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cityerror
04-24-11, 03:10 PM
Anyone played this before? Well if you haven't, here's how it goes:

One person begins the sentence
(example: One day, Bob was crossing the street)

The next person must continue the sentence with an unfortunate event
(example: Unfortunately, he got ran over by a car)

Then the third person contribute something fortunate to the last sentence.
(example: Fortunately, someone called the ambulance)

The fourth person will then contribute something unfortunate
(example: Unfortunately, he got ran over by another incoming car)

and so on..


I'll start. One day, Bob decided to go for a nice swim at the public pool.

TheFluffySlipper
04-24-11, 03:33 PM
Unfortunately he forgot his swimmers.

Rachael98
04-24-11, 04:11 PM
But fortunately a kindly old grandpa lent him his...

sophiacml
04-24-11, 05:10 PM
Unfortunately, isn't fit his size.

Hello288
04-24-11, 05:53 PM
Fortunately, another person lent him swimmers.

TheFluffySlipper
04-24-11, 06:01 PM
Fortunately, another person lent him swimmers.

Unfortunately they had a hole in them and there was no one else there to lend him anymore.



:p

cityerror
04-24-11, 06:16 PM
Fortunately, he stole a pair from the lost and found XD

sehana
04-24-11, 09:38 PM
Unfortunately, the pair had a really bad smell.

Mogwai4111
04-24-11, 10:05 PM
Fortunately they were black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow

talyon
04-25-11, 05:05 AM
Unfortunately they were Speedos

Rachael98
04-25-11, 05:05 AM
Fortunately they were black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow

Unfortunately, this meant that the lifeguard who was on duty and was the rightful owner noticed the bright colours and yelled at poor Bob...

Hey, this is a really fun game!

Hello288
04-25-11, 07:02 AM
Fortunately, his friend was there and let him borrow his pair because there were two pairs

TheFluffySlipper
04-25-11, 04:49 PM
Unfortunately, after all this time spent searching for swimmers, the pool closed and Bob had to leave.

cityerror
04-25-11, 05:03 PM
Fortunately, the mall was still opened! So he decided to to look for a pair of new sneakers

sophiacml
04-25-11, 05:24 PM
Unfortunately, he dropped his wallet & can't shop for anything.

talyon
04-25-11, 06:47 PM
Fortunately he ran into his buddy Kirk from work and borrowed 20 bucks.

TheFluffySlipper
04-26-11, 12:21 AM
Unfortunately Kirk was under investigation for counterfeiting and Bob was arrested as soon as he went to use the money.

colagummi
04-26-11, 12:36 AM
Fortunately the cop that arrested Bob Was his friend Sam.

Mogwai4111
04-26-11, 06:33 AM
Unfortunatly Sam liked Bob's wife so he got the judge to sentance Bob to death row, where the prison uniforms are black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow.

sophiacml
04-26-11, 07:41 AM
Fortunately, Bob met Prison Break Michael Scoffield to help him escape from the prison!

chvchv
04-26-11, 08:56 AM
Unfortunately Michael's plan was completely outdated and they wound up in the prison's mine field.

justshasha
04-26-11, 09:17 AM
Fortunately, Bob watched a lot of MacGyver as a child as was able to work his way safely through the mine field to a nearby park, using the dental floss and stick of gum he had in his pocket :)

Rachael98
04-26-11, 09:19 AM
Fortunately, Bob watched a lot of MacGyver as a child as was able to cleverly work his way through the mine field with the dental floss and stick of gum he had in his pocket :)

Unfortunately, outside, they were faced with a load of cops: someone had raised the alarm!

chvchv
04-26-11, 09:33 AM
Fortunately a UFO was passing by and saved Bob and Michael with their flying saucer.

sophiacml
04-26-11, 09:35 AM
Unfortunately, the UFO crashed & exploded!
Fortunately a UFO was passing by and saved Bob and Michael with their flying saucer.

This is really really fun.

Mogwai4111
04-26-11, 09:38 AM
Fortunatly, the pilots of the UFO, 2 black and yellow aliens named 'Black' and 'Yellow' survived

justshasha
04-26-11, 09:48 AM
Fortunatly, the pilots of the UFO, 2 black and yellow aliens named 'Black' and 'Yellow' survived

Unfortunately, Black and Yellow were stuck in the middle of nowhere, without any money and unable to speak the language

Mogwai4111
04-26-11, 09:57 AM
Fortunatly, many illegal aliens before Black and Yellow have snuck into the US without money or the language and were able to make a living.

talyon
04-26-11, 12:14 PM
Unfortunately boarder patrol showed up and called in the FBI who then took black, and yellow to Area 54.

Rachael98
04-26-11, 12:59 PM
Unfortunately boarder patrol showed up and called in the FBI who then took black, and yellow to Area 54.

Fortunately, Black and Yellow were, of course, aliens so they had special powers.

chvchv
04-26-11, 06:21 PM
Unfortunately these powers were only useful in gay bars on this planet.

talyon
04-26-11, 07:17 PM
Fortunately Zulu from Star Trek entered the scene and used his transporter to send them all...?

colagummi
04-27-11, 02:31 AM
Unfortunately right back to the jail cell that now was occupied by a big, bald inmate whose favorite colors are black and yellow

Rachael98
04-27-11, 08:34 AM
Unfortunately right back to the jail cell that now was occupied by a big, bald inmate whose favorite colors are black and yellow

Fortunately, at that moment, the man suddenly died. With some lockpicks on his pocket.

