Caption Contest #1 - 8/2/2011

[GroupMagma]

First round -- this time, it's just in the forums!

Come up with the best caption to this picture by 6:00 PM PDT tonight. Winner will be chosen tonight, and will get 50 Gems/CC!

Best of luck!

http://i1083.photobucket.com/albums/j386/Bodacious1966/a46d18ad.jpg

[bawpotter]

What the police think about in the early morning...

[ariesblu]

Well of course we can explain! We need coffee and donuts - err it's a necessity to have sustenance to maintain control of the city... No further questions.

[Phthon]

Law Enforcement Utopia

[munchiez11]

And Joe wonders why he can't lose his muffin top...

[LanokaHarbor]

POLICEMAN: "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
OFFENDER: "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

[cubbish]

We're surrounded - by deliciousness!

[MysticOrchid]

Welcome to*Springfield, home of The Simpsons!

[talyon]

 I say I'm sure glad we all voted for that new Zoning Commisioner! Now let's get out there and be safe.

[kooky panda]

"Police Motto" ....Arrest them, dunk them and sober them Up!!

[nananess]

A good day starts with a Policeman Breakfast!

[lillytruong]

If you're ever looking for the police station look in between a big cupcake and coffee cup.

[muzichick]

The police car never moves, which is part of the city's debt reduction policy.

[aamalakram]

When the Police Officer asks you,
"Have you been drinking? Your eyes are red."
Don't reply, "Have you been eating donuts,? Your eyes are glazed."

[roxyluv00]

police now targeting donuts

[sehana]

here is my attempt... (Symbiotic Relationship) <Gems in Zoo if I happen to win :)>
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-TA8cwtGUyjw/TjhqwVvznvI/AAAAAAAAApE/EEwmWj6BoKM/copsdonutscoffee_rsw700px_symbiotic2_rs.jpg

[gail66]

cops siting in car chatting . well the city is now free from crime do you fancy going to that restaurant in the next neighbour hood they have a new Internet cafe bar why sure boss I will be able to see what discussions are going on at team lava .

[Leire22]

Work at police now, and u never will be hungry or thirsty. We care best about u :)

[LanokaHarbor]

City Story Police Department?
CSPD: Coffee, Sugar, Powdered Donut

[munchiez11]

City Story Police Department?
CSPD: Coffee, Sugar, Powdered Donut

hahahahaha!

[sissy8]

who ****ed JR??????:rolleyes:

[popgunsmom]

Caught!...between a rock and a hard place.

[mystery_gurl]

The recession is over and crime is at an all time low at least on this block - the neighborhood shops have frequent customers and the cops are well taken care of.

[Deebow]

Location, location, location.

[filo66]

Winner of the Al Gore 2011 carbon emissions reduction prize.

[Mogwai4111]

You'd think that being next door to a police station would prevent over night break-ins, but not when you're a donut shop!

[happyapples11]

Lads, we have a tough job. Surrounded by coffe and doughnuts and not a civilian in sight.

[kyliesierra]

Coffee and Dougnuts and cops bestfriend no wonder they bulit them all on the same block.!

[KaYkAy82]

Fellow Officers! No need to drive a half mile to get donuts no more... For are bestfriends moved in next door!! :D

[bumaia]

What's sad is the bookstore across the street owns the coffee and doughnut shops and meant to build the perfect caf?....I guess you can't win with the police.

[mattdiner]

http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g467/PicsRS/Caption1.jpg

[flora_rific]

City story triple threat

[sterlingempire]

Fightin crime, Fightin crime, all day long, fightin crime -- oh look! my doughtnuts are ready! WITH COFFEE! :p

[lakim]

the cops are never far from the places they love to have

[jayfirefly]

Mine as well put a tunnel connecting the police station to the coffee shops, then they wouldn't even need to go outside!

[divinedessert]

Old habits die hard.

[Snookerdiddle]

Dunk'm, Drink'm, && Save'm is the regular day for an officer...all to wake up && do it again!

[vunnysmom]

Coffee, check. Donuts, check. Suspect, ch.. uh Sarge, I think we forgot something...

[seriesfreak]

For the better police service!! Call 911 for coffee and donuts delivery *ups*

[panda1984]

POLICE COMMISSIONER... "We are just protecting our interests"

[redgirl166]

That's why Chief Wiggum is so Fat! :)

[tiff2107]

My caption is.....

