job everyone!

[bigbux3]

Poo :(

Congrats gabo84

[cakesJordanEz]

Oh well. Eventually I'm just going to give up

Congratulations Gabo84

[myweedpatch]

Congrats winner !

Your entry was cute. 

[jaid666]

awww, grats to the winner!

[celshark]

Congrats to the winner, but I'm having trouble keeping up with these.

Firstly, I think they are going to quickly. I looked for this thread 3 times today, the last time being about 3pm EST and never found it. And secondly, I can't tell what times these posts are coming in, what time is this forum set to? Right now its 10:30pm EST, what time will it say I posted this comment? I want to get in on these contests...

[casadolce]

Congrats to the winner, but I'm having trouble keeping up with these.

Firstly, I think they are going to quickly. I looked for this thread 3 times today, the last time being about 3pm EST and never found it. And secondly, I can't tell what times these posts are coming in, what time is this forum set to? Right now its 10:30pm EST, what time will it say I posted this comment? I want to get in on these contests...

I actually like the quick pace of these contests. Three chances in three days! Although I didn't win :(

You just have to check in more often :)

[badger8]

Congrats to the winner, but I'm having trouble keeping up with these.

Firstly, I think they are going to quickly. I looked for this thread 3 times today, the last time being about 3pm EST and never found it. And secondly, I can't tell what times these posts are coming in, what time is this forum set to? Right now its 10:30pm EST, what time will it say I posted this comment? I want to get in on these contests...


It says 2:30 am. Hope it helps!

[sambath123]

my farm name is sambath and storm8 id sambath123

[Mogwai4111]

You just have to check in more often :)

Exactly. Forum participation is the goal.

[sophiacml]

Times up! Penalty score for chickens!!!

[popgunsmom]

It's past 6, but...check out my new athletic shoes, they are Chick FilA's

[jackroc]

Announcer: Welcome to the hottest match of the year! And remember to stick arround for that free chicken after the game!
Chicken: Everyone! Get the coach! It was his idea to enter this tournament!
Coach: Hey! Don't blame me! My brains the size of a walnut.
Other Chicken: For a species that can run arround for 5 minutes after we've been decapitated, you'd think we'd have thought this out!

[mrstoney]

Play your hardest and remember... The losers get fried and eaten... Play ball!

[mrstoney]

Congrats to the winner, but I'm having trouble keeping up with these.

Firstly, I think they are going to quickly. I looked for this thread 3 times today, the last time being about 3pm EST and never found it. And secondly, I can't tell what times these posts are coming in, what time is this forum set to? Right now its 10:30pm EST, what time will it say I posted this comment? I want to get in on these contests...

It depends on what your time zone is set to I just set mine to PDT since that is the zone they always go by anyway

[frazy]

The Goal: put the opponent cockerel *in all the mailboxes in a... COCKwise direction. 

[frazy]

Sorry wrong tYping! 
The Goal: put the opposing cockerel *in all the mailboxes in a... COCKwise direction. 

[sambath123]

my city name galoon.and my storm8 ID is sambath123

[Liberty46]

It was only when the chickens saw the barbecues lined up that the rule "winner stays on" took a whole new meaning ....

[Mogwai4111]

It was only when the chickens saw the barbecues lined up that the rule "winner stays on" took a whole new meaning ....

Love this one. Takes me back to my days of playing basketball at recess.

[sissy8]

watch out the chickens lay eggs:rolleyes:

[Superyalda]

I actually like the quick pace of these contests. Three chances in three days! Although I didn't win :(

You just have to check in more often :)

That would work if it wasn't in the middle if the night for some. :(

[Superyalda]

Exactly. Forum participation is the goal.

They're happening in the middle if the night for some!

[meljae273]

todays's turnout to the cock fight match.......somebody should have explained to the dirty old folks that "cock fighting" wasnt their chance to get excited.

[gabo84]

Thanks everyone... I seriously feel like I won a grammy or something lol. THANKS!!!!

[shakiba]

The chickens: why are we playing soccer when we have eggs to hatch?

[gobblies]

the chickens at half time huddle when an opposition chicken tries to spy on them..

"hey! dont sticky beak!"

[trenae]

This caption contest has ended, but be sure to check the new one out here:

Caption Contest #4 - 8/5/2011 (http://forums.teamlava.com/showthread.php?15767-Caption-Contest-4-8-5-2011)