Rachael98
04-27-11, 08:34 AM
Fortunately, at that moment, the man suddenly died. With some lockpicks on his pocket.

Sorry, in his pocket...[unfortunately, Rachael98 can't spell!]

talyon
04-27-11, 08:58 AM
Unfortunately it was Zulu who found the picks in his pocket, but they weren't picks they turned out to be a file in which Zulu used to open the back window and they all escaped and went to the nearest mall where they ran into a very old friend.

Rachael98
04-27-11, 09:30 AM
Unfortunately it was Zulu who found the picks in his pocket, but they weren't picks they turned out to be a file in which Zulu used to open the back window and they all escaped and went to the nearest mall where they ran into a very old friend.

Unfortnately, he betrayed them and he ended up in the back of the cop car.

chvchv
04-27-11, 09:51 AM
Fortunately the cop was a very good old friend and set them all free at the next intersection.

sehana
04-27-11, 11:08 AM
Too Funny!!

Unfortunately Black and Yellow were hit by a truck going 80mph who in the drivers seat was a previous landed alien named Orange who was drunk off of alien Judo Juice.

Rachael98
04-27-11, 01:11 PM
Too Funny!!

Unfortunately Black and Yellow were hit by a truck going 80mph who in the drivers seat was a previous landed alien named Orange who was drunk off of alien Judo Juice.

Fortunately, Orange knew a secret.

talyon
04-27-11, 02:05 PM
Unfortunately Orange couldn't keep this secret and told it too a beautiful woman who happened to walk by.

colagummi
04-27-11, 06:42 PM
Fortunately the woman was friendly and was willingto give Orange a really big squeeze.

chvchv
04-27-11, 06:54 PM
Unfortunately Orange actually is a living orange and the big squeeze drained him from all of his (bloody) orange juice.

talyon
04-27-11, 07:15 PM
Fortunately the juice the beautiful woman and she now became Orange who then preceded to keep her secret from getting into enemy hands.

Rachael98
04-28-11, 02:44 PM
Fortunately the juice the beautiful woman and she now became Orange who then preceded to keep her secret from getting into enemy hands.

Unfortunately, it did anyway.

chvchv
04-29-11, 09:21 AM
Fortunately the secret info was not important anymore and so nobody was harmed in any which way.

Rachael98
04-29-11, 04:26 PM
Fortunately the secret info was not important anymore and so nobody was harmed in any which way.

Unfortunately, 'nobody' was the American President!

chvchv
04-29-11, 05:39 PM
Fortunately an anonymous sniper was found who offer "to take care of the problem".

sehana
04-29-11, 05:48 PM
Unfortunately the sniper fell into a manhole that was left uncovered and no ladder to get back out.

talyon
04-29-11, 06:36 PM
Fortunately the sniper had some rope in her pocket and preceded to climb out of the sewer.

chvchv
04-29-11, 09:35 PM
Unfortunately right before she managed to climb out of the sewer, the rope ripped apart and she fell back into the hole.

colagummi
04-30-11, 05:13 AM
Unfortuneatly after having fallen in the sewer the sniper smelled bad and the president's watch dog caught the scent.

talyon
04-30-11, 07:18 AM
Fortunately she ran into a huge talking rat named Ben who then scooted her through the maze of sewers to a safe wading pool 3 miles away.

Rachael98
04-30-11, 02:02 PM
Fortunately she ran into a huge talking rat named Ben who then scooted her through the maze of sewers to a safe wading pool 3 miles away.

Unfortunately, the 'safe pool' turned out not to be safe. It had a piranha infestation!

chvchv
04-30-11, 02:36 PM
Fortunately the piranha's teeth are worn out due to their last feast where they were munching on Iron Man (http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/06/ironman.jpg), who also fell into the same pool just an hour earlier.

Rachael98
04-30-11, 02:38 PM
Fortunately the piranha's teeth are worn out due to their last feast where they were munching on Iron Man (http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/06/ironman.jpg), who also fell into the same pool just an hour earlier.

Unfortunately, at that moment, Iron Man got up. He was not happy...

colagummi
04-30-11, 07:22 PM
Fortunately, Iron Man has emergency kit with him and oiled himself so he would not get rusty.

JennyWuzHere
05-01-11, 01:46 PM
unfortunately, Iron Man used the oil and flew out of the sewer with the 'rockets in his boots' and left her by herself

Rachael98
05-01-11, 04:32 PM
unfortunately, Iron Man used the oil and flew out of the sewer with the 'rockets in his boots' and left her by herself

Fortunately, she found a light switch. When she turned the light on, she spotted a door.

JennyWuzHere
05-01-11, 04:36 PM
Unfortunetly, the door led to a mysterious maze in the deeper side of the sewer

chvchv
05-01-11, 05:39 PM
Fortunately she was wise enough not to go through the door to enter the mysterious maze and decided to look further around and luckily found an even more mysterious glowing portal with the inscription: "The doomed portal to anther dimension. Be cautious!!!"

TheFluffySlipper
05-01-11, 07:57 PM
Unfortunately she hadn't seen Narnia and jumped in anyway.

talyon
05-01-11, 08:49 PM
Fortunately she ended up in Las Vegas.

colagummi
05-02-11, 02:37 AM
Unfortunately she realized all her money had fallen out of her pockets when she fell into the sewer.

Rachael98
05-02-11, 12:44 PM
Unfortunately she realized all her money had fallen out of her pockets when she fell into the sewer.

