Corrupt A Wish

[joyirene]

In this game, you grant somebody's wish, but with an unexpected twist.* Then you make your own wish.


When you make a post:
1. First, you grant the wish of the poster above you.* All you have to do is say "Granted."
2. Then you corrupt it.* What does it mean to "corrupt" a wish, you ask? Here's examples of what you can do:
Make the wish backfire.
Make something happen that will ruin the wish.
Exploit a loophole caused by the phrasing of the wish.
etc., etc.
* *Simply put, you add a twist.
3. Then, you make a wish of your own.* Be fair, and don't be inappropriate.

For example:

joyirene: i wish i had a Corvette
someone: granted. you got it real cheap because it was crushed under a giant anvil.
i wish i was the most attractive person in the world

Etc. Etc.

[joyirene]

I'll start:

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Phthon]

Granted. You must give it all to charity.
I wish I was taller.

[greygull]

Granted.

Now you're 12'7", watch you head everywhere you go, and now you have to buy a convertible.

I wish I had a bigger house.

[Mogwai4111]

Granted.

Your house is now so big that it is slowly sinking in to the ground.

I wish for world peace.

[joyirene]

Phthon- Granted. You're so tall you can no longer fit it your house.
Greygull- Granted. Your house is now so big you have to walk a mile hallway to get from one room to another.

I wish I had a BMW.

[joyirene]

Ignore mine! Wish is for world peace!

[GroupMagma]

Granted. You've ruined the munitions industry, resulting in the loss of tens of thousands of jobs worldwide.

I wish everyone had unlimited gnomes in Farm Story. :p

[joyirene]

Granted. The world is at peace because an ice age came instantly and no one is alive to start war.

I wish I had something to eat.

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted. Now there is no space for crops or anything else!

I wish Rachael would be back from her vacation soon!

[joyirene]

I didnt think it would get so complicated when there's two wishes going at once. I suppose whoever is responding can choose whichever they want to answer!

[sterlingempire]

Granted.

The peace is so strong there are no more waves on the beaches; oceans are still. All of the plants are meditating so they forget to absorb sunlight and wilt. Lol.

I wish I was invincible.

[Mogwai4111]

Granted. You've ruined the munitions industry, resulting in the loss of tens of thousands of jobs worldwide.

I wish everyone had unlimited gnomes in Farm Story. :p

Granted.

Now the forums will be flooded with infinite requests for expansion :eek:

[joyirene]

Granted. But her computer is broken and she can no longer post on the forum!

I wish I were famous.

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted, now you are bored of life!

I wish someone would answer my Rachael post!

[sterlingempire]

Granted. Rachael comes back and finds out you posted a curse word on the forums. banned.

I wish I was invincible. Sorry, I posted at the same time!

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted. Now you have no privacy!

I wish I could post before someone else beats me to it!

[Mogwai4111]

Granted. Now you have no privacy!

I wish I could post before someone else beats me to it!

Granted.

Nobody else posts at the forums anymore. :(


I wish I had a redbull

[sterlingempire]

Granted. You are the only one posting from now on. :D

I wish I was a Mod.

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted, now you too are also bored of life!

I wish my update would come out!

[sterlingempire]

Agghh! Everyone is posting at the same time! :D :D

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted.

Nobody else posts at the forums anymore. :(


I wish I had a redbull

Granted. Now you should run before it gets you!

I wish I could never cuss again!

[Mogwai4111]

Granted, now you too are also bored of life!

I wish my update would come out!

Granted.

Your update is now gay =/


I wish more people would reply to this thread right now

[Mogwai4111]

Granted. Now you should run before it gets you!

I wish I could never cuss again!

Haha, great answer!

Granted.

You're now muted for 5 minutes everytime you even think about a cuss word.


I wish tomatos were free!

[joyirene]

Granted. But you suddenly hate tomatoes and can't stand even seeing them!

I wish there were ways for everyoneee to earn more gems!

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted. You are the only one posting from now on. :D

I wish I was a Mod.

Granted. Now you can only help at any other forum but this one! 

I wish I could check on Fortunately, Unfortunately

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted. But you suddenly hate tomatoes and can't stand even seeing them!