Dunk'm Donuts: where the po-po are.

[Bubblesrocks247]

"Humm should i have donuts or coffee??The Question all police officers ask them selfs!!"

[casadolce]

"Through a strategic relocation, the local PD has reduced its fuel consumption and carbon footprint by a whooping 90%."

My Storm ID: CasaDolce

Gems to Fashion Story please (*Wishful thinking*)

[greygull]

Advertisement in the local paper : "Come on down to Cuppa Joe's and Don's Donut Shop - safest places in town! Bring the kids, plenty of grassy hills to roll down!"

[celshark]

So it's true! There IS a place where even Starbucks cannot reach! Oh wait, there's an update...

[silver_dew]

After a Crime busting , hectic day
The policemen relax with doughnuts and a cafe latte
That makes them happy and it should
Because they give you a safe neighborhood ! :)

[tinyteaspoon]

"To protect and serve our community... donuts and coffee."

:P

[guiltfree]

Recession? What recession ??? " bullet proof businesses"
Bakery please

[silver_dew]

The safest place to be..?
Where u get doughnuts and coffee !!

[SligoWindsor]

How the hell did we wind up in patrol in broccoli town? At least the coffee is good!

[luckygirl101]

Veni, Vidi, Vici - I came, I saw, I CONQUERED!
(restaurant :))

[love_hate14]

Now I really see what it's like to be a policewoman ... 

[luke2015]

Walk five feet to the left, donuts. Five to the right, coffee. We're too large to walk both. We'll drive.

[geluve]

http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd455/Geluve/city.jpg
rs if i win hehe

[geluve]

ooohhh darn!! i mean ?on my account?:mad:

[bigbux3]

Kelvin City

Kelvinites, Kelvanians, Kelvings

What ever you call them, they still live in the best City!

http://i55.tinypic.com/30simw5.jpg

[dong_ling_lok]

What a nice and peaceful city with a police station, and surrounding with coffee and donuts

[fashionbuildsconfidence]

Saving tax payers money, no need to drive for donuts and coffee!

[sophiacml]

Officer Lightman: Not donuts & coffee again this morning?

[jackroc]

News Caster: Well, thanks to the new coffe and dougnut shops surrounding the downtown police station, crime in the city dissaperead almost over night, as our justice system now runs on the worlds largest sugar rush!

[carollwee]

Police officer love to eat donut together with a perfect cup of coffee. What a perfect match with a perfect day

[missnicecutie]

http://i1237.photobucket.com/albums/ff475/missnicecutie/Presentacin1d.jpg

[bakeryswagger]

Police Manifesto XD

[meljae273]

It's official! Your now an officer of the law! Welcome to your police graduation! Dont forget to take photo's for the grandkids!

[geluve]

Chief Officer: Calling ALL police patrol, come back to the station inmediately, it is Homer Simpson heading from the south avenue!!

IDK if more than one caption is allowed, if not, just to share with u LOL......

[hippoberry]

" ... and here on this street we observe Pleasantville's greatest paradox: What one came first, the cop or the donut ? "

[ladyj0y]

Chieff Wiggum: "This is the Best PoliceStation EVER"

[mercedez85]

The police station had to be between donut and coffee store since there are a lot of fight coming from fierce competition
So they've arrested fighter but there was not enough space to keep fighter.
Secretly, the book store has been used as jail in the town haha
for world peace!! :)

[Myteardrops]

New Bail Policy: Donuts and Coffee are now accepted


ID: Myteardrops
If I win, please direct the gems to my bakery. Thank you =]

[vvilliamm]

i think crime is pretty high in this city..

[vvilliamm]

Hmm this looks familar...

http://www.humorhound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dunkin-donuts-next-to-police-station.jpg

[Bubblesrocks247]

If I win Bakery pleases.sorry forgot to add that

[zoroak]

The patrol car that's always staking out the station...

[corinneb1]

The only thing missing is Homer Simpson

[myweedpatch]

My : myweedpatch

"  Academy 101: essential tools of the trade..."