Fortunately, a big pile of cash lay in front of her.

colagummi
05-02-11, 04:02 PM
unfortunately, a few rogue acrobats who were members of Cirque De' Solei grabbed the pile of cash first.

talyon
05-02-11, 04:35 PM
Fortunately when she turned around she found 20 bucks they dropped and headed into the casino.

JennyWuzHere
05-02-11, 07:00 PM
Unfortunately, when she played at the casino, she lost. And lost her money.

colagummi
05-03-11, 02:39 AM
Fortunately, they were holding a talent show at the casino and the grand prize was money so she decided to enter the contest.

Rachael98
05-03-11, 12:50 PM
Fortunately, they were holding a talent show at the casino and the grand prize was money so she decided to enter the contest.

Unfortunately, she lost.

Mogwai4111
05-04-11, 05:17 PM
Fortunatly, she was noticed by a talent spotter and offered a job as a cocktail waitress at Caesar's Palace

colagummi
05-04-11, 06:30 PM
Unfortunately she had to wear roller skates going from table to table.

JennyWuzHere
05-04-11, 08:00 PM
Fortunately, She had an outfit on that attracted tips. And the roller skates made it faster for her to deliver items

colagummi
05-05-11, 01:19 AM
Unfortunately that outfit she was wearing made it hard to find a place to keep all those tips she was getting

Rachael98
05-05-11, 07:51 AM
Unfortunately that outfit she was wearing made it hard to find a place to keep all those tips she was getting

Fortunately, she used some of the tips that hadn't been dropped to buy some material and make a little pocket.

JennyWuzHere
05-05-11, 06:58 PM
Unfortunatley, she never had any experience with making items, so she didnt know how to place a zipper on the pocket.

Rachael98
05-05-11, 11:12 PM
Unfortunatley, she never had any experience with making items, so she didnt know how to place a zipper on the pocket.

Fortunately, a customer did for her.

JennyWuzHere
05-07-11, 11:26 AM
Unfortunately, while she was rollerskating to table 16, she didn't apply it to her outfit, so it dropped. And a man named Steven, took it and ran to the Men's restroom

Rachael98
05-07-11, 01:58 PM
Unfortunately, while she was rollerskating to table 16, she didn't apply it to her outfit, so it dropped. And a man named Steven, took it and ran to the Men's restroom

Fortunately, the toilet was cleaned by females. She took and mop and bucket and pretended to be a cleaner. So she got in.

colagummi
05-12-11, 04:00 AM
Unfortunately she recognized Steven as the guy that stood her up at Senior Prom

chvchv
05-12-11, 07:57 AM
Fortunately Steven suffers from Alzheimer and completely forgot about her existence.

Rachael98
05-12-11, 04:37 PM
Fortunately Steven suffers from Alzheimer and completely forgot about her existence.

Unfortunately, this had some risky side effects.

colagummi
05-14-11, 03:02 AM
Fortunately, there was a Doctor still at the bar that offered to help Steven and the woman sniper

talyon
05-14-11, 05:43 AM
Unfortunately the doctor lost his licsence for malpractice and was hurdled away by the fuzz

chvchv
05-14-11, 07:30 AM
Fortunately there was a second doctor present without a license, but this did not matter because his field was breast implants and so he was able to help Steven and cure him on the spot from his Alzheimer decease with a newly developed experimental medical treatment.

Rachael98
05-14-11, 07:33 AM
Fortunately there was a second doctor present without a license, but this did not matter because his field was breast implants and so he was able to help Steven and cure him on the spot from his Alzheimer decease with a newly developed experimental medical treatment.

Unfortunately, this also had side effects. But this time, it was serious...

cast1532
05-14-11, 02:57 PM
My bad. Lol

cast1532
05-14-11, 02:59 PM
Unfortunately, this also had side effects. But this time, it was serious...

Fortunately, the third doctor had a cure.

chvchv
05-14-11, 04:28 PM
Unfortunately it was the wrong cure. His was only able to cure nerds from not being anxious anymore because of the Playstation Network outage.

Rachael98
05-15-11, 07:57 AM
Unfortunately it was the wrong cure. His was only able to cure nerds from not being anxious anymore because of the Playstation Network outage.

Fortunately, Sony 'promised' to get the system working by the weekend, so the cure was not needed.

PS: Outrage? You'd rather they open up their fragile systems without fixing it first?

chvchv
05-15-11, 12:35 PM
Fortunately, Sony 'promised' to get the system working by the weekend, so the cure was not needed.

Unfortunately my PS3 account is not accessible anymore (I get a "Server Error" when I try to log in) after Sony got PSN back online.

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OT:


PS: Outrage? You'd rather they open up their fragile systems without fixing it first?

"Outage", as in "does not work". Not "OutRage"! :rolleyes:

I'm happy that Sony took a lot of effort to fix PSN. Cyber criminality is a serious thing. Sony got spanked and so they had to do what they did. I now only wish that I will be able to get my account back online. The Email address I've used back then to register is long gone. The email service does not even exist anymore. :-( When I try to log in to reset my password I get a "Server Error". I hope they fix that!

colagummi
05-15-11, 02:16 PM
Fortunately, its now time to back to the bathroom, with the sniper, the three Doctors and Steven...

chvchv
05-15-11, 03:13 PM
Unfortunately, while we are all coming back to the topic, we catch all of them in a very non-bible-belt-conform activity, because they did not expect us to drop the PSN topic, which was totally OT anyway, that quick.

colagummi
05-15-11, 05:37 PM
Fortunately, now that the sniper, the doctor and Steven were all really good friends (of a sort!) they decided to spend some time at the pool.