I wish there were ways for everyoneee to earn more gems!

Granted. Now everyone in the entire world can gems and TL will go out of business!

I wish mmmpphh! Sorry I was thinking of a swear word! I wish I that new dishes will be out this week on RS and BS

[joyirene]

Granted. But now you can never leave the fortunately unfortunately page again!

I wish everything were the color green.

[joyirene]

Granted! But they will take a year to cook each.

I wish I saw the new Harry potter movie.

[Mogwai4111]

Granted! But they will take a year to cook each.

I wish I saw the new Harry potter movie.

Granted.

You could have wished for a million gems, but instead you saw a movie.


I wish I could take an elevator to the moon.

[joyirene]

Granted. You didn't wear a spacesuit and as soon as the elevator opened you got sucked into space.

I wish for a new teamlava game!

[sterlingempire]

Granted.

You could have wished for a million gems, but instead you saw a movie.


I wish I could take an elevator to the moon.

Granted. You have no way to go back to earth. Buh-Bye! ;)

[sterlingempire]

I wish I was the CEO of TL.

[bigbux3]

I wish I was famous

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted. You can't breathe you know, so bye bye!

I wish the next RS contest will be on the forums, because I can't do FB!

[joyirene]

I wish I was the CEO of TL.

Granted. Now all you hear are complaints!

[joyirene]

I wish I was famous

Granted. Now everyone will post horrible lies about you in the media. And the world will believe them.

[joyirene]

Granted. You can't breathe you know, so bye bye!

I wish the next RS contest will be on the forums, because I can't do FB!

Granted. But somehow you've gotten banned from the forums!

[sterlingempire]

Me neither. :( I dont want to mix my TL life with my FB life :D

[joyirene]

I think that's it; I still wish for a new teamlava game!

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted. And it's the worst TL game yet!

[joyirene]

I wish you'd made a wish so the game could keep going.

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted. And it makes no one want to come back on here again!

I wish YouTube would get nicer posts on it!

[bawpotter]

Granted. Now each Youtube post is 15 pages long because of all the niceness.

I wish I would be able to eat ckae 24/7

[sissy8]

just wait she wille come back

I wish everyone had unlimited gnomes in Farm Story.
magma is it real, I wish that to:o
but I also wish a933:rolleyes:

[xokay]

just wait she wille come back

magma is it real, I wish that to:o
but I also wish a933:rolleyes:

Granted, but the goose snaps one of your fingers right off!
I wish I had a Hogwart's letter.

[greygull]

Granted! It bit you, caused an infection, and now you'll be in the hospital for 5 years due to side effects.

I wish there was never any homework for anybody ever again.

[xokay]

Granted! It bit you, caused an infection, and now you'll be in the hospital for 5 years due to side effects.

I wish there was never any homework for anybody ever again.

Granted, but then everyone needs to stay at school until 9pm at night doing the extra work!
I wish I would come in to a lot of money.

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted. But it's all counterfeit money and you get arrested!

I wish I could be eating chicken right now! Oh wait, I am!
I wish for something good!

[Phthon]

Granted. You get Dancing Skeletons for your entertainment.

I wish I had an extra arm so I can play Ultra Brockian Cricket.

[sissy8]

i am so happy i don t have an extra
i wish a million935:rolleyes:

[sissy8]

arm:p:p:p:p:p

[LanokaHarbor]

I wish i knew where we are in this thread!

[sterlingempire]

Granted. Well, I have nothing! :D

I wish I had something for Lanokas post.

[bawpotter]

STARTING OVER.

New wish:

I wish that college would be free!

[Phthon]

granted. It's Free but you have to work for free for the rest of your life.

I wish It was snowing today.

[bawpotter]

Granted. It is -100 degrees.

I wish i could have 1 puppy that doesn't bite and is extremely cute!

[greygull]

Granted! It pees on everything, including visitors!

I wish for my favorite tv shows to air every day, no repeats!

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted. Now you can't get your TV signal to work because of the wish!

I wish I could find out who's gonna win the contest right now! 

