Gnome*on the road again wearin’ different clothes again
Gnome*on the road again wearin’ different clothes again
Corr.: Gnome's on the road again wearin? different clothes againOriginally Posted by FrauMimi2
(Manfred Mann's Gnome Band)
Old Frau Mimi had a farm, e i e i o.
And on this farm she had some gnomes, e i e i o.
With a red gnome here and a red gnome there,*
here a gnome, there a gnome,*
everywhere a red gnome!
Old Frau Mimi had a farm, e i e i o.
I want a gnome-a-potamus for Christmas,
Only a gnome-a-potamus will dooooo,
No crocodiles, or rhinosauruses,
I only like, gnome-a-potamuses,
And gnome-a-potamuses like me toooooo
Here's a real one -
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Said the laughing Gnome
In the morning when I woke up
He was sitting on the edge of my bed
With his brother whose name was Fred
He'd bought him along to sing me a song
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
David Bowie of course.
Deputy sub-Assistant Racing Clerk to The First Ever FPGC Half Medley
Principal Clerk (Rtd) to the Joint Clerks and Secretaries of the FPGC
You make me giggle.I'm NOT on the list. I was rejected for "Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho ... ". Some lame excuse about it being Dwarves and not Gnomes. She's a tough referee that Gigi
Anyway, here's an old one from Harry Lauder - a latter day Scottish pop star !
Gnoming in the Gloaming
Rolling with my gnomies
Rolling with my gnomies.
2 NEW ONES TO ADD...
Shock to the heart and your too late, baby you give gnomes a bad name.
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