JennyWuzHere
05-16-11, 09:37 PM
Unfortunately, Steven forgot his swimming trunks, and met (earlier in the story) Bob

colagummi
05-17-11, 02:01 AM
Fortunately, Bob had gone shopping and had an extra pair of black and yellow swim trunks for Steven to borrow.

DoubleZ
05-17-11, 02:17 AM
Unfortunately, when Steven and Bob arrived at the pool, they found it was closed for maintenance.

DoubleZ
05-17-11, 02:22 AM
Unfortunately, when Steven and Bob arrived at the pool, they found it was closed for maintenance.

Oops!! Unfortunately, when Steven, Bob, the sniper, and the doctor arrived at the pool they found it was closed for maintenance.

colagummi
05-17-11, 02:44 AM
Fortunately, they all decided to go to an amusement park that had big water slides.

chvchv
05-17-11, 08:48 AM
Unfortunately, this is exactly what the sniper was waiting for: The opportunity to kill vast amounts of people from the top of the ferris wheel.

Mogwai4111
05-17-11, 11:06 AM
Fortunatly there was a long line for the ferris wheel, which gave the amusement park enough time to call in chuck norris to investigate the suspicious man in line holding a Dragunov semi-automatic sniper rifle with low recoil and 10 in the clip.

JennyWuzHere
05-17-11, 06:32 PM
Fortunately, the person he was sitting next to was an under cover cop

JennyWuzHere
05-17-11, 06:32 PM
Fortunately, the person he was sitting next to was an under cover cop

oopss.... dont read this, skip this one.

chvchv
05-17-11, 07:23 PM
Fortunatly there was a long line for the ferris wheel, which gave the amusement park enough time to call in chuck norris to investigate the suspicious man in line holding a Dragunov semi-automatic sniper rifle with low recoil and 10 in the clip.

Unfortunately, when Chuck Norris arrived, the sniper already managed to skip the line and sneaked into the top cabin of the Ferris Wheel.

mattdiner
05-17-11, 08:06 PM
Fortunately, this is Chuck Norris we're talking about, so he spun around the ferris wheel half way with his pinky finger.

colagummi
05-22-11, 02:58 AM
Unfortunately when he did that he sprained his wrist, given the sniper and her new gang time to get away and go somewhere else in the amusment park.

sterlingempire
06-09-11, 03:31 PM
Fortunatley he likes speedos

Phthon
06-09-11, 03:37 PM
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris is 71 years old and really doesn't look good in a speedo.

saintlover
06-09-11, 03:50 PM
Fortunately the readers of this drama took anti nausea medicine before seeing Chuck Norris in his speedo

Phthon
06-09-11, 03:52 PM
Unfortunately, the anti nausea medicine was waaaaay past the expiration date, which made them even more nauseous.

colagummi
06-18-11, 08:23 AM
Fortunately there was a Total Gym near by so even though all he was wearing were his speedos Chuck Norris knew he could still get his daily workout in before lunch!

hippoberry
06-18-11, 06:56 PM
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris hasn't starred a good movie since the Reagan administration so Total Gym closed it's doors upon seeing him, thinking he was a dangerous weirdo wearing speedos in broad daylight.

oap99
06-29-11, 04:28 PM
Fortunately bob broke away from the rest of the group including chuck noris. And having survived a ufo crash was able to escape unseen from the rest as he did from the wreckage of the ufo causing everyone to think he was dead. He had been found innocent and removed from deathrow so he was welcomed back as a hero and went on vacation to Alabama to go to Gulf Shores.

Mogwai4111
07-02-11, 07:08 PM
Unfortunatly, Chuck Norris hasn't starred in good movie since the Reagan administration so Alabama closed it's doors upon seeing him, thinking he was a dangerous weirdo wearing speedos in broad daylight.

zelda800
07-08-11, 12:46 PM
Forunately, he found a tailor and bought an outfit so that he could go to Alabama for vacation.

oap99
07-22-11, 04:31 PM
Unfortunately chuck noris realized he was supposed to be bob and disappeared and was replaced with bob

Rachael98
07-22-11, 04:32 PM
Unfortunately chuck noris realized he was supposed to be bob and disappeared and was replaced with bob

Fortunately, this confused everyone [including R98] so they went to sleep.

jovenal
07-22-11, 05:30 PM
unfortunately, those who went to sleep got stuck in their dreams of fortunately & unfortunately and couldn't wake up.

Rachael98
07-22-11, 05:34 PM
unfortunately, those who went to sleep got stuck in their dreams of fortunately & unfortunately and couldn't wake up.

Fortunately R98 saved the day.

jovenal
07-22-11, 05:44 PM
unfortunately, R98 is asleep and she only dreamt saving day.. leaving them stuck with the vision of chuck norris in his speedo.

LanokaHarbor
07-22-11, 11:41 PM
Fortunately, those that stayed awake decided to go look for some guy named Rick who was last seen riding in his 1967 corvette convertible with a German Shepard in the backseat.

LanokaHarbor
07-25-11, 10:33 PM
I'm just bumping this so we don't forget we are doing this!

cast1532
07-25-11, 11:37 PM
Unfortunately, Rick was somewhere lost in the woods and he action his car because he was high.

LanokaHarbor
07-26-11, 12:44 AM
Fortunately Rick's German Shepard named Jerry Lee was able to find a cabin where Rick could find shelter.

kudzo
07-26-11, 01:21 AM
Unfortunately the dog died

Rachael98
07-26-11, 06:21 AM
Unfortunately the dog died

Fortunately, they didn't really need the dog anymore, but...

cast1532
07-26-11, 07:39 AM
Unfortunately, Rick was devasted over the death of the dog that he went to a dog's camp.