[luckygirl101]

Granted! You dont win

I wish my tv was fixed

[xokay]

Granted! You dont win

I wish my tv was fixed

Granted, but all of your favourite shows have been cancelled.
I wish I wasn't so tired.

[greygull]

Granted, but all of your favourite shows have been cancelled.
I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted! Now you're so jittery you can't type!

I wish I had a day off!

[xokay]

Granted! Now you're so jittery you can't type!

I wish I had a day off!

Granted, but it's only because you were fired from your job.
I wish junk food had no calories!

[bawpotter]

Granted. Now it has 10x the fat.

I wish I could have a better keyboard.

[Farmerfp]

Granted, but now you lost all feeling in your fingers and have to type with your nose!

I wish to live a long, heathly life.

[bawpotter]

Granted, but now you are 15,000 and don't want to live anymore.


I wish I could fall asleep.

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted. Now you can never wake up! 

[joyirene]

If you don't put a wish after you grant someone elses the game can't go on. It's pretty simple.

I wish I were a fish.

[ariesblu]

Granted. But you're currently being seasoned and prepped to go into a frying pan.

I wish I had a new computer.

[joyirene]

Granted. But it doesn't have Internet.

I wish the new update was here!

[LanokaHarbor]

Granted...but your internets down and you can't play.
I wish I had beautiful long smooth luxurious hair on my head.

[Hawaiianmomma]

granted...but your long hair got caught in the reef while you were swimming and had to be cut off to set you free.
I wish I could eat chocolate everyday.

[bawpotter]

Granted. Now the only thing you ever eat is chocolate and you get unhealthy.

I wish that I could be on these forums every day!

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but now she's in the hospital with a foreign disease (obviously wouldn't want that to actually happen)

I wish I liked Mondays.

[sourlicorice2]

Ignore that one didn't realize I was responding to an older post. I'll try again.

Granted but now your social life is none existent.

I wished I like Mondays.

[sourlicorice2]

Ignore replied to an old one. New one below.

[sourlicorice2]

Argh sry everyone new to this forum. I'll start again last time I promise

Granted but now your social life is none existent.

I wish I liked Mondays.

[bawpotter]

Granted. Now every day of the week plays out like a Monday, so there are no more Fridays or weekends!

I wish that I could get home sooner!

[zafaraa]

-bawpotter

Granted. Now your home but your house is on fire.

I wish for a new car.

[Mogwai4111]

-bawpotter

Granted. Now your home but your house is on fire.

I wish for a new car.

Granted. Your current car is replaced with a toy car :)


I wish squirrels weren't afraid of me

[zafaraa]

-Mogwai4111

Granted. Now all Squirrels follow you around and poop all over the place and scare all your friends and family away.

I wish i could fly.

[gobblies]

Granted- Now you are unable to float back to ground.

i wish i had a sports car

[Mogwai4111]

Granted- Now you are unable to float back to ground.

i wish i had a sports car

Granted. You now have a brown car in the shape of a football with Seattle Seahawks logos all over it! Woohoo!

I wish the Seattle Mariners could win more than 1-2 games in a row

[Farmerfp]

Granted, they win 3 in a row and lose all the rest, then the team is sold and moved to Oklahoma!

I wish my Cleveland Indians would win the World Series.

[greygull]

Granted! They only won because all the members of all the other teams as broke their arms in a group sky diving experience!

I wish vBulletin to work for everyone!

[ChezKat14]

Granted! But it only worked for five minutes & then died again...

I wish that I had a jumping castle in my backyard!

[gobblies]

granted- but it collapsed immediately.

I wish i had a cookie :p

[bawpotter]

Granted. Now you have all cookies in the world and you can't do anything because the world is covered by cookies.

I wish I had some breakfast. (Well, then go get some!)

[cityerror]

Granted. I couldn't finish mine so here, my leftovers for you.


I wish my best friend was over at my house right now.

[gobblies]

granted- they just left.

I wish i could be a dog

[Mogwai4111]

Granted, they win 3 in a row and lose all the rest, then the team is sold and moved to Oklahoma!

I wish my Cleveland Indians would win the World Series.

Ouch. Too soon, man.

