Hahaha! Your story made me LOL mamao!! I've been pretty much MIA here but am still crafting farm art and posting them to my Flickr. No time to double post pics here though. Just google search bubsfarmart for the link if you guys wanna see what I'd been up to...
Anyways....Here's my crazy ending if it's not too late?!
At first, the prince was oblivious to the black and sharp stuff growing out from Razel's fingers and ears as he had shut his eyes blissfully while hugging her. "Mmmm... You smelly yummy, my dear..." Murmured the prince. "Yummy like a berry..." As he held Razel in his arms, he gradually felt her swelling with each passing minute. Razel was petrified and could not speak when she tried to do so. Soon, she was so swollen that the prince could no longer embrace her in his arms. His eyes flew open in fright and saw that Razel had turned into a gigantic heartberry!! "OMG! OMG! Whatever shall we do?!!" Cried the frantic prince, flailing his arms, feeling somewhat like a Prophet of Doom.
Meanwhile, Themanela, who was feeling rather cool, decided to sunbathe herself on the beach to warm herself up. She heaved herself over the edge and tried to grab onto her usual string of hare to descend from the tower. "Themanela!!" screeched Parry. Oops! It was too late! Absentminded Themanela had obviously forgotten that she had snipped away all the hare! Hahaha! So, there she goes! LOL!!
Back to Razel... Meanwhile, our poor juicy beauty was by now getting very heavy!! She looked like she's gonna explode! The hot air balloon started to plummet real fast under all the weight. The prince muttered a final prayer while hugging his berry bride. Miraculously, the wind had carried them back to the tower and they all crashed onto the tower... and Themanela!! BBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMM! There was a huge earth-shake. Purple glitter n red dust swirled like a tornado from the site. After what seemed like an eternity, the earth stopped shaking and peace was once again restored.
"Wake up everybody!! You've gotta move it, move it!!" Screeched Parry. Razel's eyelids fluttered open. She jumped up and started examining herself. She was back to her usual self!! The prince meanwhile was still unconscious and looking kinda green. Poor Razel was heartbroken and she sobbed hysterically. Her golden tears however fell onto the prince's eyelids and soon, he regained consciousness. "Oooooh...You saved my life, Razel! I'm eternally grateful! Will you marry me?" Exclaimed the prince. "Whooper-dee-doopie!! YESSSS!!" Shrieked Razel, throwing her arms up in the air. And so they lived happily ever after. Well, sort of... I think..? I hope!!!
Meanwhile, the witch doctor was reduced to her true self -- a crow!! Parry fell instantly in love with Themanela. "You're mine! Mine! Mine!" He squawked gleefully. Themanela screeched and recoiled in terror and spent her rest of her days fleeing from Parry. And so, she did NOT live happily ever after. LOL!!
****THE END!!****Hope you guys had a good laugh!
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Originally Posted by bubsnpzai