I meant to say auction and not action. Silly iPad.

LanokaHarbor
07-26-11, 02:22 PM
Fortunately, there at the dog camp, Rick found the long lost love child of Jerry Lee, a younger version of he beloved, who promptly jumped into the passenger seat of his 1967 corvette.

kooky panda
07-26-11, 02:44 PM
Unfortunately, the corvette would not start, it was out of gas

Phthon
07-26-11, 02:48 PM
Fortunately, Death rode by on his pale horse Mortis...er...Binky and gave them a ride.

LanokaHarbor
07-26-11, 02:56 PM
Unfortunately, Death was taking Rick and his German shepherd dog Jerry Lee II to Death's lair....

oap99
07-27-11, 08:47 AM
fortunately a doctor found them and was able to wake them up.and when bob woke up he realized everyone wround him was insane because they kept mumbling about chuck noris so he ran away and stayed at a beach side hotel where no one would find him

kooky panda
07-27-11, 08:48 AM
unfortunately he left his footprints in the sand..

oap99
07-27-11, 08:52 AM
fortunately bob realized that some people with death were coming so he walked onto the sidewalk an went to a different hotel

talyon
07-27-11, 09:44 AM
Unfortunately Death was staying at the same hotel.

kooky panda
07-27-11, 02:25 PM
Fortunately a drug ring had just been busted by the swat team and death was distracted .

gobblies
07-27-11, 02:47 PM
Unfortunately the druggies took bob hostage

cakesJordanEz
07-27-11, 02:58 PM
Fortunately the druggies were out of bullets in their guns, so Bob was able to escape

kooky panda
07-27-11, 04:54 PM
Unfortunately when Bob was running from the druggies he tripped over a sand dune and bit the big one!

LanokaHarbor
07-27-11, 08:20 PM
Fortunately, The German shepherd Jerry Lee II was able to get away and found himself in the company of two very voluptuous ladies named Candy and Spice.

cakesJordanEz
07-28-11, 09:57 AM
Unfortunately, they turned out to be Death's associates and they tied him up and took him to Death!

kooky panda
07-28-11, 10:43 AM
fortunately, the waves from the beach hit Bob and when he woke up he saw Candy and Spice carrying Jerry Lee II off on a cloud of black smoke.

cakesJordanEz
07-28-11, 12:45 PM
Unfortunately, the cloud of black smoke invaded Bob's lungs and eyes. When Bob looked up they were gone!

LanokaHarbor
07-28-11, 12:51 PM
Fortunately when the devil saw The German shepherd Jerry Lee II with Candy and Spice, he rejected the shepherd and sent the shephard back to the beach with Bob, stating that only dobermans and pit bulls are evil devil dogs....and Candy and Spice should go rent both versions of the movie The Omen to brush up on their dog recruitment skills.

cakesJordanEz
07-28-11, 01:07 PM
Unfortunately, the video store was out of the Omen.

LanokaHarbor
07-28-11, 01:30 PM
Fortunately, the video store had all seven Harry Potter movies and all six Rocky movies in stock, as well as K9, a movie released that's starred Jerry Lee II's great great great great great grandfather.

http://germanshepherdpuppiesblog.com/files/k-9.jpg

bawpotter
07-28-11, 01:42 PM
Unfortunately, a mob came into the store and kidnapped Bob.

kooky panda
07-28-11, 01:48 PM
fortunately Jerry Lee II(german shepherd) followed in the bravery of his great great great great grandfather and took chase .

gitten
07-28-11, 04:12 PM
Unfortunately Jerry Lee II was dashing so fast that he ran into the store window, knocked his noggin, saw stars and lost track of Bob.

cakesJordanEz
07-28-11, 06:14 PM
Fortunately, Bob had been sweating so bad that the dog was able to follow the scent!

kooky panda
07-28-11, 06:38 PM
Unfortunately Jerry lee II stopped to smell a flower and a bee stung him on the nose which in turn swelled up and knocked out his sense of smell....

cakesJordanEz
07-28-11, 06:58 PM
Fortunately, he was already close to the mob and Jerry, so he trotted towards the mob building...

gitten
07-28-11, 08:07 PM
Unfortunately, Bob's sweat made the floor so slick that the dog got to slippin and a sliden and then went into a crash......

gitten
07-28-11, 08:11 PM
ok so you can demote me - once again I replied to the wrong post. Really you would think I could get this right!!!! Is that why I don't have senior member under my ID???????????

jackroc
07-28-11, 08:44 PM
Fortunetly, he sliped and slid into the mob. Distracted by the sliding canine, the mob released Bob and Bob ran so fast he went back in time the Regan Administration when Chuck Noris Stared in his last good movie. Chuck then swore to protect the time traveling Bob at all costs!

cakesJordanEz
07-28-11, 09:39 PM
Unfortunately, time traveling had side effects, and Bob had turned into a old man when he returned to the present! 

bawpotter
07-29-11, 04:31 AM
Fortunatley, Bob changed some things in the past which made him have a beautiful estate in the present.

Rachael98
07-29-11, 05:05 AM
Fortunatley, Bob changed some things in the past which made him have a beautiful estate in the present.

Unfortunately, it was destroyed in the present M4 fire*:(...