[gobblies]

:pHahahahahaha

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but they tested positive for drugs and had to give the trophy back.

I wish I was at the beach right now.

[cakesJordanEz]

Granted. But the beach is crab infested and you keep getting pinched!

I wish my cat was less ugly! 

[shakiba]

Granted. But someone bought your cat cuz it was too pretty :P

i wish i had a million wishes

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but by the time u thought of a million wishes u reached old age and died.

I wish I could go swimming with dolphins.

[gail66]

granted but the dolphins are needed on a film set so you don't go swimming

I wish I could fly over a rainbow 

[shakiba]

Granted, but humans can't fly

i wish i can get a room makeover (xP)

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but an earthquake hits and destroys only your room.

I wish I could make things move with my mind (telekineses - I'm sure I spelled that wrong)

[shakiba]

Granted, but then your brain starts to hurt when you think :P

i wish i can earn gems

[bawpotter]

Granted, but you earned 5 and can never get any more again!

I wish I had a Klondike Bar!

[joyirene]

Granted, but its melted onto the floor.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Hawaiianmomma]

Granted but your put on display at the American Museum of Natural History as the StarAttraction of the Human EvolutionExhibit.
I wish I had a salad....

[casadolce]

Granted. But it has peanut sauce on it, to which you are extremely allergic.

I wish tomorrow is a day off.

[joyirene]

Granted. But it is your only day off this year.

I wish it was Halloween

[greygull]

Granted. Halloween has been changed to a sugar free, no dress up day, that no one cares about anymore.

I wish I only had to pay for the channels I like and watch.

[joyirene]

Granted. But their price has skyrocketed and you can only afford the free channels.

I wish I didnt have to work

[gobblies]

Granted, But you got poor and you didn't have enough money for food

I Wish that they got rid of the 5Gem instant cook option...

[gobblies]

Hahaha, these made me laugh

[gobblies]

Granted. But it is your only day off this year.

I wish it was Halloween


Granted. Halloween has been changed to a sugar free, no dress up day, that no one cares about anymore.

I wish I only had to pay for the channels I like and watch.

These made me laugh... :p

[bawpotter]

I wish that my flight won't be cancelled!

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but it crashed and everybody died.

I wish I get reincarnated as a dolphin.

[bawpotter]

Don't say that! Everyone lived! It was a perfect flight! You are gonna sacre the **** outta me! I gotta get ona plane next week!

Sorry, just nervous.

Granted, but you have no idea of your past life

I wish that I would have lunch break already!

[sourlicorice2]

Lol sry they do say flying is safer than driving if that makes u feel better.

Granted but u left your lunch at home and you forgot your wallet as well.

I wish I could retire by the sea.

[bawpotter]

1. I prepay for lunch, so not a big deal.

2. Granted, but your house keeps falling apart because of the waves.

[joyirene]

What's your wish?!

[bawpotter]

Oh Darn. Forgot that.

I wish that I had 5 million dollars!

[Hawaiianmomma]

Granted but you haven't paid taxes in 10 years so it's immediately garnished
I wish could eat a banana split

[Rachael98]

Granted but you haven't paid taxes in 10 years so it's immediately garnished
I wish could eat a banana split

Granted. However, you must cover it in every sauce the world has ever known before you can eat it...so it might have melted by then.

I wish I could play all the Story games.

[cityerror]

Granted. Your device unfortunately, doesn't have much disk space left to install all of them.

I wish I had some mcdonalds right now...

[bawpotter]

Granted, but the food is horrible because they are about to close and they take food out of the garbage.

I wish that I could have some banana bread now. (Actually, I have some in the oven)

[luckygirl101]

Granted, You fall asleep and burn it completely

I wish school didnt have to start so soon

[bawpotter]

Granted. Now school starts in February and ends in mid-December, so there is no summer break anymore.

[bawpotter]

Oh, sorry.

I wish that I had an iPad!

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but it gets stolen.

I wish I get the iPhone 5 when it comes out for free.

[bawpotter]

Granted, but it takes 15 years to come out.

I wish that it would stop raining.

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but now there's a drought.

I wish the games I started on the forum were as good as this one.