[Lanas]

We are here for you

Opening Hours:

Monday to Friday
08:00 am to 06:00 pm

Daily Morning Break*
08:00 am to 11:00 am

Daily Lunch Break*
11:30 am to 03:00 pm

Your friend and helper - Police Department in St. Game City

*Closed during breaks

[missnicecutie]

http://i1237.photobucket.com/albums/ff475/missnicecutie/Presentacin1d-1.jpg

[thekoalaidentity]

Um, it didn't say anything about writin only one caption, so here's two. :D

Hold it right there! Surrender your weapons- and put the donut down gently!

TeamLava's Police Officers: the best of the best, trained by the finest, with nerves of steel, and will do whatever it takes to protect the people- with a soft spot for donuts. ;)

[brightorange]

Now we know why the police always came AFTER the bad guy defeated by the superheroes...

[brightorange]

I'll try another one : :p

"the best police station in the world" because every single policemen and women will stay awake and guard the city all...night...long...

[myweedpatch]

: "...Hey Sam, Be a pal, Do i have *doughnut glaze in my mustache?..."

[myweedpatch]

: "...Hey Joe! Turn on that siren and call the boys in. *A new batch of donuts is ready..."

[myweedpatch]

: "so, recruits...remember, you may not have a choice...for example, if someone grabs your donut..."

[myweedpatch]

: "...Sir, do you know why I stopped you?..."
: "...uh, you could smell the donut I just bought?..."

[cakesJordanEz]

Police officer: stop right there donut thief! (Stuns with tazer)
Thief: Ow! Joe what did you do that for!
Police officer: is that you Bob? Sorry I thought you were trying to steal the donuts!
Officer Bob,(Thief): well there's only one thing left to do!
Police officer: what is that?
Officer Bob,(Thief): eat and drink up all the evidence, so we don't get caught! 

ID: cakesJordanEz
If I win, ( I'm not saying I'm going to) please credit gems to RS if you can! If you can't then to Bakery Story!

[jaid666]

"Serving the community because it serves us! Eliminating Doughnut and Coffee thievery since 1892"

[JoJosBakersDelite]

I thought this contest ended at 6:00 last night but since there are still posts.....

Visit our lovely city where our law enforcement officers are concerned for and protect our local businesses!

[kooky panda]

I thought this contest ended at 6:00 last night but since there are still posts.....

Visit our lovely city where our law enforcement officers are concerned for and protect our local businesses!
probably being extended due to servers go on and off last night. I know facebook was flooded with concerns of losing, water, food, etc. but alot of concerns about not being able to enter the contest..lol

[jaid666]

Is it already closed?
I'm on Pacific Time and it's only 11:03 AM August second here, and yesterday I could have sworn this wasn't posted till sometime after 9:00pm...

[JoJosBakersDelite]

Is it already closed?
I'm on Pacific Time and it's only 11:03 AM August second here, and yesterday I could have sworn this wasn't posted till sometime after 9:00pm...

I'm Pacific Time too and it is 11:20 am on August 3rd. :) It was posted yesterday about 1:00 or so and gave 6:00 as cut off. But as kooky stated probably extended because of maintainence yesterday. That started for me about 4:00 and I couldn't get on to the forums for awhile. Thanks for extending the contest!!! :)

[gabo84]

It's 7:00 am, do you know where your cops are?

[myweedpatch]

: "...I'd like you to meet my new partners...Dunk'm and Coffee-Joe..."

[GroupMagma]

The police car never moves, which is part of the city's debt reduction policy.

Winner! (The Al Gore one was funny too, but this gets the edge since it was posted first).

There were actually a lot of really funny ones... can't wait for today's Caption! It'll be posted on Facebook, so be sure to Like our pages to be prepared. :)

Edit: Also muzichick, I need to know what game to add your Gems/CC to. :)

[LanokaHarbor]

Congrats!!

[muzichick]

Winner! (The Al Gore one was funny too, but this gets the edge since it was posted first).

There were actually a lot of really funny ones... can't wait for today's Caption! It'll be posted on Facebook, so be sure to Like our pages to be prepared. :)

Edit: Also muzichick, I need to know what game to add your Gems/CC to. :)

Yay! Into my bakery please!

(I didn't think I was nearly the funniest though).

[muzichick]

Hello Sonic Oven, here I come!

[kooky panda]

Hello Sonic Oven, here I come!
yeah that will be great purchase!!! Happy dance for muzichick!!!!

[GroupMagma]

Hello Sonic Oven, here I come!

Added! If you guys want some awesome appliances of your own, check out the second round, now on RS' Facebook page!