*ignore the fact that that's not possible:p

jackroc
07-29-11, 05:45 AM
Fortunately, Bob in his advanced age came out okay! He escaped his burning mansion through the underground secret catacombs that led him to....

cakesJordanEz
07-29-11, 10:01 AM
Unfortunately, it led him to the sniper, and she was NOT happy to see him!

bawpotter
07-31-11, 05:06 AM
Fortunatley, the sniper was a bit off, so she used an arrow that had been purified in the fountain of youth! Bob turned young again!

cakesJordanEz
07-31-11, 11:44 AM
Unfortunately, this made Chuck Norris turn old again, even older than before, and she easily was able to kidnap them and take them further into the catacombs!

dragonfruit39
07-31-11, 12:35 PM
Fortunately, Chuck Norris had an alien dad who he never knew about which meant he had powers, so when he was thinking that he wanted everything to be back to normal, everything went back to normal :D

oap99
07-31-11, 12:47 PM
Unfortunately the dog was rejected by the women, as he was not a toy poodle. So he went back and saved bob. They then escaped to? well nobody really knows.

oap99
07-31-11, 12:54 PM
I accidentally posted wrong I mean mob rejected him and he lived happily ever after with bob in some secret place

dragonfruit39
07-31-11, 12:56 PM
Unfortunately, what was forever to him when he was living in his secret place was only days, so he died on the second day he was there, an old, aged man, living only one day in his hideout :P

cakesJordanEz
07-31-11, 02:26 PM
Fortunately, this wasn't true since Bob had become youthful again! So Bob, tracked down all his friends/frenemies for poor Jerry Lee II's funeral

dragonfruit39
07-31-11, 02:32 PM
Unfortunately, they all died after drinking beer and watching the movie Hangover.... XD

jackroc
07-31-11, 04:06 PM
Fortunately, since everyone involed in this story died, jackroc came up with another character who would go on an adventure of his own! His name it George and his story starts like this: One day George was walking down the street when he realised....

cakesJordanEz
07-31-11, 05:11 PM
Unfortunately, his friend Bob had died.

(this isn't so fun anymore.)

dragonfruit39
07-31-11, 07:13 PM
Fortunately , I came up with a BETTER FUNNIERZ character, called Bill, he was in his bathtub, and the fortunate part was that he found a pink rubber ducky in it, though he never had one before :p

bawpotter
08-01-11, 08:50 AM
Unfortunetly, Bill's rubber ducky squirted him in the face :)

sterlingempire
08-01-11, 08:59 AM
Fortunately, it squirted out root beer and Bill became immortal.

joyirene
08-01-11, 09:10 AM
Unfortunately, everyone became immortal and all of the dead people from earlier came back as zombies. Then bob ate bill and he wasn't so immortal anymore.

kooky panda
08-01-11, 10:17 AM
fortunately death does not like Zombies, because he cannot take them, so he turned all the zombies back to humans ..

dragonfruit39
08-01-11, 10:22 AM
Unfortunately, death made a mix-up, Instead of turning them back into humans, he turned them into Yellow Smumps!!! The enemies of Blue Smurfs!!! :p

joyirene
08-01-11, 10:42 AM
Fortunately, they now looked a lot more like Black and Yellow, who weren't so alien anymore!

dragonfruit39
08-01-11, 04:14 PM
Unfortunately, Black and Yellow, LOVED being different, so when they saw all those Smurfs and Smumps, Black and Yellow got out their Lazer Guns and started killing them all! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- ZZZZZAAAAPPPPP!!!!! *becomes incinerated*

joyirene
08-01-11, 04:19 PM
Fortunately, Black and Yellow were able to kill everything and were back to being happy and unique again.

sterlingempire
08-01-11, 04:22 PM
Unfortunately the leader of Black and Yellow tribe got hit by a meteorite, and all of the Black and Yellows became insane. Then they all decided to go back to Jupiter and do the chicken dance. Then the Jupiter chickens were offended and attacked the Black and Yellows.

joyirene
08-01-11, 04:37 PM
Fortunately, one of the insane black and yellows made a frying gun which turned all the chickens into KFC!

silver_dew
08-01-11, 05:54 PM
Unfortunately , the chickens ended up being fried , But just as the black and yellows were going to take a bite of their freshly fried KFC , they heard a noise .

bawpotter
08-01-11, 06:52 PM
Fortunately, the sound was a biscuit truck that was coming around to give out free biscuits to the black and yellows for their KFC. The black and yellows enjoyed their biscuits and KFC.

cakesJordanEz
08-01-11, 07:44 PM
Unfortunately, this was all completely forgotten when the readers with the nightmare about Chuck Norris woke up! They then read that Jupiter had been blown up and it brought back only Bob and his friends, which made Death very angry!

(dragonfruit please don't just kill them off again like you keep doing! Thank you!)

bawpotter
08-01-11, 08:18 PM
Fortunately, Bob decided that he had enough trouble for a googolplex lifetimes, so he gets rid of everything and decides to go to the beach.

bawpotter
08-01-11, 08:19 PM
Unfortunately, Bob forgot his goggles so he could see underwater.

cakesJordanEz
08-01-11, 08:30 PM
Fortunately, out of nowhere, his friends show up! Even the sniper who has turned over a new leaf!
One of them started to hand Bob their goggles when...

cakesJordanEz
08-01-11, 08:32 PM
Unfortunately, a thief stole them from him!

silver_dew
08-01-11, 08:57 PM
Fortunately a cop saw the thief and started chasing him

cakesJordanEz
08-01-11, 08:58 PM
Unfortunately, the thief was to fast for the cop!

cakesJordanEz
08-01-11, 09:02 PM
Fortunately, Chuck Norris stepped in, and in about two seconds the thief was unconscious and Chuck Norris gave the goggles back to Bob! Then, they all changed into swimming trunks and bikinis and jumped into the pool! 