[Rachael98]

Granted but now there's a drought.

I wish the games I started on the forum were as good as this one.

Granted but GM shuts them down because they become inappropriate.

I wish these stupid rioters would go home and leave England's cities alone:mad:

[bawpotter]

As do I Rachael, as do I. I am headed to London on the 25.

I refuse to corrupt that wish, as I agree with it.

[bawpotter]

And I also don't really want to jink it...

[Rachael98]

As do I Rachael, as do I. I am headed to London on the 25.

I refuse to corrupt that wish, as I agree with it.

You be careful out there. London's OK-ish tonight. But there are other cities still rioting as we post. No one should corrupt that. I might have halted the game:o

[bawpotter]

Thanks. I am planning to stay inside the city, not downtown. Luckily, I am in New York where the only problem is the DOW. (At least it went up 412 points today!)

[Rachael98]

Thanks. I am planning to stay inside the city, not downtown. Luckily, I am in New York where the only problem is the DOW. (At least it went up 412 points today!)

Let's continue this through VM. Someone, of you dare, corrupt my wish.

[bawpotter]

Ya, good idea.

[sourlicorice2]

Granted the rioters have thankfully gone home and left Englands cities alone and now there are no more wishes to corrupt unless someone wants to start over.

[Rachael98]

Granted the rioters have thankfully gone home and left Englands cities alone and now there are no more wishes to corrupt unless someone wants to start over.

New wish:

I wish that I could go to sleep.

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but your neighbor is having a part & u can't sleep because of the loud music.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[bawpotter]

Granted, but you are fired for slacking off.

I wish that i could have a chipwhich!

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but it drips all over your new clean shirt.

I wish I would never catch a cold again.

[bawpotter]

I can't corrupt that, it too good!

New wish: I wish my camera would work!

[sourlicorice2]

Lol

Granted but then you leave it in a taxi cab never to be seen again.

I wish I wasn't stuck in traffic.

[Mogwai4111]

Granted. You're instead in an ice cream parlor sipping a milkshake, but then I come along and I drink your milkshake!


I wish I'd listened to every song every created.

[bigbux3]

Granted. You're instead in an ice cream parlor sipping a milkshake, but then I come along and I drink your milkshake!


I wish I'd listened to every song every created.

Granted. Soon your ears will fall off from too much music!

I wish I was the prettiest person in the world

[Mogwai4111]

Granted. No matter who you enter a relationship with, they do not live up to your standards physically, and you resent them for it.


I wish horrible things would happen to me all day tomorrow

[Hawaiianmomma]

Granted but you get too overwhelmed by the constant attention and vow a life of solitude
I wish my IPad was a little larger

[Hawaiianmomma]

Oops Mogs was answering bigbux

[Hawaiianmomma]

not granted my wand brokelol

[bawpotter]

Granted, but now it breaks and Apple won't fix it because they don't think it is an iPad.


I wish that I could have some wafles for breakfast!

[MrsShrek]

Granted, but the syrup was so sticky, you are now stuck to your chair.

I wish the girl gnome I just got was a boy. ;-)

[MrsShrek]

Just kidding, love the gnome of all sexes, but couldn't think of anything else to wish for.

[bawpotter]

Granted, but now the gnome is mad and won't move where you want him to.

I wish that the update would come out now!

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but all the new stuff costs city cash/ gems etc.

I wish hotel beds were more comfortable.

[shakiba]

Granted, but you ended up sleeping with your parents

i wish i can purchase an itunes card right now

[cltucker0]

Granted, but you ended up sleeping with your parents

i wish i can purchase an itunes card right now
Granted. But someone stole ur identity when u used your credit card to purchase it and they bought as many itunes cards as your credit would allow and now ur broke.
I wish all the homeless cats and dogs had happy homes.

[bawpotter]

Granted, but now all the cats ran away because they are lame cats

I wish that it won't rain tomorrow.

[Mogwai4111]

Granted, It won't rain, in fact it's going to be so sunny that you're going to need to go to an ice cream parlor and drink a milkshake, but then I come along and I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

I wish I had a milkshake right NOW

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but it tastes like dirty feet.

