The Famous Peacock and Gooses Club

[hectorloch]

Constitution (7th Revision)

The Famous Peacock and Gooses Club

• Rule 1. The name of the club shall be The Famous Peacock and Gooses Club or (when ladies are involved) The Famous Peafowl and Gooses Club ("the FPGC").
• Rule 2. Membership is open to any player who owns an eligible fowl and does not fall foul of the Fowl Rule.
• Rule 3. All appointments shall be democratically voted upon by all the members in open, fair and contested elections.
• Rule 4. The President (for life) shall be Sissy.
• Rule 5. The Joint Clerks and Secretaries (for life) shall be Harry and Archie.
• Rule 6. Sissy is always right.
• Rule 7. If Sissy is wrong, see Rule 6.
• Rule 8. The Fowl Rule - an eligible fowl shall be any of a peafowl, a gooses, a swan, a crane, a flamingo, a turkey, a guineafowl or a capercaillie.
• Rule 9. Er ... that's it.

Registered Members and Owners

Peacocks

Magma and Magmo - sissy8
Harry, Archie, Mac, Malky, Rory, Angus & Bruce - hectorloch
Bluey - lesleypsg1
Vladimir and Dmitri - yanochka
Walter - driftboutique
Martin - pinkster73
Iris (who's confused) - Sandy (on my Wall but not here yet)
Cogburn (who's had cosmetic surgery) - Owner Mogwai (sub judice awaiting outcome of litigation)
Sasha - 88fsasha
Chickenpeacock - lauralafarm
Preston - sebsfarm (pic awaited)
Pedro - Kooky Panda
Peter - Heather Hill
Morelli (ex Polly Petunia Peacock) of Phoebe's Farm - Gitten
Gonzo - MrsPamB
Ricardo and Eduardo - Pattisue1
Alfredo - KMYFARMer
Josephine - sibl (Sibel)
Regal - queentina3
His Grace, the Duke of LeBron - zoom27
Mr Wonderful - Newbie99
Perri - Ladypollo

Gooses

Big Bob, Hilly, Billy and Silly - sissy8
Hamish, Stuart, Sandy & Rabbie - hectorloch
Tom and Jerry - sibl (Sibel)
Tico - KMYFARMer
Maisy - pinkster73
Анастасия и Светлана - Their Royal Highnesses the Princesses Anastasia and Svetlana - yanochka
Lily Marlene - swiep07
Lucky - queentina3
Lucy - RealFarmer1222
Lady Mabel and Lady Ethel - zoom27
Isabel - viviansmo
Wauna - kattybell
Hurricane - snapenath

Swans

Her Majesty - sissy8
Baron Mikhail and Baroness Maya - yanochka
Trumpeter - JamieLynn68

Cranes

Sir Ken - viviansmo
Yin and Yang - Newbie99

Flamingos

Miss Pink - viviansmo

WSH Turkeys

Mathilda WSH - sissy8
Fred - pinkster73
Wilma - yanochka
Bam Bam - queentina3
Timmy Gobbles aka Gobbles - thatgirl444


All other owners of peacocks and gooses and other eligible fowl are cordially invited to register their fowls with their given names.

[pinkster73]

Could I suggest an amendment? How about peacocks and gooses and kittehs? (Yes I spelled it like that on purpose)

[hectorloch]

I'll Need to ask the President - she hasn't got a kitty, though 'cos she's got no dough today.

How will the kitties get on with the peacocks ?

[hectorloch]

Sorry - kittehs ! That gobblies not back is he ?

[pinkster73]

I'm embarrassed to say I don't have a peacock . I was waiting for more kittehs

[sissy8]

pauw.jpgaaah yes I have to introduce myself as the president,
well I am a fanatic birthlover, and as you all know there has to come agoose-001.jpg, because otherwise, the name of this club isn't right

[pinkster73]

Oh the rejection. Maybe I should start a club called The crazy cat ladies who have a super clean no cat urine smell here club. Or something like that. But it will be hard if I can't have a signature

[hectorloch]

TL will have to provide wire netting (for coins, of course) if we're to let the kittehs in.

[pinkster73]

Ok hold on I will go get a peacock.....

[pinkster73]

Ok I have a peacock now. His registered name is Martin.