( sorry if I'm hogging the fortunately and unfortunately too much!)

silver_dew
08-01-11, 09:06 PM
Unfortunately, the water in the pool suddenly started to rise and the earth began to shake. "run", said chuck noris, "it's an earthquake!"

cakesJordanEz
08-01-11, 09:09 PM
Fortunately, it turned out that the rising water and little earthquake was from the force of Chuck Norris doing a cannonball into the pool! 

silver_dew
08-01-11, 09:22 PM
Unfortunately, the girls got very upset with chuck and decided to leave the pool . "no wait!", said chuck Norris, " no more earthquakes . Suddenly out of nowhere appeared a big green creature and said" I'm the hulk!"

cakesJordanEz
08-01-11, 09:28 PM
Fortunately, the hulk wouldn't let anyone leave, so Chuck Norris saw his chance to be heroic and he picked the Hulk up by his finger and threw him into a brick wall without breaking a sweat! Immediately everyone got back into the pool because they knew Chuck Norris would save them and even some girls surrounded him!
Meanwhile, the sniper pulled out a gun on Bob!

cakesJordanEz
08-01-11, 09:29 PM
Unfortunately, she fired before he could move! 

cakesJordanEz
08-01-11, 09:32 PM
Fortunately, it was just a water blaster, and it harmlessly splashed Bob in the face. Bob realized the sniper, (he would have to find out her name) was being playful, so he splashed her back! And his splash hit her and a big scary looking guy!

silver_dew
08-01-11, 10:15 PM
Unfortunately, the big scary guy was the sniper s brother and he looked really angry! " how dare you splash me and my sister !" he said. Bob replied. " she splashed me first, I was just returning the favor"

bawpotter
08-02-11, 05:28 AM
Fortunately, Bob remembered that he had a job application to go to so he left the sniper and her brother.

sterlingempire
08-02-11, 05:47 AM
Unfortunately, on his pleasnt stroll to the job interview, he fell into the pit of Tartarus.

joyirene
08-02-11, 07:31 AM
Fortunately, the story is veering away from chuck norris (finally). And it ended up being a pit of tartar sauce where Bob met Spongebob an they escaped away to Bukini Bottom and Sandy gave Bob one of her air suits so he could live underwater.

cakesJordanEz
08-02-11, 07:39 AM
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris appeared and woke Bob up from his dream about Bikini Bottom and the job application.

cakesJordanEz
08-02-11, 07:41 AM
Fortunately, it turned out that the big scary guy who got splashed was not the sniper's brother, and then Chuck Norris took care of the guy, and decided to leave the pool, because he saw joyirene's message!

joyirene
08-02-11, 07:44 AM
Unfortunately, the big scary guy actually was the anklets brother, and now she was pissed again.

joyirene
08-02-11, 07:45 AM
Snipers*** lol

cakesJordanEz
08-02-11, 07:54 AM
Fortunately, this wasn't the reason why she was p*##ed. The real reason was because he was her brother's friend who tried to hit on her! So, she got over being mad, and they all started playing beach ball, except without the beach!

(joyirene you really shouldn't cuss on the forums, that's breaking TL policy!)

joyirene
08-02-11, 08:55 AM
Is that a swear word? I didn't think it was!

joyirene
08-02-11, 08:57 AM
Unfortunately, the beach ball popped

sterlingempire
08-02-11, 09:44 AM
Fortunately, this wasn't the reason why she was p*##ed. The real reason was because he was her brother's friend who tried to hit on her! So, she got over being mad, and they all started playing beach ball, except without the beach!

(joyirene you really shouldn't cuss on the forums, that's breaking TL policy!)

Thats not considered cussing.

sterlingempire
08-02-11, 09:46 AM
Fortunately, chuck norris gave them a new one.

joyirene
08-02-11, 01:44 PM
Unfortunately, chuck Norris is back in the story.

bawpotter
08-02-11, 02:04 PM
Fortunately, bawpotter came into the story and stopped time. He decided that Chuck Norris was to never be in this story again.

Seriously guys, I really want to get rid of Chuck Norris. It is driving me nuts. Make up another character.

joyirene
08-02-11, 02:10 PM
Unfortunately, after their beach ball popped it also flew into the ocean and while Bob was swimming after it a shark came along!

Seriously if anyone brings CN back into the story I won't even be able to take it anymore haha

munchiez11
08-02-11, 02:12 PM
Fortunately, the shark didn't eat Bob because he thought Bob smelled funny.

joyirene
08-02-11, 04:03 PM
Unfortunately, bill went in the water to save Bob from the shark

silver_dew
08-02-11, 05:32 PM
Fortunately, a boat appeared and the sound of the engine scared the shark away! Bill and bob looked up and the person in the boat said, " hi ,I'm Jackie sparrow . Do you guys need a ride?"

cakesJordanEz
08-02-11, 09:19 PM
Unfortunately, their whole group wanted to go minus Chuck Norris! Jackie Sparrow didn't want to take the sniper, and they couldn't leave her because she didn't have her sniper rifle with her...