I wish I didn't have to wait in long line ups.

[cityerror]

Granted. You just have to be an early bird.

I wish my wishes can't be corrupted.

[silver_dew]

Granted. But now you are unable to wish for anything.

I wish I could go to Seychelles again.

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but there's a typhoon, nobody dies but it ruins your trip.

I wish I wouldn't get harrased by people trying to sell stuff while sitting on the beach.

[sterlingempire]

Granted. They dont harass you, they bug you till you leave ( Which is supposedly worse ) .

[sterlingempire]

I wish I could bring back my lost aunt. :(

[bawpotter]

Granted, but now you have horrible migraines everyday because you did such an amazing thing.

I wish that I wasn't so sore! (I played basketball for an hour and swam 100 laps in the pool. You understand my arms' pain.)

[ladyj0y]

I wish GEMs XDD

[sourlicorice2]

Granted, but now you have horrible migraines everyday because you did such an amazing thing.

I wish that I wasn't so sore! (I played basketball for an hour and swam 100 laps in the pool. You understand my arms' pain.)


Granted but the pain was transferred to some stranger on the street (sry couldn't think of a better response)

I wish I could stay one more day at the beach.

[shakiba]

Granted, but then it rains on your last day at the beach

I wish i can a milkshake right now :)

[roxabelle]

Your wish is granted! You now have an enormous milkshake! ...but the milkshake tastes like cheesy feet and rotten eggs and you HAVE to drink it, muhahahahaha!

I wish I was the most beautiful person in the world.

[Hawaiianmomma]

Your wish is granted! You now have an enormous milkshake! ...but the milkshake tastes like cheesy feet and rotten eggs and you HAVE to drink it, muhahahahaha!

I wish I was the most beautiful person in the world.

Granted You Recieve So Many Gems Of All Sorts And Have To Donate Some To The Smithsonian And All The Other Museums Around The World

Granted But Now Because Of Your Beautiful Nature You Have To Help Everyone Around The WorldDay And Night

I wish I go swimming

[Hawaiianmomma]

First granted Wish belongs to Lady Joy

[roxabelle]

I wish I go swimming

You go swimming in a beautiful blue lagoon...

...and you get eaten by a shark.


I wish for world peace!

[bawpotter]

Granted but the pain was transferred to some stranger on the street (sry couldn't think of a better response)

Nice! That works for me.

Can't corrupt the world peace wish though.

[sourlicorice2]

You go swimming in a beautiful blue lagoon...

...and you get eaten by a shark.


I wish for world peace!



Granted but now we have to start this game with a new wish.

I wish I didn't have a big nose.

[silver_dew]

Granted. Now your nose is very long .

I wish every day was a Sunday :)

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but now your broke from not having to work.

I wish I was roasting marshmallows on a fire while camping.

[roxabelle]

Granted, but your tent catches fire, and just to make matters worse, while you're busy putting the fire out, a bear eats all your marshmallows. And then he eats you. The end.

I wish I could fly!

[bawpotter]

Granted, but the bear was still hungry so he then ate you.;)

I wish that I could have some Marble Pound Cake!:p

[roxabelle]

Granted, you have some marble pound cake, but every time you take a bite it tastes like soap.

I wish I owned Disneyland!

[bawpotter]

Granted, but you realise that that you could have gotten Disney World for 1/10 of the price of Disneyland!

I wish I had an Airbus A-380...:dreamy look:

[roxabelle]

Granted! You are now the proud owner of an airbus A380! But it comes in kit form and you have no idea how to build it.

I wish I had my own tropical island...

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but the water surrounding it is filled with hungry great whit sharks.

I wish I knew how to scuba dive.

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but the water surrounding it is filled with hungry great whit sharks.

I wish I knew how to scuba dive.

sry great white sharks

[roxabelle]

Granted! You now know everything there is to know about how to scuba diving! Only problem is, you've developed a phobia of water so you're too afraid to go!

I wish I was bilingual

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but your pronunciation is so bad nobody can understand you.

I wish I PMS never existed.

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but your pronunciation is so bad nobody can understand you.

I wish I PMS never existed.

