Very punny!

[mattdiner]

This forum seems to like puns. I'm not to good at them myself.

Now excuse me as I go back to my bakery to make some cinnamon puns. :p

[Mogwai4111]

Ooh.. I get it. It's an irony thread disguised as a pun thread!

[mattdiner]

Ooh.. I get it. It's an irony thread disguised as a pun thread!

It's open ended as both.

[kooky panda]

Oh no kooky farm is in a panic I bought the gems and got my free collie dog but he disappeared!!!

I spilled spot remover on him.:rolleyes:

[mattdiner]

Does your feet run and your nose smell?
or
Does your nose run and your feet smell?

[kooky panda]

I really want a camel with no humps added to Zoo Story....

I think I will call him Humphrey....

[kooky panda]

Hey I heard that Sissys farm has been redesigned with her new peacocks help. It looks great because her
Peacock is really into De tail.

[hectorloch]

It's open ended as both.

I half understand that :)

[Mogwai4111]

I half understand that :)

That's half more than I ;)

[Rachael98]

Guys, stop the cheesy puns; I cammenbare them:p:D!

[GroupMagma]

Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

[LanokaHarbor]

Cantalope: The favorite fruit of the two lovers who can't get married.

[dragonfruit39]

I don't know any ! Lol ............ Hi .................

[linda_xxx]

I can never remember how to throw a boomerang, but it always comes back to me :cool:

[gobblies]

Hmm... Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? Hes alright now. ;)

[LanokaHarbor]

Hmm... Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? Hes alright now. ;)

Hahahahahhaha!

[gobblies]

Its a good one!

[hectorloch]

I knew a Professor who lost all his Faculties.

[gobblies]

Lol.... :p

[talyon]

This thread is making me as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

[gobblies]

lol- walcome back talyon!

[cakesJordanEz]

I can never remember how to throw a boomerang, but it always comes back to me :cool:

You made a punny! A very good one!

[cakesJordanEz]

I'm not very good at puns just like mattdiner, but I'll try!

Are you unlucky to be fortunate
Or are you unfortunate to be lucky?

Do you find trouble
Or does trouble find you?
Lol 

[xokay]

England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it has a Liverpool. ;)

[talyon]

Q. What do u call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of a door?
A. Matt.

[xcellent]

Hahahaha! Very nice thread... Cant help laughing all the time im reading this!

English is a crazy language!
egg in the eggplant?
A ham in the hamburger?
And i havent seen anyone complain of missing nose when they have a running nose! Looool

[LanokaHarbor]

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

[talyon]

Q. Why did the Golfer bring 2 sets of pants with him to the Golf Course?
A. Just in case he got a hole in one.

[LanokaHarbor]

The dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

[kooky panda]

You can tame a bear with a donut....just make sure it is not a bearclaw

[cakesJordanEz]

You can tame a bear with a donut....just make sure it is not a bearclaw

For some reason I just knew you were going to say that!
Q. What do you diagnose a sick stinging insect with bumps on it?
A. A case of the Bee-hives
lol sometimes I crack my myself up, but I'm always able to keep it together!! :)

[cast1532]

To many girls the word "marriage" has a nice ring to it.

[cakesJordanEz]

To many girls the word "marriage" has a nice ring to it.

That one was really punny! I cracked up again, I tried to fix it, but there is still one there, I think you know what I mean! 

I'm almost at 100 posts!
Soon, I'll be a senior member!!

[desertfarmer]

Bery punny! Loool!

Meeting of James bond and a chicken:

JB: hello! Im Bond........ James Bond!
Chicken: hi! Im Ken..... ChicKen!

[desertfarmer]

To many girls the word "marriage" has a nice ring to it.

The second ring comes after a while....... SuffeRing! ;-)......... Lool!

[Rachael98]

The second ring comes after a while....... SuffeRing! ;-)......... Lool!

Hahaha! Love that one...too true...or too rings? Maybe two rings? Oh...:confused:...whomever said that English was a crazy language was right:D. But I love it really.

PS: I do know that it is really "two rings" in case anyone is severely concerned:p

[bawpotter]

I think I am getting rid of 1/3 of my window. Now it is just...

Ahhhh! Why are my papers blowing away?!

[Rachael98]

I think I am getting rid of 1/3 of my window. Now it is just...

Ahhhh! Why are my papers blowing away?!

Ooh, I've no idea:p.
Speaking of windows, just before Christmas I got back home and found all of the windows forced open...everything was gone:(!
I mean, who does that to an Advent Calendar?!

[cakesJordanEz]

Did ya hear about the joke with the elderly man and the nursing home? No? Well I guess that joke was getting old anyways! lol 

[sterlingempire]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

[Superyalda]

This thread is fraying my nerves!

[sterlingempire]

Keep this thread alive !!!

[xcellent]

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught?

:-b :D

[sterlingempire]

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

Let's talk about rights and lefts. You're right so I left.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.