(sterlingempire sorry I thought that was considered swearing! Just didn't want joyirene to get into trouble!)

bawpotter
08-03-11, 05:13 AM
Fortunately, Bob ran like he never had before and went to his house and sat down on his couch and made himself some dinner and watched some TV.

joyirene
08-03-11, 07:36 AM
Unfortunately, every channel was on commercials

silver_dew
08-03-11, 08:07 AM
Fortunately, he had a good collection of Dvd's and decided to see a horror movie

bawpotter
08-03-11, 08:29 AM
Unfortunately, the horro movie was really pathetic so Bob went for some Cookies &Cream Ice cream.

bawpotter
08-03-11, 08:29 AM
Sorry, Horror movie. I hate this keyboard!

crystalrayn3
08-03-11, 08:31 AM
Fortunately, the ice cream server was the cutest girl Bob had ever seen

silver_dew
08-03-11, 08:42 AM
Unfortunately , she had a boyfriend..

cakesJordanEz
08-03-11, 08:50 AM
Fortunately, the sniper agreed to "get rid" of him!

cakesJordanEz
08-03-11, 08:52 AM
Unfortunately, she shot the girl instead! ( it was on purpose, because she was jealous and likes Bob!) 

bawpotter
08-03-11, 08:53 AM
Fortunately, Bob remembered that he had Ice Cream in his freezer at home.

cakesJordanEz
08-03-11, 09:18 AM
Unfortunately, the sniper was there when he got home! And she wouldn't let him get to the ice cream!

bawpotter
08-03-11, 12:05 PM
Fortunatley, Bill came from behind and knocked out the sniper that way he could get the ice cream!

cakesJordanEz
08-03-11, 01:17 PM
Unfortunately, the sniper was just a dummy, the real sniper came out, knocked Bill over the head, and jumped in front of Bob blocking the freezer! "Kiss me and I'll let you get your ice cream!"

cakesJordanEz
08-03-11, 01:24 PM
Fortunately, Bob would do anything to get his ice cream, so he kissed her!
 When he did, it felt better than eating ice cream so he forgot about it and sat down on his coach with the sniper and she suggested he rent a romance movie. "I barely even know you" he said, but went out to find one anyways.

(Getting to mushy? Don't worry! It won't be too much longer!)

bawpotter
08-03-11, 01:41 PM
Unfortunately, when Bob was out he got hit on the head with a rock and realized that the sniper was a cheater and decided to dump here and get ice cream.

cakesJordanEz
08-03-11, 01:51 PM
Fortunately, bawpotter didn't have ANY proof that she was a cheater so Bob went to go rent a romance movie, but suddenly...

joyirene
08-03-11, 02:43 PM
Unfortunately, all the Blockbusters were out of business!

silver_dew
08-03-11, 05:32 PM
So he changed his mind and decided to go to a pub and have a drink to cool his confused mind, but when he reached there, he got the shock of his life!

bawpotter
08-03-11, 06:15 PM
Unfortunately, he realised that the shock was an eletric shock and was killed.

cakesJordanEz
08-03-11, 06:28 PM
Fortunately, Death let him go. "Girlfriend issues," he said, "yep, I got em too!"
"She's not exactly my girlfriend," Bob said.

cakesJordanEz
08-03-11, 06:30 PM
Unfortunately, before Bob could finish, Death zapped him back to his house, where the sniper had been waiting all night!

cakesJordanEz
08-03-11, 06:32 PM
Fortunately, he was able to shock her enough by saying, 'you're still in my house?'
Then he motioned to Bill to whack her over the head with her own rifle!

bawpotter
08-03-11, 06:34 PM
Bob then realized that he was absolutely exhausted and wanted to go to sleep after the inpossibly long day.

cakesJordanEz
08-03-11, 06:41 PM
Unfortunately, he had to take her home wherever that was. He couldn't just leave her in his house!
So sleepily, Bob and Bill followed the sniper's trail back to a house in the woods in the middle of nowhere.
He managed to put her down on the bed, and made it to the door just as he collapsed exhausted and fell asleep!
Bill and JordanEz told everyone not to post in this thread until tomorrow morning at 8:00 P.M. Which by then the sniper and Bob would wake up!

bawpotter
08-03-11, 06:45 PM
Morning at 8 pm. That is an oximoron.

Fortunatley, Bob managed to make it back to his house and get on his pajamas and get into bed. Bob slep quite well, and was refreshed in the morning.

cakesJordanEz
08-03-11, 06:48 PM
I am an idiot! I meant 8:00 A.M. And it's too late bawpotter! Remember, Bob ALREADY fell asleep! 
So that post doesn't count!

bawpotter
08-03-11, 06:49 PM
Bob woke up after falling asleep at the snipers house.

cakesJordanEz
08-03-11, 06:55 PM
Not to be rude or mean, I'm not that! But you don't get the concept here do you? One you're supposed to put fortunately or unfortunately at the beginning of every post and two you are not supposed to post till morning!

cakesJordanEz
08-04-11, 06:48 PM
Has everyone forgotten about fortunately, unfortunately?
Just wondering because has posted in it since yesterday, (besides me!)

bawpotter
08-04-11, 06:50 PM
Unfortuantely, when Bob woke up he realised that he didn't have any food for breakfast so he went to the mini-mart for some bread, milk and eggs.

bawpotter
08-04-11, 06:50 PM
It is back.

cakesJordanEz
08-04-11, 06:51 PM
Fortunately, the store was close by!

cakesJordanEz
08-04-11, 06:52 PM
Unfortunately, he got lost in the woods!

(bawpotter, thank you, ty, ty, ty!!! I was afraid nobody would ever post in this thread for awhile!)