Sry I wish PMS never existed.

[roxabelle]

Granted! PMS no longer exists. Instead you suffer from TCPS*, which lasts for three weeks out of every month.
*TCPS = Total Crazy Psycho Syndrome, and it's MUCH worse!

I wish everything I tried on looked great on me!

[crystalrayn3]

Granted you never look in a mirror

I wish I could clean my house with a snap of my fingers

[roxabelle]

Granted! Mary Poppins sues your a*s, and just to be extra mean she breaks your fingers.

I wish I could bake amazing cakes...

[joyirene]

Granted, but the only look amazing! No one will eat them!

I wish it were Halloween already.

[draggiesfire]

Your wish is granted now you need to see a dentist
cuz a piece of candy broke your tooth

I wish I could travel the world

[joyirene]

Granted, but you can't get out of the airplane.

I wish I had a new car.

[silver_dew]

Granted, but your passport has expired and the authorities refuse to renew it!

I wish this rain would stop !

[joyirene]

Granted, but now there is a drought.

I wish it weren't so late.

[myweedpatch]

Granted, but now your in a blinding blizzard.

I wish I was a super model.

[joyirene]

Granted, but you can never eat again.

I wish I would actually GO to the gym.

[myweedpatch]

Granted, but now you worked out so much, your muscles are bulging and you can put down your arms.

I wish I had a pedicure.

[myweedpatch]

Oops!

Granted. But you worked out so much that your muscles are bulging and you cant put your arms down.

I still wish I had a pedicure.

[joyirene]

Granted, but the lady cut your toenails too short and now they really hurt!

I wish my hair was back to my natural color.

[bawpotter]

Granted, but it is now 10 feet long and you can't cut it.

I wish that the East Coast will be okay...

[joyirene]

Granted, everyone will just lose power, but no damage will be done.

I wish hurricane Irene did have part of my username in it.

[shakiba]

Um isnt in already? xD Were you being sarcastic?

[joyirene]

Lol I meant to say didn't****

[bawpotter]

Granted, but now your username is annoyingthing.

I wish that I could have a bottle of water.

[joyirene]

Granted, but it's a bottle of tap water

I wish I Had perfect vision

[sterlingempire]

Granted. You go to the mall and see every detail of the ugly faces there.

[sterlingempire]

I wish I could play the Piano perfectly

[joyirene]

Granted, but then you get carpel tunnel and it hurts to play.

I wish there was a good movie to watch on Tv.

[Rachael98]

I wish I could play the Piano perfectly

So do I...but even some at the EIF can't play absolutely perfectly. Near perfect...

Granted, but then you get carpel tunnel and it hurts to play.

That's sooo mean!


I wish there was a good movie to watch on Tv.

Granted, but your TV's broken so you can't watch it.

[joyirene]

Rachael you forgot to make a wish!!!

I wish rachael made a wish.

[roxabelle]

I wish rachael made a wish.

Rachael made a wish. She wished you would never be able to make a wish again!


I wish that whenever I drew a picture it would come to life!

[joyirene]

Granted, but they won't leave you alone and you can't erase them! Then they start drawing pictures too, and they're everywhere!

I wish I were creative.

[JennyWuzHere]

Wish Granted!
But now, you are forced to work for people creating sculptures and paintings.

I wish I was a chef!

[sterlingempire]

Granted. You are the worst chef ever.

[sterlingempire]

I wish I had unlimited gems like gobblies does

[joyirene]

Granted, but TL found out what you spent and now you owe them thousands of dollars.

I wish I had 1,000 posts.

[JennyWuzHere]

Wish granted, but now everyone hates you!

I wish I wasn't JennyWuzHere :p

[joyirene]

Granted, but now you're 038261 and have no good username

I wish I was JennyWuzHere!

[JennyWuzHere]

Lol. Granted, but now you only have like 600 posts! Haha
I wish I was joyirene!

[joyirene]

Granted, but now you have to watch jersey shore.

I wish I didn't have a headache

[JennyWuzHere]

Granted, but now you have a stomach-ache.
(you probably had the headache from watching Jersey Shore.
I wish I was famous

[joyirene]

Granted, but you're famous for being a criminal and sent to jail.

I wish I had a good driving record.

[JennyWuzHere]

Granted, but somehow the government has found your BAD driving record.
I wish I had a convertible!

[shakiba]

Granted, but then you get an accident with it and it broke into pieces.
i wish i can go to th mall now.

[joyirene]

Granted, but it's closed due to a hurricane.

I wish my fish weren't sick.

[Rachael98]

Granted, but it's closed due to a hurricane.

I wish my fish weren't sick.

Granted; they're dead instead.

[Rachael98]

Granted; they're dead instead.

And I wish I could stay awake all night.

[joyirene]

Now I'm sad because 5 of them died this week and only 4 are left :(

Granted, but you'll sleep all day.

I wish the pet store was open so I could get ich treatment.

[bawpotter]

Granted, but it costs an arm and a leg.

I wish that I could own an Airbus A380. (Google Images on this one)

[joyirene]

Granted, but you fail your pilots test and aren't allowed to fly it.

I wish hangovers didn't exist.

[sourlicorice2]

Granted the term hangover is now changed to hangbelow

I wish I had come up with a better wish grant.

[nmishii]

Granted, but you only had one wish left and you can't have your better wish granted.

I wish I was at home now.

[bobbyrae]

Granted, but you have to go back to work for anther 8 hours.

I wish i were on a beach

[joyirene]

Granted, but there are tons of bugs and you get sunburn!

I wish summer wasn't ending.

[nmishii]

Granted, but the weather for the rest of the summer will be 110+ degrees and humid.

I wish I were on vacation.

[bobbyrae]

Granted! But it rains the entire time and you never leave your dump of a hotel.

I wish I could fly!

[joyirene]

Granted, but you fly too high and are sucked into space.

I wish I weighed 100 lbs!

[nmishii]

Granted, but that's your weight on the moon. You weigh 600 pounds on Earth.

I wish I could go to the moon.

[shakiba]

Granted, but then you lost oxygen in your tank and you die.
I wish i can chew some spearmint gum now. (not really)

[JennyWuzHere]

Granted, but the gum was already chewed on. (eww)

I wish I could count to 1,000,000

[nmishii]

Granted, but each time you count a number you have to donate $1 to charity.

I wish I was eating ice cream right now

[bobbyrae]

Granted, but the gum was already chewed on. (eww)

I wish I could count to 1,000,000 eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! lol

Granted but it takes you 99 years because you keep losing track of where you reach!

I wish I could hike Mount Everest.

[bobbyrae]

Granted, but each time you count a number you have to donate $1 to charity.

I wish I was eating ice cream right now

oops! Too slow.

Granted but you find a frozen cockroach at the bottom of the bowl.
I wish I had a million wishes!

[nmishii]

Granted, but you can only make one wish every 100 years.

I wish I had a new computer

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but now u can't get back down.

I wish I could go bungy jumping again.

[sourlicorice2]

Granted, but you can only make one wish every 100 years.

I wish I had a new computer

Sry replied to wrong post again


Granted but it's super slow

I wish I could go bungy jumping again.

[nmishii]

Granted, but your harness detaches from the bunjee rope as you are going up, and you crash down head first into the ground and die

I wish I was sitting on a beach in Maui sipping a pina colada

[sourlicorice2]

Granted but one of the volcanoes erupt and ruins your day.

I wish I was snorkeling in the Carribean,

[munchiez11]

Granted. But as you are viewing the fishies, one of them jumps into your breathing tube and you swallow it.

I wish I had my own successful business.

[nmishii]

Granted. But then you lose all your customers and go out of business because you charge exorbitant prices for your goods, refuse to refund your customers, force your customers into wasting your goods so they'd buy more, and fail to respond to customer support issues.

I wish I was eating dinner at a nice restaurant right now rather than being at work.

[joyirene]

Lol nice one!!! Granted, but your food comes out cold and the waiter spills your drink all over you.

I wish I could eat anything and not gain weight!

[sourlicorice2]

Granted because you were just fired and have lots of free time to go out to eat.

I wish I could teleport. So I could visit any place in the world without having to take long plane rides.